Khloe Kardashian

Chris Brown is keeping up with Khloe Kardashian! Sort of.

The celebrities both partied at LIV nightclub at the Fontainebleau Hotel, but as part of a big group that included Bow Wow, Mario and Omarion. Chris and Bow Wow were last seen together collaborating on these awesome YouTube videos.

Chris and Khloe "were not there 'together,'" a source tells E! News.

The 20-year-old Brown was seen chatting up girls poolside at the posh hotel, where Khloe's filming her new reality show Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami.

Last week, a staff member from The Hollywood Gossip tried to infiltrate said reality show and win a date with the lovely Kourtney, but it was not to be.

Khloe and Chris: Just friends. Hot friends. [Photos: Fame Pictures]

This isn't the first time Brown and Khloe Kardashian have been linked.

Khloe was supposedly seen with him before in South Beach, according to celeb gossip news reports, but it turned out to be a case of mistaken identity.

Chris Brown is scheduled to appear at a June 22 hearing on criminal threats and assault charges after he allegedly beat the crap out of Rihanna.

While the singer would undoubtedly prefer a plea bargain, which he has sought for months, Rihanna will testify against him if required by the court.

Yesterday afternoon, Khloe Kardashian hosted a special speed dating session for sister Kourtney.

Supposedly meant to help her sibling find a suitor, the event was klearly a kontrived way to kome up with material for Khloe and Kourtney's impending reality show.

Well, three can play that game, ladies! The Hollywood Gossip sent a staff member undercover at the festivities. He was one of about 10 whole people that showed up for it. He filed the following report...

I got in line a little before noon. There couldn't have been more than a dozen dudes there. Good move holding the event in the middle of a work day. Are you trying to only set Kourtney up with jobless losers, Khloe?!?

It was 87 degrees out. But that didn't seem to bother Khloe, who just sat in her Porsche Cayenne, while 20 crew members tried to figure out how the dating interviews would actually work. There were also two SWAT guys, one police officer and multiple bouncers present; the 10 of us, which included at least one obvious homeless person, were almost outnumbered.

Finally, the event began. A Dash employee led the first couple suitors inside. Then, some random dude jumped out of his car, cut the line and was immediately escorted into the store. He walked out a few minutes later with his shirt off. **

A spy for The Hollywood Gossip is somewhere in this photo, waiting in line, nervous about his reality show debut.

Oddly, Khloe came out (sorry, kame out) a couple moments later and personally invited me inside. The girls seemed strangely excited to meet me, which I later discovered was due to the good word put in on my behalf by a Miami Herald reporter that I had befriended in line.

I stood across from the sisters. Kourtney quietly asked how I was doing. Before I even had a chance to smile, Khloe practically leaped over the table and asked: HOW'S YOUR PENIS?!? (It was growing more frightened by the second.)

Move over, Larry Birkhead. There's a new pimp in town!

Aiming to get back at her sister for setting her up on past blind dates, Khloe Kardashian will be hosting a speed dating session in Kourtney's honor this week.

"It's my turn to have a little fun!" Khloe wrote on her blog. "Kourtney hates the 'getting to know you' game, as she calls it, so she NEVER dates! So I decided that it was my responsibility to help my dear sister find a suitable, and sexy, companion. LOL."

This is all just a PR ploy to garner attention for Khloe and Kourtney's upcoming reality show, but still. Kourtney is hot. You never know what might happen.

"All of you eligible bachelors out there, if you think my sister Kourtney is a hot bitch and you want to date her, swing by DASH in Miami this Thursday, June 4th at noon so I can judge ALL of you!"

We'll make you a deal, Khloe: we'll show you ours, if Kourtney promises to show us hers!

After all, isn't that the same arrangement Ray J had with Kim?

We may ned to call shenanigans on this klip from Keeping Up with Kim Kardashians.

First, let's set it up: in late January, Khloe Kardashian announced her break-up with NBA shooting guard Rashad McCants. In a blog entry, Khloe blamed her ex's travel schedule for the relationship's demise, writing: "The last seven months have been great and we will definitely remain close friends."

End of story? Not kwite.

On a recent episode of her family's reality show (filmed months ago), Khloe was komplaining that she hadn't heard from McCants all day. So, with kameras rolling and in need of a good storyline, what's a good sister to do?

Kim offered to break in to Rashad's voicemail.

She played around with the phone, mumbled something about "secret service" and - presto! - her, Khloe and Kourtney were suddenly listening to McCants' automated greeting, followed by a pair of messages from women that implied McCants was shooting jump shots into their baskets... if you know what we mean!

Watch the clip and decide for yourself: is there any chance this scenario was unscripted?!?

Keeping Up with the Kardashians Klip

A kontingent of Kardashians kame together in Miami this week to officially kut the ribbon on their new South Beach boutique.

In August, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian will star in a new reality show that focuses on their running of the store, also namd Dash, like the family-owned business in Los Angeles.

Kim Kardashian won't be a part of that series, but she was still on hand to help her sisters celebrate their grand opening.

After all, as long as someone not named Ray J is holding a camera these days, Kim will be sure to pose in front of it.

The Kardashian have been viktimized by another set of kriminals.

Just one day about their Miami clothing store was vandalized, the sisters' L.A. boutique, Dash, was also made into a krime scene.

While the South Beach incident may have been the work of random gangs, this illegal activity was klearly aimed at the Kardashians. The vandals left graffiti on the window that reads "We [Love] You, Kim."

As Khloe Kardashian blogs, though, these bad guys won't have a negative affect on the family or its plans:

I hope the disgusting people who did this know that these little activities of theirs don't discourage us.  We are no less excited for the opening of our Miami store.  Yes, this is DEFINITELY a bump in the road, but it's a small bump in the grand scheme of things.  It's disappointing, but certainly not discouraging!  A little graffiti won't bring us Kardashian women down!!! 

That's true. However, a hefty helping of athletic prowess? That's bound to bring Khloe and Kim down on you.

A krime has been kommitted against the Kardashians.

According to TMZ, the family's South Florida clothing boutique, Dash, has been defaced, just one day prior to its grand opening.

Reports indicate police are there trying to determine if someone broke in and if the vandals were specifically targeting Kim Kardashian.

In an ironic twist, an episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians last season featured a pretend break-in, which led to Kim and her sisters taking self-defense courses. Might this kriminal be a member of that show's writing staff?

** Update: Kourtney Kardashian blogged the following about the incident:

“All of the graffiti on the wall was gang-related and there were carvings in the glass.  All in all, the damage is pretty bad, but they’re painting over it now!  Luckily nothing was taken from the store…Of course the paparazzi were all over this, and assumed our new Dash store had been the intentional target.

We want to make it clear that no one was targeting the store or Kim, Khloe and myself, specifically. The location of the store has remained a secret since we started filming, so there’s no way whoever graffiti’d the store front knew it was Dash. They were just defacing buildings in the area."

As a member of the New York Giants crowded backfield last season, Derrick Ward managed to run for 1,025 yards on only 182 carries.

Now, as the rumored new man in Khloe Kardashian's life, we can only imagine how many touchdown the running back will score... if you know what we mean!

According to a Star Magazine source, Khloe was introduced to the new Tampa Bay Buccaneers player earlier this year. Her, Ward, Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush often go on double dates, as the insider added: "The sisters both really like sports stars!"

Meanwhile, as Ward looks to rumble into Khloe's end zone above, here's a look at Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian at the grand opening of the Sapphire Pool at the Rio Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas.

Click on each photo for a larger image:

Khloe Kardashian and Kim Kardashian have diskovered a new kohort.

The sisters were spotted last week with Kelly Osbourne, a fellow K-named, talentless, attention-starved celebrity that was invited to a roller skating party in celebration of Pepsi's new throwback flavor.

Indeed, Khloe, Kim and Kelly kongregated in konjuncion with a klassic kola.

Klick on these old skhool pics of the klique karousing, retro-style, on skates:

Thank the celebrity gossip gods!

A trio of our favorite stars came together under one roof this week, as Kim Kardashian and Khloe Kardashian attended a Britney Spears Circus Tour concert.

Proving that it pays to have had sex with Ray J on tape, Kim blogged that she and her sister didn't even have seats for the event. They managed to enjoy the show nonetheless, sitting on crates right in front of the stage.

"We didnt even have seats! It was the best concert ever! Me and Khloe are such huge Britney fans. She was absolutely amazing," Kim wrote to fans in her blog.

Kim and Khloe even played photographers at the concert, snapping a few pics of themselves, opening act The Pussycat Dolls, Britney and her part-time lover, Chase Benz.

That's right. Click on the images below to watch Britney and Chase on stage, among other scenes from the evening...