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There were 250 guests, a camera crew and a $4,500 hairstyle on the bride.

However, many sources are claiming last Sunday's wedding between Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom was not legally binding because the pair is still working out a prenuptial agreement.

But the groom, new to the world of celebrity gossip, takes exception to this rumor. At a press conference at the Lakers' media day Wednesday, the power forward told reporters:

"It's crazy how perception works in America when you're looking at things from the outside. Anybody that was there will tell you that it was a beautiful event and it was real."

Yes, Lamar Odom spoke on his wedding to Khloe Kardashian at Lakers' media day. Los Angeles fans hoping for back-to-back NBA titles ought to be thrilled about that.

Wedding Pic

[Photo: OK! Magazine]

Meanwhile, those that weren't important enough to see the ceremony in person can tune in to E! on November 8 for a special episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians.

In related news, viewers that actually do this will need to get a life immediately afterwards.

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by Hilton Hater at

According to Kim Kardashian it was "a night to remember." One of the best of her life, in fact, based on the reality star's Twitter account.

We're sure the entire Kardashian clan feels the same way. After all, the wedding between Khloe and Lamar Odom is dominating every celebrity gossip headline today. Everything is going just as planned!

When the couple gets divorced in six months and magazines once again cover the development in depth, it will another reason to celebrate.

For now, we'll go along with the ruse and pretend as though the wedding was a beautiful, love-filled affair. It was certainly a hit among famous guests, such as serial cheater Kobe Bryant and his scorned wife, Vanessa:

Famous Guests

We'd love to show you photos from the actual ceremony, but Khloe and Lamar have already sold them to the highest bidder. Our offer of $10 and a bag of peanut M&Ms was turned down.

Still, you can click on the pics below for shots of more guests at the event, such as Ryan Seacrest and Adrienne Bailon...

  • Wedding Guest
  • Brittny Photo
  • Seacrest... In Attendance!
  • Francis, Joe
  • At the Wedding

[Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

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by Hilton Hater at

They showed us.

Following days of disbelieving that Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom would actually get married, The Hollywood Gossip once again underestimated the power of greed and the desperation of some people for attention.

Actually Married

Kardashian and Odom got married at 5:12 p.m. Pacific Time at a private residence in Los Angeles. It may have been a fake ceremony, but details of the wedding included:

  • Bruce Jenner walked Khloe down the aisle;
  • The bride wore a Vera Wang gown;
  • Her bridal party was comprised of sisters Kim, Kourtney, Kendall and Kylie Jenner; Khadijah and Malika Haqq; and actress Lauren London;
  • Famous guests included: Ryan Seacrest, Kelly Osbourne, Kobe Bryant, Chelsea Handler, Lara Spencer, Brittny Gastineau and Lala Vazquez;
  • The reception was nightclub-themed, apt for a woman that spends more time at Hyde than at home;
  • There's no word on whether or not Ray J was the videographer for the event.

Asked if he might pitch a reality series starring Khloe and Lamar, Seacrest said: "I'm seriously thinking about it."

We're seriously not at all surprised. How long do you think these two will remain married for?

 

We'd show you wedding photos, but the pair has already sold their rights for $300,000. Positively shocking, isn't it?

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by Hilton Hater at

A nine-carat engagement ring.

A fake wedding ceremony.

Reality TV cameras everywhere.

Ladies and gentlemen, it's the Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom wedding!

With the non-binding nuptials set to take place today, we've got a preview of what's to come. Odom, Khloe and her family gathered at a restaurant in Santa Monica yesterday to rehearse the most contrived wedding in celebrity gossip history.

Everyone was on hand: the bride and groom; Kris and Bruce Jenner; Kim Kardashian; cameramen; boom mic operators. Check out the festivities below:

A Fake Wedding
  • Sweet Nothing
  • Huge Ring
  • Rehearsing
  • At Wedding Rehearsal
  • Wedding Rehearsal

[Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

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by Hilton Hater at

A day prior to her wedding, Khloe Kardashian has something old (father Bruce Jenner); something new (her breasts); something borrowed (the spotlight); and something blue (a sad sister Kim for being shoved out of said spotlight).

She also has a lawyer.

That's because fiance Lamar Odom is finally showing an ounce of rational thinking. He's insisting on a prenuptial agreement. There's just one problem:

In order for E! to foot the bill for the $1 million wedding, it must take place tomorrow. That's not enough time to hash out a contract between the couple, both sides of which have romantically hired an attorney the day before the ceremony.

Happy New Family

According to TMZ, here's the likely solution: like her love for Odom, Khloe's wedding tomorrow will be fake.

In order to work out a post-nuptial agreement, the ceremony would have to be non-binding. Once the financial details are worked out in case of a divorce, the couple can then officially tie the knot.

So, why don't Kardashian and Odom simply wait until this takes place and hold an actual wedding? Because cameras wouldn't have time to capture it, get it on the air and garner great ratings from the event.

D'uh!

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When Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom get married on Sunday, it will mark the couple's one-month anniversary.

That may seem like a quick courtship to some, but sometimes true love conquers all and there's simply no need to delay the inevitable.

Other times, one half of the couple stars on a reality TV show and wants to create an exciting storyline for it.

“It’s happening so quickly because of the show. They want to create some drama for the cameras. Meetings and decisions are being delayed to the last minute," a source told People of the ceremony, which will be filmed for Keeping Up with the Kardashians.

Incredibly in Love

Khloe even has a model to follow: Kendra Wilkinson's televised wedding to Hank Baskett earned Kendra its highest ratings ever.

There's also a reason why The Bachelor continues to air on ABC: people love contrived, forced, attention-grabbing love stories.

“It creates a lot of buzz that the wedding is being planned and happening within such a short period of time,” said an insider. “It’s going to make for huge ratings, and Khloe and Lamar are sure about everything, so they all figured, ‘Why not?!'"

How long do you think this union will last for?

 

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by Hilton Hater at

We hope you're sitting down. This is shocking news.

As Khloe Kardashian prepares to actually marry month-long boyfriend Lamar Odom this Sunday, the reason why this ceremony feels so rushed has finally leaked out:

Luisana Loreley Lopilato de la Torre and Michael Buble

Sources report that E! paid for the wedding, which will be filmed for an episode of the network's reality show, Keeping Up with the Kardashians. What is true love and common sense when compared to great TV?!?

Asked by Life & Style about her man, Khloe said:

"We fell in love and were talking about marriage so fast. We went to dinner with my family at Boa recently, and he asked my mom if he could marry me!"

As for Kim Kardashian - the only adult sister not pregnant or engaged - she claims she is "pleasantly surprised" about Khloe's nuptials.

"It was totally unexpected. Lamar is one of the sweetest, most compassionate guys I know," Kim said.

How long will the marriage between Khloe and Odom last?

 

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We continue to doubt it, but the rumors continue to grow stronger.

On her official blog, Khloe Kardashian confirms what the Internet has been buzzing about this week. She writes:

I'm thrilled to finally be able to tell you that the news is true... Lamar and I are getting married on Sunday!!! I couldn't be happier and I'm so excited that I can finally share the news with all of you.

For a big man, we've always known that Odom has a quick first step, but that's nothing compared to the speed in which he and Khloe have gone from complete strangers to engaged love birds.

How does Khloe's mom, Kris Jenner, feel about the engagement? Great, of course. It puts her family right smack in the news.

On Ryan Seacrest's KIIS-FM radio show yesterday, the matriarch of the Kardashians said: ""I just go by what I feel. If you meet somebody, you just know."

She added that Odom was a "great athlete," winning praise from his soon-to-be mother-in-law.

As for Liza Morales, who has two children with Khloe's new man? She was as shocked as anyone by the wedding announcement - and she sounds like the only sane person here:

"I would definitely say it is moving too fast. I think that marriage is a life commitment and it is not something you rush into. You can't think about the wedding. You have to think about the marriage and what that consists of. This is not a fabulous pair of shoes, or a fabulous custom-made suit we are talking about. So I would definitely say he is acting on impulse."

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by Hilton Hater at

We've said it before and we'll say it again:

No mater how prominent talk of a Lamar Odom/Khloe Kardashian wedding grows, we'll believe in these nuptials when we hear the vows. Until then, we'll simply doff our imaginary caps to Khloe for the latest in a long line of publicity stunts.

Kamar

According to E! News, however, the marriage truly is taking place this Sunday afternoon. The network claims to have uncovered the following details regarding it:

  • Location: At the L.A. residence of music mogul Irving Azoff.
  • Guests: About 250, including Kim Kardashian, Kourtney Kardashian and Brody Jenner; Odom's teammates; and a few E! personalities.
  • Ring: Huge, to be debuted soon; possibly today!
  • Prenup: It "has been discussed," sources say.
  • Knocked up? Insiders state Khloe has nary a bun in her oven.

So, if the latter claim is true, what's the rush? It's actually Odom's idea, reportedly.

"He got to that point in life where he wanted to settle down; then she came into his life not long after," a friend says.

We give the marriage - if it takes place - six weeks. How about you?

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by Hilton Hater at

As recently as last week, Khole Kardashian and Lamar Odom were "talking about rings."

A couple days later, the pair were tying the knot "within two weeks," according to sources.

Now, the latest report indicates that the couple - which has been dating for approximately 27 minutes - is headed to the altar this weekend!

Khloe and Lamar

According to E! News, most guests have already received a phone call, inviting them to a wedding on Sunday; formal invites will reportedly arrive later this week. (The Hollywood Gossip will check its inbox frequently!)

Asked about the nuptials, Khloe - well-trained in the art of public relations - kept fans guessing. She simply said: "I cannot confirm or deny…"

Neither can our staff, but we can at least speculate. There are only one of two possibilities here:

  1. Khloe is pregnant and rushing to get married before her baby bump grows;
  2. This is all a publicity ploy.

What do you think? Will the wedding actually take place?

 

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