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O.J. Simpson is almost definitely not the father of Khloe Kardashian.

But if you listen to the quotes invented by a source The National Enquirer made up in its controversial new cover story, you may begin to have some doubts. Simply put:

"O.J. told me Khloe's his child," this anonymous insider tells the tabloid. "It was the big secret that no one in the two families would discuss. And Robert admitted he and Kris were not having sex at the time Khloe was conceived. O.J. bragged about his sex life and many female conquests, which he said included some of his best friends' wives."

  • Khloe Kardashian in Vegas
  • It's The Juice!

It is true that Kris Jenner was friends with the accused murder, via her husband at the time, but their relationship was never the same after Nicole Brown Simpson was found dead in 1994. It's unclear why.

Adds this totally real source:

"He used to tell us way back - even before he and Nicole got divorced - that he had a love child with the wife of a wealthy family. But at the time of Khloe's birth, it would have been devastating for the news to come out that America's biggest sports hero had fathered a love child."

It's true. Thank goodness O.J. has kept his reputation intact since this time.

The Juice is currently in jail on an armed robbery conviction and is eligible for parole in 2017. We may need to wait until then for a definitive answer to the question of paternity.

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A-ha! The puzzle has been solved. The National Enquirer has discovered he identity of Khloe Kardashian's father, and the answer is a killer:

O.J. Simpson!

Following the ridiculous, unproven rumor that Khloe is the product of an affair between Kris Jenner and a mystery man, this tabloid has now published an equally ridiculous and unproven rumor: that the former Buffalo Bills running back and likely murderer was that man.

National Equirer Cover Story

Scandalous! Khloe looks JUST like O.J.'s daughter, Sydney!!!

The cover story should actually come as good news to the family. It's given Kim Kardashian a chance to prove she's not a robot, as she actually made us laugh with the following Tweet in response to this report:

"It makes sense now. Khloe u are so tan!"

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Khloe Kardashian may be feeling pressure to conceive, but she is not resorting to drugs to help with the process. At least not yet.

That's the message this reality star sent out this week, in response to rumors that she's undergoing fertility treatment to ensure her and Lamar Odom will soon have a Mason Dash to call their own.

Shot of Khloe Kardashian

"Because there is so much speculation here is my statement," Kardashian Tweeted. "I am not at this time in my life considering any type of fertility treatments. If and when I do, I will shout it from the rooftops but for now its in Gods hands."

That might be the most reasonable thing a member of this family has ever said.

Khloe and Lamar have never been shy about their desire to procreate. It goes all the way back to the fall of 2010, when Odom joked:

"We're on it right now. And I'm having fun trying."

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Sunday on Kourtney & Kim Take New York, Kim Kardashian admitted she is not happy in her marriage to Kris Humphries, which happened a matter of weeks ago.

Who could have ever seen that revelation koming?

Meanwhile, Khloe and Kim resolved a fight that we barely even remember and Scott Disick looked like the most mature person on the show, which says a lot.

Find out in our weekly rekap, THG style!

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Kim is back from Dubai and feeling confused about marriage. Plus 18 for feeling an actual human emotion, even though it's her own fault for being in this mess.

Moreover, "I just feel like I have so much going on that I have enough to deal with without having to revisit all of this Khloé drama." Minus 35 because we cannot even remember, much less care about her Khloe drama from weeks ago.

The producers even have Jonathan Cheban prompt Kim to talk about problems with Kris and Khloe. Plus 7 for the return of this mostly-fake friendship.

Kim lays it on the line: "We're fighting over nothing. If I said something that's offensive, I'm sorry. Accept the apology or don't." Take that bitch! Plus 9.

Scott tells Kim she's "a diva." LOL. Ya think? Plus 11.

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Robert Kardashian passed away in 2003. So how did the former O.J. Simpson attorney actually come to his daughter's rescue this week, amidst a growing, tabloid-based scandal?

First, a refresher on said scandal: in the latest issue of Star, two of Robert's former wives came out and claimed he admitted to them that Khloe Kardashian was NOT his spawn. They quoted their late ex as saying he knew all along that Khloe was the product of an affair Kris Jenner carried on, but he loved her anyway.

Khloe Kardashian Cheers on Mavs

Khloe has since come out and slammed the women, while family sources have written off their claims as ridiculous.

Now, TMZ has uncovered a document that might actually prove Khloe truly is Robert's offspring.

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Khloe Kardashian is fighting back.

Faced with a tabloid claim - initiated by two former stepmoms - that she's the result of an affair Kris Jenner engaged in many years ago, the reality star has taken to Twitter and slammed Jan Ashley and Ellen Kardashian, both of whom were married to her father, Robert, and both of whom tell Star Magazine that Khloe is NOT actually a Kardashian.

Not a Kardashian?!?

"The audacity you have to mention my father’s name like this! Should be ashamed of urself! I let a lot of things slide but this one is really low… YOU ARE DISGUSTING! (yes you know who YOU are)."

Family reps also tell TMZ the report is "untrue" and the Kardashians are hurt over the public allegations. Kris Jenner finds them "ridiculous."

It takes a whole lot to have us side with this attention-starved wastes of quality television airtime... but this story does seem especially salacious, even for a supermarket tabloid.

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The latest issue of Star Magazine delivers a bombshell: Khloe Kardashian is not actually a Kardashian.

The tabloid first quotes Jan Ashley, who married Robert Kardashian after he split from Kris Jenner, and says simply: "Khloe is not his kid. He told me that after we got married."

Khloe Kardashian in Dallas

Ellen Kardashian (Robert's third wife) also alleges to the publication that Robert was open about Jenner's infidelity during their marriage - a fact the reality star cops to in her atrocious new memoir - and says Khloe herself brought up "all the time" how different she was from her siblings.

"She looked nothing like the rest," Ellen says. "She was tall, had a different shape, light hair, curly hair. Didn't look anything like the other three children."

It's worth noting that Ellen Kardashian filed for bankruptcy in 2010. Was she paid to make this admission? Probably. Could it still be valid? Yes.

Ellen concludes that Robert never asked for a DNA test because he accepted the "truth" about Khloe from the outset and, nevertheless, "loved her very much."

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Kim, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian are about to get all dolled up. Literally!

A source tells Us Weekly that Mattell will immortalize these sisters via an upcoming limited-edition Barbie line that "will reflect the girls' measurements and may even come in Kardashian-designed outfits."

We can only hope.

Kourtney Kardashian, Kim Kardashian, Khloe Kardashian

This makes sense for three reasons:

  1. Kim Tweeted over the holidays: "Merry Christmas Barbs! Long time no see! What did Ken get you for Christmas? Miss you doll!"
  2. Kim once posed like a Barbie doll.
  3. Kim has the personality of a Barbie doll.

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Star Magazine has pulled off the impossible: coverage of the Kardashians than actually turns off this attention-crazed family.

The latest issue of the tabloid quotes Charles Kernaghan - the head of the Institute for Global Labour and Human Rights - as saying the Kris Jenner-led clan employs youths in China to manufacture Kardashian merchandize in unsanitary warehouses.

An investigation has been launched into these "slave labor" like conditions - that reportedly include long work hours, meager wages and uncomfortable temperatures - but there's a  problem:

Kardashians Kover Story

Kernaghan says he was misquoted and tells TMZ there's no proof that the Kardashians are involved in any kind of sweatshop scandal. He's never even been to any of the factories in question.

In light of this admission, along with the magazine cover above, sources say the family is set to move forward with a libel lawsuit against Star. Lawyers believe the tabloid should have to pay for damage caused to the Kardashian brand's reputation and, trust us, we hate to agree with anything this family says or does.

But they may have a point here.

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The Kardashians stand accused of using "slave labor" and turning a blind eye to human rights atrocities to produce their multimillion dollar fashion lines.

A human rights group is investigating claims that workers in China - as young as 16 - work in squalor to manufacture merchandise for the famous family.

The labels in question: K-Dash by Kardashian (which Kim, Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian are all involved with), the Kris Jenner Kollection and ShoeDazzle, according to Star.

Khloe Kardashian, Kris Jenner, Kim Kardashian

The institute for Global Labour and Human Rights has in fact launched an investigation, amidst claims the Kardashians' products are inhumanely produced.

With factories reeking of stench from sewage and temperatures north of 100 degrees, an official from the group says conditions in the area are "horrific."

There are also claims the employees work up to 84 hours a week, earning $1 an hour ... while the Kardashians rake in approximately $65 million a year.

However, a leader of the human rights group quoted in the story implying the Kardashians use "slave labor" says the story is misleading in many ways.

Charles Kernaghan, Executive Director of the Institute for Global Labour and Human Rights, says he told Star, "It was a wise idea to wait on the article."

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