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With the exception of Scott's entertainment value and Kourtney's water birth experiment, the bulk of the current season of Keeping Up with the Kardashians has centered on the family matriarch, "momager" Kris Jenner.

Someone's gonna come out with a tell-all one of these years, and not just about Todd Waterman. This woman is out of control. Last night, for example, she became fixated, obsessively, on the great beyond. How did that turn out?

We break it all down for you in THG's official +/- recap!

Kris Jenner, Coffin

Kris plans an outing to the cemetery, tries out caskets and decides what kind of floral arrangements she'd like at her funeral, etc. She's 56 and healthy. Minus 10.

In true Kris fashion, she goes BALLS OUT to secure spots for herself, Bruce, and all the Jenner/Odom family members. A little over the top. Minus 20.

"I'm into the mausoleum. Go hard or go home." - Kim Kardashian. Funny, the second part of that is what Ray J said when he ... forget it. Plus 5.

"Oh, the funeral business, there's a way you could extort us! Yeah, let's make some commissions on those plots baby." - Khloe. She's not wrong. Plus 5.

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Jeremy Renner is the latest true star to go off on Kim Kardashian and her family.

First, Daniel Craig referred to the Kardashians as "f-cking idiots." Then, of course, it was Jon Hamm's turn to slam Kim in particular.

More recently, - in a wide-ranging interview with The Guardian that delves into the impressive path this Oscar nominee has traveled - Renner was asked about The First Family of Reality Television and held nothing back in his response:

He referred to Kim, Khloe and company as "those ridiculous people with zero talent who spend their lives making sure everyone knows their name. Those stupid, stupid people."

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  • Kim Kardashian Goes for a Stroll

Renner is enjoying a tremendous 2012, having starred in mega hits such as The Avengers and The Bourne Legacy.

But we think this is his best move yet.

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Khloe Kardashian has made the final kut.

A few days after expressing enthusiasm over the possibility of hosting The X Factor, sources tell TMZ that this reality star really is one of six finalists for the Fox gig.

Khloe Kardashian with a Red Purse

While not releasing any of the other names - rumored possibilities include Stacy Keibler and Erin Andrews - insiders confirm that Khloe will have a screen test some time in the next two weeks.

If all goes well, the Simon Cowell-produced competition really might try to take advantage of the Kardashians' popularity. Would the move work out? Or would it backfire due to overexposure of this talent-free family?

You tell us: Do you want to see Khloe Kardashian as X Factor host?

 

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While much of the current season of Keeping Up with the Kardashians has centered on the family patriarch and matriarch - namely pesky rumors of Kris Jenner cheating with Todd Waterman - the kids were back in focus Sunday.

Namely Kourtney Kardashian as she prepared to welcome baby #2.

How did she react to witnessing a water birth? And what's the rest of the gang up to? We break it all down for you in THG's official +/- recap:

Pregnant Kourtney Kardashian and Mason

"You beat the s--t out of me in the middle of the night with your arm," Kris tells Bruce. Keeping Up quotes we did not see coming. Plus 20.

Sleep-beatings aside, Kris is doing well and decides to head down to to San Diego to visit her mother, Mary Joe (MJ), with her daughters.

"It's hard for my mom to see her mom getting older," says pregnant Kourtney, "but that doesn't mean you shouldn't make time for them." Plus 10.

A trip to the San Diego Zoo brings back the memories and Kris decides to change her attitude toward her mother and visit more often. Plus 5.

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Move over, Kim Kardashian. You're not the only one in your family who can go around flashing your cleavage.

During a night out Friday with Khloe Kardashian and Nicole Richie, the 56-year old apparently threw back one too many margaritas, donning a sombrero along with her two guests and then writing TWITTER OR TITTER?? as the caption to the following photo:

Kris Jenner Cleavage

Tweeted Khloe in response to her mother's shenanigans: And that's with a reduction! Damn shawty! Is it wrong to take advantage of your drunk mother????

Jenner claimed on Saturday that she was hacked, to which her daugher replied: How are you hacked when you are posing for your own pictures???? LOL drunkie.

Isn't this family just downright adorable and hilarious?!?

Let's just hope the sight of Kris' breasts don't give Kanye West any future album cover ideas.

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Hmmm... Erin Andrews or Khloe Kardashian? We may need a few minutes to weigh this decision.

NOT!

A few weeks after word spread that Andrews, a new Fox correspondent, was interested in hosting Season 2 of this singing competition, Khloe Kardashian has come out and reiterated her interest in the gig.

Khloe Kardashian Odom

"I'm a big fan of The X Factor," Khloé told E! News at some random Beverly Hills launch party yesterday. "I've always wanted to do hosting or talk show hosting, so it's definitely something that I would love to do and would be honored to do."

Has Kardashian actually met with producers? She wouldn't say. But she did gush over the head producer, Simon Cowell.

"I think he's amazing. I love personalities like that because I'm someone who is very straightforward and I tell it like it is. That's what he's doing. He just doesn't want to blow smoke up people's asses."

Will kissing up pay off for the reality star? She's reportedly up against other hosting contenders such as Mario Lopez, Kelly Osbourne and Stacy Keibler. Do you want to see Khloe as The X Factor host?

 

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With rumors of Kris Jenner cheating with Todd Waterman running rampant, she decided to face the music on Keeping Up with the Kardashians Sunday.

The reality momager (how much do we hate ourselves for writing momager) finally met with her old flame for ratings/closure after 20 plus years.

"I think that this dinner has taught me a lot of things," she said afterward.

What were those things, exactly, and how did Bruce Jenner react? We break it all down for you right here, right now in THG's official +/- recap:

Jenner, Kris

When Kris tells Bruce about her epiphany, he doesn't exactly respond in kind. Plus 20 because he wouldn't be a man if he accepted that explanation.

"I don't even know how I can trust you," he says. "I can't believe you."

Have no fear, though, because Kourtney, Khloe and Kim Kardashian have an idea ... to hook mom up to a polygraph. Because that happens. Minus 40.

"We know that we're playing with fire," Kourtney says. "But if she really has nothing to hide, she shouldn't be worried about answering them." True. Plus 5.

Kris admits Kim Kardashian is her favorite. Money talks! Plus 10.

She also comes out clean as far as bilking her famous daughters and not being in love with Todd, so perhaps that will assuage fans/Bruce? Plus 10.

"I passed," Kris says afterward. "Hopefully my family will realize I've been telling the truth all along." They clearly all read the script, so yeah. Minus 30.

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Khloe Kardashian is an aunt for the second time, as Kourtney Kardashian gave birth to a girl on Sunday.

Just how psyched is the reality star to be gaining a new relative? Her life is in danger, folks. Seriously. She said so herself.

Excited Khloe Kardashian

"I'm an auntie again!!!!!!!!!! As I'm sure you all know, my beautiful big sister gave birth yesterday to the most perfect baby girl you've EVER seen —- Penelope Scotland Disick!" Khloe blogged yesterday. "The entire family is literally exploding with joy and have not stopped fawning over our new little girl."

That's literally a scary proposition. Someone has to literally explain to Khloe how the English language works.

Elsewhere, Kim Kardashian also expressed excitement over the arrival of little Penelope, who we're likely to see on a magazine cover any day now.

"Welcome to the world, Penelope Scotland Disick! Kourtney gave birth to a beautiful baby daughter on Sunday and the whole family is so thrilled to finally meet her!" Kim blogged on Monday.

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American Idol is not the only Fox singing competition without a full roster of stars.

As that highly-rated series narrows down its list of potential Season 12 judges, The X Factor continues to seek out a replacement for Steve Jones.

Simon Cowell is allegedly looking for two hosts - one male, one female - to emcee his program, which recently filled two judging seats with Britney Spears and Demi Lovato.

  • Khloe Kardashian on a Red Carpet
  • Erin Andrews in White
  • Mario Lopez at the MTV Movie Awards
  • Kelly Osbourne with Pink Hair
  • Stacy Keibler Photograph

Who is under consideration for these spots? An insider tells E! News that X Factor producers have "cast their net far and wide" in search of the ideal pairing, but the following stars are all possibilities:

Stacy Keibler, Khloé Kardashian, Kelly Osbourne, Mario Lopez, Terrence J, Erin Andrews and Mike Catherwood.

So, which of these celebs would make the best host? Vote now:

 

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Sunday on Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Khloe Kardashian Odom stood her ground and defended her marriage from her vocal, critical siblings.

Last night, on a special episode of the long-running E! reality hit, her older sister Kim Kardashian's romantic life took center stage, for better or worse.

After all, as we know, she's dating Kanye West.

"Kim and Kanye have been friends for years," Kourtney Kardashian says. "They've been hanging out lately and I have no idea if it's serious or not."

Is it?!?!?! Let's find out in THG's +/- recap!

Kim Kleave

"So, Kanye and I, you know we have a lot of things in common," Kim says. We have no idea what those things are, other than money. Minus 10.

"We both just love cars. So what's the big deal? I'm just borrowing my friend's car," she says, as if any guy lets a platonic friend do that. Minus 5.

Kim, Kourtney, Khloe and Lamar attend Scott's restaurant opening. Plus 15 for solidarity. Minus 5 for anyone else who goes to said restaurant.

"I just want to make Kourtney proud," Scott says. "She's had a lot of doubts already." Not acting like a d-bag would go a long way, but Plus 10.

Or basically pulling a no-show at your own event. Minus 90.

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