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French Montana and Khloe Kardashian have been dating for several months now and while they have yet to move in, or get engaged, French recently made what amounts to an official announcement that he'shooking up with a Kardashian:

Khloe Kardashian Ass Photo

Yes, a photo of a giant ass on Instagram, can only mean one thing: another rapper, basketball player, or alcoholic douche hole is getting serious with a Kardashian.

In this case, of course, it's French and Khloe, and in addition to the Mt. Fuji-like butt shot above, Montana recently posted a far more terrifying photo of his new girlfriend:

Khloe Kardashian and French Montana Gun Image

That may appear to be a scene from a horror film, but it's actually French and Khloe posing with guns. Again!

Sure they just took a ton of flak for posting a similar photo last month, but this just serves as a reminder that love makes people do really, really, really dumb things.

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Ever seen Kim Kardashian on a talk show? She comes across like a scripted robot.

Ever heard Kourtney Kardashian say anything of interest? Neither have we.

So the pressure to be the funny, entertaining, original sister often falls to Khloe Kardashian... and she rarely lets us down!

As this reality star has proven by guest hosting Chelsea Lately on a number of occasions, she actually knows how to deliver a joke. She may have bombed as emcee of The X Factor, but there could be a future for Khloe on a stand-up stage.

Just konsider the following klassic quotes uttered by Khloe Kardashian over the years, many of which are dirty, all of which will leave you smiling:

Eff me with a dildo!

F-ck me with a dildo if that's what you think.

F-ck me with a dildo if that's what you think.

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Yesterday, reports that Khloe Kardashian had packed on pounds since dating French Montana sparked the usual round of baby bump speculation.

Rumors that Khloe is pregnant date back to her time with Lamar Odom, but she's mostly kept mum on the subject, and some began to wonder if Khloe has any real desire to be a mom.

Well, we now have somewhat of an answer, as Khloe revealed in a recent interview that she's not pregnant now, but she plans to be in the near future. Maybe...

Eff me with a dildo!

F-ck me with a dildo if that's what you think.

F-ck me with a dildo if that's what you think.

"I feel like I've been pregnant for six years," Khloe told People magazine when asked about the constant onslaught of pregnancy rumors. 

While she maintains her sense of humor when addressing the rumors, Khloe says all that baby bump talk took some getting used to:

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Khloe Kardashian has never been shy about flaunting her curvaceous form, but while she's always been proud of her full figure, the reality star is also a longtime advocate of working out and healthy eating.

However, insiders tell Radar Online that Khloe's relationship with French Montana has resulted in lots of late nights, fancy restaurants and champagne - all of which have caused Khloe to neglect her health regimen and put on some weight.

Khloe Kardashian at JFK

How much weight? Well, based on before-and-after photos, Radar's "fitness expert" concludes that the youngest Kardashian sister my have packed on as much as 35 pounds in the past few months.

Unfortunately for Khloe, fans and tabloids alike have definitely taken notice. 

Khloe's famous backside has gotten noticeably bigger recently, to the point that many have wondered if Khloe received butt implants after her breakup with Lamar Odom.

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The latest installment of Keeping Up with the Kardashians found Kim and Khloe bonding over mud and Kourtney trying to understand Scott Disick's spoiled needs.

But, in the end, as always, the episode came back around to Kris Jenner.

It all started with Scott wanting to avoid traffic when heading to Las Vegas and other locales and coming up with the only logical purchase he could think of: a helicopter!

This meant getting a helipad for the backyard of his new home, an idea that got Scott thinking he could be just like Leonardo DiCaprio's character in The Wolf of Wall Street.

Kourtney wasn't in love with the proposal, but she also wanted to be supportive.

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Kim Kardashian and Khloe Kardashian (mud) run this town.

In a klip from this Sunday's new episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Kim and Khloe take part in a mud run, getting down and very dirty with each other in the slop while talking about their sisterly bond.

And also about their dirty vaginas.

Check out the sneak peek and note how natural and totally unforced these sibling interactions are:

Looking for more? Go watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians online via TV Fanatic.

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We mean this in the gentlest, least mocking way possible, but...

... holy calories, Rob Kardashian is fat!

That's not a very nice thing to say, we know. But it's sort of all we can focus on in the following sneak peek from Sunday's all-new episodes of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, which features Kim, Khloe ad Rob working up a sweat.

Aside from doing some squats and Khloe getting a little irritated at her sister, the siblings discuss Kim's recent visit to a psychic and what the lady had to say about future babies, both for Kim and for Khloe.

Check it out now:

Are you behind on this E! program? No worries: go watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians online via TV Fanatic now!

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Khloe Kardashian turned 30 recently, and as you might expect, she celebrated the occasion with a lavish yacht party attended by most of her famous family.

Unfortunately, some of the guests may have taken the celebratory atmosphere a bit too far.

Kylie and Kendall Jenner Share a Moment
Kendall and Kylie exchange a meaningful look. These two can communicate without words.

Reports from the party indicate that Khloe's teenage half-sisters Kendall and Kylie Jenner were spotted sipping wine and champagne during the festivities.

Yes, we all know from Kylie's Instagram page that the Jenner sisters are growing up very fast, but at 16 and 18, they're both still several years away from legal drinking age.

Given the public nature of everything the Kardashian-Jenner clan does, you'd think someone would put the kibosh KJ and KJ's public boozing.

Of course, it's important to note that guests witnessed Kendall and Kylie sipping from wine and champagne glasses, but it's not known if they actually contained alcohol.

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Most Kim Kardashian stories are pretty harmless, but on Sunday's Keeping Up with the Kardashians, she and her mom were confronted with racist comments.

If you watch Keeping Up With the Kardashians online, or keep up with them on the Internet, you knew about the racial incident that went down on their Vienna trip.

We finally got to see it play out on TV this week, and the results were pretty surprising. Meanwhile, Kourtney kept trying to delay moving to her new home. Why?

Find out in our Keeping Up With the Kardashians Season 9 Episode 11 recap!

Let's start with the rat. No, not Scott Disick. The actual rat who infiltrated the new home he bought with baby mama Kourtney.

The latter, who worked VERY hard in order to afford the mansion, freaked the eff out upon seeing this critter and then later upon seeing more rat poop on the floor.

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Thankfully this week's Kim Kardashian nip slip and Photoshop fail are pretty harmless, even funny stories in the end. This one is considerably heavier.

The reality star recalls, in an upcoming episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, how she was recently told to shut her black baby up on an airplane.

Sitting in her kitchen with sister Khloe Kardashian and momager Kris Jenner, Kim discussed the incident in first class with her daughter North West.

“I fell asleep, I woke up to this woman screaming, ‘Kanye West’s baby!’ The woman is screaming at my child, I jump up …” Kim Kardashian said.

"I would’ve punched her in her face," Khloe Kardashian said, and we don't doubt she would have, but Kim clarified, “No, we were on a plane ... I wanted to.”

Then Kris Jenner interjects, “This lady stood up in the cabin in first class, and yelled at the top of her lungs, ‘She’s with a black guy, and that baby is black!’"

"You need to shut that black baby up!’” Kris recalls her saying.

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