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The family that stays together impregnates together.

Could Kourtney Kardashian end up carrying sister Khloe's baby? And how does Kourtney really feel about Scott's partying (not to mention gator killing)?

What atrocious fashion is Kim Kardashian wearing this week?

Find out in our recap of Kourtney & Kim Take Miami!

  • Kourtney Kardashian Red Carpet Pic
  • Lamar and Khloe Kardashian-Odom

Kourtney, naturally, is well aware of Khloe's fertility struggles.

She naturally suggests that she be Khloe's surrogate ... since she has no problem getting preg via Scott Disick (or Michael Girgenti for that matter).

Plus 250 for that scandal BTW.

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Kourtney and Kim Kardashian, sister Khloe will raise see your latest tabloid covers and raise you this hilarious tale:

She's pregnant! But she doesn't know the identity of her baby's father!

OK! Weekly hints strongly that Khloe is knocked up (she isn't), while also playing off Star's previous claim that she's having an affair with The Game (she's not), leading to a cover for the ages:

Khloe Kardashian Pregnant Claim

"Several of [Khloe's] friends are convinced she is nearly eight weeks pregnant," an insider claims, adding that "all the signs are there. Khloe’s been doing everything by the book. She’s been taking all the right vitamins and folic acid, exercising regularly.”

Well then. She's clearly expecting.

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Ford has pulled an ad in India featuring fallen reality star Paris Hilton driving a car with Kim, Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian bound and gagged in the back.

Paris Hilton Kardashians Ford Ad

The drawing featuring the reality TV show rivals was created by JWT India, the agency that produces ad campaigns for Ford Figo in that country.

Tagline: “Leave your worries behind with Figo’s extra large boot.”

That presumably means trunk, not Kim's globally famous booty.

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Good news, readers: you can soon be as fake as the Kardashians!

According to Women's Wear Daily, Kim, Khloe and Kourtney have teamed up with New Sunshine LLC to create their very own self-tanning line titled Kardashians Sun Kissed.

Kim, Khloe and Kim Kardashian

Ogle and vote: Which Kardashian sister would you rather... you know?

It will hit stores in April and be comprised of five items: a body exfoliator, a color maximizer, a… come on, do you really care?

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Okay. Let the record show that The Game denies a recent tabloid report that the rapper has been putting it to Khloe Kardashian on the down-low.

  • The Game Photograph
  • The X Factor Host

Pics surfaced today showing Game and Khloe hugging it out in L.A.'s Runyon Canyon Park, where Game's been doing a "60 Days of Fitness" program.

Khloe and Rob Kardashian are also doing the program, Game says.

They hang out. That's it.

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Note to Lamar Odom: Two can play at this pretend cheating game.

With that power forward typically in the tabloid news for supposedly stepping out on his wife, two new cover stories claim Khloe Kardashian is the one in this marriage doing all the cheating.

Emotionally, that is.

  • Khloe Kardashian Cheating Story
  • Khloe Kardashian: Kaught!

Khloe has allegedly been spending a lot of time with The Game, who is serving as a fitness advisor for the family.

An anonymous source says this relationship has evolved - devolved? - from something "innocent" to something far "more intimate."

“They talk all the time," the insider claims. "She even texts him while Lamar sleeps in their bed right next to her.”

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This week's episode of Kourtney & Kim Take Miami really got the competitive juices flowing as the girls threw down in a winner-take-all smell-off.

Seriously. Who comes up with these plots at this point.

Which one of the Kardashian sisters smells worse?

Come along for THG's official +/- KKTM recap!

Khloe Kardashian, Kourtney Kardashian and Kim Kardashian

Because we are apparently fresh out of ideas, Kourtney and Kim Kardashian decided to stage an impromptu Kardashian Olympics of sorts. Plus 20.

The two competed over who could run faster, who could pack better and whose vagina smelled better after a week of drinking pineapple juice.

No, they did not bring Ray J on as a guest judge. Minus 30.

Khloe Kardashian got that illustrious job. She's definitely way better at this than at hosting The X Factor. Plus 20 because we're actually serious.

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Okay, Kardashians. You win this round. You've found something we cannot mock.

Lamar Odom has gifted his wife with a puppy Boxer about whom Khloe Kardashian gushed over Twitter today.

And for good reason. Look at the little guy!!!!!

  • Lamar and Khloe Puppy
  • Cute puppy

It's unclear how old the dog is... or where Lamar got him from... or what his name may be. But who cares?!? Check out that face!

And consider: puppies are often the first step toward children. We're just sayin. Those Khloe Kardashian pregnant rumors will be starting again in 3... 2.. 1...

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If you thought hornball Scott putting the moves on Khloe was enough faux drama for the week on Kourtney & Kim Take Miami, you thought wrong!

KKTM ran it back for a special Monday episode this week, as well! Because who can get enough of them, honestly. Sure as heck not the THG staff.

Jonathan Cheban Gets Slapped

What contrived nonsense awaited E! viewers this time around? Specifically, why did Jonathan Cheban get slapped by an irate Kardashian sister?

Find out now in THG's Kourtney & Kim Take Miami recap!

During a photo shoot for UK Cosmopolitan, Kim and Khloe discuss filling out the magazine's questionnaire re: what Kim would do if she was a man.

"If I was a man, I would want to know what it's like to have sex with myself," Kim told her sister. "I would just want to know what it would feel like."

Even Kim herself wishes she were Ray J sometimes. Plus 850.

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