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The Kourtney & Kim Take Miami season finale aired on E! last night.

But don't worry, fans of contrived storylines about multi-millionaires with an utter lack of self-awareness: there's plenty more where this came from!

In the first promo for Keepimg Up with the Kardashians Season 8, we see :

  • Kendall learning to drive.
  • Rob packing on the pounds.
  • Khloe cursing her sisters off.
  • Bruce wanting to own a gun.
  • And a pregnant Kim Kardashian crying up a storm.

If these teases don't pique your interest... well, that means you are mentally healthy. But check out the trailer anyway:

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Last week, we saw Kim Kardashian hire a private investigator to tail Scott Disick, a suspect move on so many levels, and one that came to a head last night.

How did he and Kourtney react to her sib's latest subterfuge?

And what bombshell made them forget about it REAL fast?

Find out in our recap of Kourtney & Kim Take Miami!

Kim is Pregnant

The P.I. didn't seem to find out much on Scott beyond what we already know - he's a party animal who gets wasted at nightclubs - so what was the point?

Minus 60 for the pointlessness and deception.

Really, the fact that he wears tinted moisturizer was a much more significant reveal, and Kourtney found that out on her own! Plus 20 for her sleuthing.

And Minus 40 for the fact that he wears that.

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The children of Kris Jenner are standing up for their supposedly horrible mother.

Kim, Kourtney, Khloe and Rob are suing Ellen Pearson - the widow of Robert Kardashian - for leaking diary entries of their late father to In Touch Weekly.

  • Kris Jenner: A Madwoman?!?
  • Kris Jenner Tabloid Cover

The tabloid ran a handful of features a few weeks ago in which it painted Jener in an awful light, using Robert Kardashian's own words to claim she abused Kim and once locked Rob in a car.

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With Kim Kardashian reportedly packing on anywhere from 10 to 200 pounds, the bang-able baton has officially been passed, according to Life & Style:

Khloe Kardashian is now the hottest sister in this family!

Khloe Cover

So screams that tabloid's latest cover, which is all about Khloe's weight loss and how she recently shed 25 pounds.

How has she done it?

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Khloe Kardashian is standing up for her husband in the wake of some seriously scathing allegations.

Earlier this month, ESPN's Outside the Lines investigated the tax returns of numerous athlete-created charities, noting that Lamar Odom's organization (Cathy's Kids) has not contributed a penny to any cancer-related causes.

Moreover, when approached with this information, Odom waved away a reporter, saying of his charity's $2.2 million: "It's my money."

Pretty Khloe Kardashian

But Khloe writes in a new blog post that Odom is referring to the fact that he's personally contributed 90% of that fund to the charity, explaining:

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A new ESPN report has led to questions about a charity run by Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom, as an investigation by Outside the Lines makes it clear:

Cathy’s Kids has not given a dime to charity-related causes, despite raising $2.2 million since its creation in 2004.

Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom in NYC

A look into the charity's tax records reveals that Cathy's Kids - named in honor of Lamar's late mother, who died of stomach cancer - has been primarily used to finance two elite youth basketball teams.

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Khloe Kardashian - and most of America - are giving thanks to Spanx today.

The reality star accidentally pulled a Marilyn Monroe Friday, as a gust of wind caused her dress to fly up on the streets of Los Angeles.

And, of course, a paparazzi was standing nearby to get a perfect shot of the near wardrobe malfunction.

Khloe Kardashian Skirt Blow

"Shorts, spanks, boy shorts under a dress/skirt are a must!" Khloe Tweeted soon after the world was spared a shot of her privates.

Somewhere, though, Kim Kardashian must have seen this and wondered what the heck is the matter with her sister.

Doesn't she know that a vagina on camera is the fastest way to guarantee long-time fame and fortune?

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The family that stays together impregnates together.

Could Kourtney Kardashian end up carrying sister Khloe's baby? And how does Kourtney really feel about Scott's partying (not to mention gator killing)?

What atrocious fashion is Kim Kardashian wearing this week?

Find out in our recap of Kourtney & Kim Take Miami!

  • Kourtney Kardashian Red Carpet Pic
  • Lamar and Khloe Kardashian-Odom

Kourtney, naturally, is well aware of Khloe's fertility struggles.

She naturally suggests that she be Khloe's surrogate ... since she has no problem getting preg via Scott Disick (or Michael Girgenti for that matter).

Plus 250 for that scandal BTW.

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Kourtney and Kim Kardashian, sister Khloe will raise see your latest tabloid covers and raise you this hilarious tale:

She's pregnant! But she doesn't know the identity of her baby's father!

OK! Weekly hints strongly that Khloe is knocked up (she isn't), while also playing off Star's previous claim that she's having an affair with The Game (she's not), leading to a cover for the ages:

Khloe Kardashian Pregnant Claim

"Several of [Khloe's] friends are convinced she is nearly eight weeks pregnant," an insider claims, adding that "all the signs are there. Khloe’s been doing everything by the book. She’s been taking all the right vitamins and folic acid, exercising regularly.”

Well then. She's clearly expecting.

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Ford has pulled an ad in India featuring fallen reality star Paris Hilton driving a car with Kim, Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian bound and gagged in the back.

Paris Hilton Kardashians Ford Ad

The drawing featuring the reality TV show rivals was created by JWT India, the agency that produces ad campaigns for Ford Figo in that country.

Tagline: “Leave your worries behind with Figo’s extra large boot.”

That presumably means trunk, not Kim's globally famous booty.

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Khloe Kardashian Biography

Kim and Khloe Kardashian Khloe Kardashian is only famous for being the sister of Kim Kardashian. She stars, along with the rest of this stupidly-named family, on... More »
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Khloe Kardashian Quotes

I did wear fur and they wanted to educate me on the brutal ways in which animals are skinned for their pelts.

Khloe Kardashian

They released me early because I was a threat to the prison.. The whole prison was on lockdown. It was actually really scary.

Khloe Kardshian [on early prison release]
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