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Kim Kardashian is pregnant. Kourtney Kardashian has two kids.

And, in case every other tabloid cover hasn't made it clear, Khloe Kardashian is childless.

The reality star has had trouble getting pregnant, but she wants to make it clear: that doesn't mean she goes around being all depressed. Far from it.

Khloe Kardashian Redbook Cover

"“People assume I’m desperate for a baby," Khloe tells Redbook. "And, yes, I would love to have a baby. But I’m 28, and I’ve been married three and a half years. I love my life, but it doesn’t feel incomplete right now."

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Thank. Goodness.

With the world holding its breath and wondering when the time would finally come, Life & Style finally reveals this week: Khloe Kardashian is back in a bikini!!!

Really! See for yourself:

Khloe Kardashian Bikini Cover

Visit our gallery of Khloe Kardashian bikini photos for more!

Khloe reportedly lost 30 pounds in order to get in beach shape, which ironic:

According to various other tabloids, sister Kim Kardashian can't stop putting on weight.

Perhaps someday these magazines will find something to write about - seriously, anything! - that does not involve the Kardashians and their weight.

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The Jenners and the Kardashians jetted to Greece last week, where they rented a $200,000-per-week yacht, held babies, wore bikinis... and, of course, posted numerous photos from the vacation on Instagram.

Look, there's Kourtney Kardashian taking a self-portrait!

And Brody Jenner trying to seduce the camera!

We'd be irritated at the family for shoving such a vacation in our face, but look at the bright side: Now we don't need to watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 8!

All new episodes are summed up in these photos:

  • In Greece
  • Brody Jenner and Sisters

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In Touch Weekly is helping to promote Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 8.

The latest issue of this tabloid claims that Khloe Kardashian is about to confront Kris Jenner over Alex Roldan, the man rumored for years to be her real father.

In the privacy of their own home, away from the cameras, where mother and daughter can have a heart-to-heart? HA! Yeah, right!

Khloe Kardashian Tabloid Kover

Khloe "will have a showdown with Kris and demand to know the truth about who her father is,” an insider tells the magazine, adding that E! cameras were, of course, on hand for this confrontation.

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Ellen Pearson and In Touch Weekly are undaunted by the Kardashians.

Even with Kourtney, Khloe and Kim filing a lawsuit against their ex step-mother for leaking diary entries written years ago by their father, the tabloid has come out with a special issue dedicated solely to these excerpts.

Kardashian Diaries Issue

Teasing the "complete Kardashian diaries" as telling a story of "greed, lies and betrayal," the collector's item reveals heretofore never seen documents written by Robert Kardashian when his children were young.

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Kim, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian took over Chelsea Lately last night, welcoming guest Russell Brand and responding to his unusual request:

Let's have "a KKK threesome!"

That's how the raunchy actor put it, at least, to which Khloe gamely (and grossly!) replied: "I heard pregnant p-ssy is the best p-ssy."

Ray J might disagree with that assessment. After all, he hit it first and we're sure he would say he hit it best.

Watch the exchange between these four continue to grow more lewd and sexual by the moment, as Khloe displays some personality and Kim finds it impossible to deviate from the script:

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Thank. Goodness.

Because the world does not get enough of the Kardashian family, especially on E!, the network will air a special tell-all event based around these reality stars on Sunday, April 21 at 9 p.m.

Khloe, Kim and Kourtney Kardashian

Hosted by Ryan Seacrest, the program is being hyped as a "no-holds barred" conversation with Kim, Khloe and kompany, as the members will discuss various controversial moments and stories from the past year.

Serving as a way to promote Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 8, as well as What Would Ryan Lochte Do? (which premieres immediately afterward), we'd imagine the special will cover:

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The Kourtney & Kim Take Miami season finale aired on E! last night.

But don't worry, fans of contrived storylines about multi-millionaires with an utter lack of self-awareness: there's plenty more where this came from!

In the first promo for Keepimg Up with the Kardashians Season 8, we see :

  • Kendall learning to drive.
  • Rob packing on the pounds.
  • Khloe cursing her sisters off.
  • Bruce wanting to own a gun.
  • And a pregnant Kim Kardashian crying up a storm.

If these teases don't pique your interest... well, that means you are mentally healthy. But check out the trailer anyway:

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Last week, we saw Kim Kardashian hire a private investigator to tail Scott Disick, a suspect move on so many levels, and one that came to a head last night.

How did he and Kourtney react to her sib's latest subterfuge?

And what bombshell made them forget about it REAL fast?

Find out in our recap of Kourtney & Kim Take Miami!

Kim is Pregnant

The P.I. didn't seem to find out much on Scott beyond what we already know - he's a party animal who gets wasted at nightclubs - so what was the point?

Minus 60 for the pointlessness and deception.

Really, the fact that he wears tinted moisturizer was a much more significant reveal, and Kourtney found that out on her own! Plus 20 for her sleuthing.

And Minus 40 for the fact that he wears that.

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