Khloe Kardashian

America has a lot of problems: a high unemployment rate, an ongoing debate about health care, a potential presidential candidate who exploits the military for her own political agenda.

With that in mind, Khloe and Kourtney Take Miami is one of two things:

1. A welcome distraction from these issues;
2. Or the epitome of all that's wrong in our country.

Watch the trailer below and decide for yourself.

And remember to tune in to the season premiere of this ridiculous series, as a staff member of The Hollywood Gossip will take his shirt off during it. Seriously!

Khloe and Kourtney Take Miami Preview

In case you were wondering, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian are sisters. Not saints.

The official poster for Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami makes this distinction clear, as the less well-known siblings of Kim Kardashian get totally photoshopped pose seductively on a boat and hype their upcoming E! series.

It premieres on August 16. We'd be more likely to tune in if the title of the show was more apt, alliterative or simply less dumb. Something along the lines of...

• Kourtney and Khloe Go Klubbing
• Kourtney and Khloe Tag-Team Miami
• Kourtney and Khloe Konsider Their Useless Lives, Often Sunbathe
  
• Kourtney and Khloe Stoop to Any Attention-Grabbing Level to Get Out of Their Sister's Shadow

Can you kome up with any better name for this ridiculous reality series?

This is what Fergie gets for trying to look relatively normal.

The singer, who is known for her unusual taste in fashion, donned a popular Alexander Wang dress at an album release party for The E.N.D. earlier this summer.

Some would say she looked hot in it, while others would say they'd never get it on with Fergie.

But everyone would have to agree that it's the same outfit worn last month at a charity event by Khloe Kardashian.

Compare the looks below and then vote in our poll:

Who wears this dress better?

Kim Kardashian is a konundrum.

On one hand, she poses for bikini-klad photos on a trampoline, klearly attempting to garner headlines in any way possible.

On the other hand, Kim and her sisters are relatively harmless. They don't try to sing or star in movies or act any more important than they actually are.

Sometimes, in fact, they used their celebrity for good.

This past week, for example, Kim and Khloe Kardashian joined Reggie Bush in Africa. The trio took the trip as part of the Diamond Empowerment Fund, an organization that supports education initiatives focused on disadvantaged people on that continent.

Spending time with impoverished families, Khloe referred to the vacation as the "most incredible experience of my life." She wrote on her blog:

"We handed out food and milk to women and children and we got to play with the kids -- they were all SO adorable!!!!!!!"

Which is it, Kim Kardashian? Are you happy with your curves or aren't you?!?

In March, the reality TV star spoke proudly about her body, railing against critics that mocked her cellulite and setting a good example for women by saying "just because I am on the cover of a magazine doesn't mean I'm perfect."

We applauded her stance at the time.

Now, however, sister Khloe Kardashian graces the cover of Life & Style, on which she brags about the 20 pounds of weight Kim helped her shed. And just how did the siblings team up to trim down?

Through a quick-fix, unhealthy system of "cleansing;" i.e. a politically correct form of bulimia, involving the evacuation of all sustenance out the other end.

Kim Kardashian was proud of her curves... until she discovered a way to pad her bank account by saying otherwise.

In fact, Kim and Khloe are even shilling their very own cleansing product. It's called Quick Trim and it will soon be on sale at GNC.

“It’s a lemonade-based cleanse. It’s ready to go! Khloe has lost 20 pounds off of it,” Kim said this week. “I tried the pepper ones for literally half a day. I couldn’t stick to it! But I can totally do this."

We have two reactions to this:

1. We can't believe Kim found something she won't swallow.
2. Don't try this at home, kids. It's not healthy, nor will it result in long-term weight loss. If you somehow can't resist an attempt, don't bother to give the Kardashians money as a result. Just go to Taco Bell.

Khloe Kardashian is a celebrity weight loss champion.

Sister Kim Kardashian may be the one with the famous figure, but Khloe is really koming into her own with a svelte new shape, having dropped 20 pounds.

How'd this krazy Kardashian lose all that weight?

"I try to do 30 minutes of cardio, mandatory," Khloe konfessed. "Obviously if I have more time, I want to do weights, but really cardio is what works for me because I'm bigger. Cardio leans me out, and still works muscle definition too."

To avoid a monotonous routine, she makes sure to switch hers up.

"I do different kinds everyday because I get really bored. I do boxing, I go on hikes, I do stairs," Khloe Kardashian says. "I'm always switching it up."

At diet and exercise, Khloe Kardashian krushes the kompetition.

Khloe - who will star with sister Kourtney in a new reality series, Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami, this August - is more than happy with how far she's come.

"It's hard work, but it's worth it, and once you start seeing results, it really keeps you motivated," she says. "Now I actually get excited. I'm like 'I've got to start seeing arm definition soon,' so I go to the gym."

A for her dieting secrets?

"I eat whatever I want until noon. From noon on, I watch what I eat," says Khloe, who said she's launching a diet product called Quick Trim with Kim. Really.

"I only drink champagne. 100 calories in a glass, and I'm good."

We love Kim Kardashian.

But the the large-breasted socialite is just asking for a bevy of sex tape jokes when she blows bubbles on the red carpet of an event, such as last night's Three-O Vodka Bubble Launch Party.

We'll do our best to refrain from any Ray J references. We won't mention how Kim deposited the paycheck for showing up like her ex-boyfriend deposited his giant unit inside of her on video, or anything like that. We're maturing.

Evidently, last night's shindig opened its doors to anyone with a famous face.

Kim was not only joined on the red carpet by sister Khloe; but by Real Housewives of New Jersey star Danielle Staub.

Staub looks normal in the photos below. You'd have no idea that she's an ex-convict, drug addict and former call girl. No idea at all...

[Photos: Splash News]

Labeling it as the "most touching memorial I have ever been to," Kim Kardashian and her family attended the Michael Jackson public funeral in Los Angeles this week.

On her official blog, Kim gave props to Mariah Carey, Usher and Jennifer Hudson for their touching performances, while adding that one could "literally feel the love" at the Staples Center for the sad event.

We find it a little strange that Kim published these photos on her blog, and even stranger that Khloe appears to be mugging for the camera above. But we'll give the family a pass, considering the emotional occasion.

Like so many others in attendance, Kardashian was overwhelmed by Paris Jackson's speech to her father at the memorial service.

She said everyone at the ceremony "started crying when Michael's daughter spoke on stage. She really wanted to say some words about her father and I think it was very courageous and brave for an 11 year old to speak in front of so many people."

Amen, Kim.

This just in: Kim Kardashian has serious competition for hottest member of her own family.

While Kim is looking mighty fine these days, her sisters are receiving more publicity than ever. And for good reason:

Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian will anchor their own E! reality show in August, as the siblings open up their own boutique and follow storylines penned for them by a team of writers in Miami.

As part of the hype for the series, Khloe and Kourtney cover the latest issue of Steppin' Out. Ogle away, fellas...

While Kim Kardashian is busy showing off her large breasts, sisters Kourtney and Khloe are ready to take over Miami.

The siblings just finished shooting a series of promotional ads for their upcoming reality show, aptly titled Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami. On her official blog, Kourtney posted numerous outtakes from the photo shoot.

To wit:

In preparation for the E! series, Khloe recently said she lost 20 pounds. Does that mean she's overtaken her cuter sister as the Kardashian readers most wanna sleep with? You tell us:

Which Kardashian is more worthy of nailing?

As you ponder the question above, click on the photos below for more shots of Khloe and Kourtney: