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Kevin Jonas was a virgin on his wedding night.

According to sketchy reports, he enjoyed his first time in bed with Danielle Deleasa so much that he may end his singing career as a result. We're not kidding.

Now, according to even sketchier reports, there could be another consequence to the singer's newfound appreciation for sex: his wife may be with child.

Sources tell The National Enquirer that Kevin and Danielle can't wait to start a family. They'd allegedly love to have a baby in 2010.

"Danielle is one of  three siblings, and Kevin comes from a big family, too, with three younger brothers," an insider said. "Kevin is inspired by his mom and dad - who married young and had kids early on."

Might Deleasa already be knocked up?

That rumor is circulating because Kevin is on record with the name and gender of his desired first kid: "I want to have a daughter named Madison Grace," he said.

Hey, if she'd look half as cute as her father and uncles, we say: bring on the baby-making, Kev and Danielle! Then, have Madison call us in 30 years.

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Please say this isn't so.

Our post-Christmas doldrums were already made worse by the news that Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner were no longer a couple. We can't handle another major break-up.

But that's exactly what an anonymous source is reporting about the most popular boy band on the planet, as rumors of a Jonas Brothers split are heating up.

"Joe sees the writing on the wall for the group," a family insider told Pop Eater. "Kevin's heart is just not in the group anymore. His wife Danielle is his number one priority, especially after their wedding night!"

Whoa. TMI, random source!

Might The Jonas Brothers be waving goodbye to their fans... forever?!?

While Kevin is reportedly too busy banging his brains out to make new music, Nick Jonas has the entirely opposite problem. Says the source:

"Nick sees himself as the next Justin Timberlake and brother Joe knows it."

There actually is some validity to that statement, as Nick's new band is going on tour in early 2010. But the next JT? Let's not get ahead of ourselves!

What do you think, readers? Could Kevin really follow in the sexy(back) foosteps of Justin Timberlake? Is Kevin really trading music for sex? Could Franke "Bonus Jonas" Jonas join the group? Sound off right now!

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It's not enough that Kevin Jonas is supremely talented and incredibly attractive.

The singer has to be a major romantic, as well.

As detailed in the latest issue of People, Jonas and Danielle Deleasa got married on December 19. The ceremony was held at Oheka Castle in Huntington, New York. Why that location?

"I knew that my princess needed her glass slippers and her castle," Kevin told the magazine, while his new wife added: "I couldn't have imagined this."

For a complete Jonas wedding album, pick up this issue of People.

As for other wedding details:

  • Deleasa was escorted down the aisle by her father, as the pair walked to the altar with "Bella Notte" (from Lady and the Tramp) playing in the background.
  • She wore a Chantilly lace Vera Wang gown.
  • Kevin Jonas Sr., an ordained minister, officiated the ceremony; along with Danielle's childhood pastor.
  • The couple exchanged Jacob & Co. wedding bands.

Said Kevin of Danielle: "I've never seen a more beautiful bride."

Said THG editors to Kevin: Stop making us look so bad!

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A few days before December 25, the cutest band on the planet has released its Christmas card.

Indeed, The Jonas Brothers would like to wish you and your family the happiest of holidays.

Nick Jonas Announcement

They are doing so with a card that includes Santa Claus (in a Hawaiian shirt) and nine-year Frankie (aka "Bonus Jonas"). Notably absent?

Kevin's new wife, Danielle Deleasa. She was probably too busy finding a trash can for Kevin's purity ring - if you know what we mean! - to pose for the photo anyway...

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Not even the blizzard of 2009 could stop Kevin Jonas from walking down the aisle with the woman he loves yesterday.

At a ceremony attended by 400 family and friends, Jonas married long-time girlfriend Danielle Deleasa last night at Oheka Castle, a sprawling estate in Long Island.

Kevin Jonas and Danielle Jonas

"We're so happy that we're finally married and we were able to share the special moment with family, friends and loved ones," the couple told People.

The ceremony went on as scheduled, despite the snow falling outside. Michael Russo, an event planner, said the conditions just made the evening even more romantic.

"The snow only made it look more like a winter wonderland," he said. "Danielle looked like a princess [and] Kevin couldn't stop smiling."

Joe and Nick Jonas served as their sibling's best men, while the pair recited traditional vows and exchanged wedding bands they designed for one another.

"Kevin has said many times he feels like he met his princess," said Russo. "To see them together you can feel the warmth and the love all around them. They are just perfect for each other."

SEND IN YOUR CONGRATULATIONS TO DANIELLE AND KEVIN TODAY!

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We've said it before, but it's even more timely now:

Congratulations are in order for Kevin Jonas and Danielle Deleasa. The couple, who got engaged in July, will officially become man and wife tomorrow.

Sources have somehow told Radar Online pretty much everything about the event. For example:

  • It will take place at a private estate in Long Island called Oheka Castle, the same locale where Joey Fatone got married.
  • Demi Lovato will be in attendance.
  • The menu will include filet mignon, sea bass, chicken and a vegetable tart.

It's unclear if Danielle will take Kevin's last name, or if the private pair will release any wedding photos from the festivities. For now, join us in wishing them a happy day and a happy life together!

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Denise Jonas has good news and bad news for her son.

Speaking to People about Danielle Deleasa, Mrs. Jonas said she fully approves of Kevin's fiancee, referring to Danielle as "the right girl." That's gotta be comforting for her son to hear.

All the Jonas Bros

But then there's this: Denise says Deleasa reminds her of herself! She always tells Kevin:

"You're marrying your mother – but she is just thinner and prettier."

At least now we know why Kevin has never had sex with anyone.

Of course, Denise Jonas isn't speaking out just to compliment Danielle (in a weird way). She has something to shill: iMom.com is a website that Denise hopes will offer advice to women across the land.

"Since I have this platform, I hope I can encourage other moms to find the help and support they need," she said. "I would have loved to have an online community like iMom.com to go to when my kids were little."

Even if one's kids are grown up, it's not too late. Are you listening, Dina Lohan?

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Before Kevin Jonas walks down the aisle with Danielle Deleasa, he'll walk into a bachelor party thrown for him that centers around strippers, cocaine and hours of unprotected sex with strangers.

That, or a few intense games of Bingo.

"It will be good, clean fun," Nick Jonas told People of the shindig he and Joe will host in honor of their sibling. "We're going to have a good time with friends and family."

Perhaps it will be a somewhat rowdy time, though, Joe admits, saying it won't take place in Las Vegas, but:

"[Kevin] wants to do golfing, but that just seems a little too normal. We have to do something outrageous and fun. Something crazy."

Best Brothers

Kevin himself as a lot of planning to do, as well.

He and Danielle have discussed a wedding in the Bahamas, but nothing is settled yet.

"We're in between a bunch of things right now like choosing dates and things like that, but we're just trying to figure everything out and we're enjoying it, we're having a blast," Kevin said. "I'm definitely into the planning process... It's fun and brings us together and we get to make a lot of decisions together."

Such as whether or not to sign a pre-nuptial agreement. Rumors state this is a major hold-up in the engagement.

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Kevin Jonas is totally in love with Danielle Deleasa.

His brothers have welcomed her into their family with open arms.

However, the fiancee of this adorable boy band member might have a new cause for concern: according to In Touch Weekly sources, Jonas wants Deleasa to sign a pre-nuptial agreement.

“Kevin sees Danielle as his soulmate, and he’s very Christian, so he’s not big on divorce. Nonetheless, he has millions to protect, so he’s asked Danielle to sign a prenup," the insider said.

That's never a good sign for a marriage. Should Danielle sign the document? Would you?

Yes, Danielle Deleasa and Kevin Jonas are an adorable couple. But Kevin is taking steps against any possible gold digging down the line.

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Readers had a lot of trouble deciding which Jonas Brothers they'd rather take home and mount.

Similarly, Kevin Jonas simply could not choose between siblings Joe and Nick when it came to his upcoming wedding; so he didn't bother trying.

"I decided that it's going to be both Joe and Nick," Kevin told People when asked about the best man at his wedding to Danielle Deleasa. "Dani has an older and a younger sister, so it works out really well. I can have two best men, and she can have two maids of honor."

Jo Bros

While Joe won't reveal details of his brother's bachelor party, he had no problem talking to the magazine about such an exciting time for him and his relatives.

"This is going to be a new step in all of our lives," he said. "We are willing to take it and we're excited for him. It's great to have a sister in the family."

Added Nick: "I know they are going to have a great, happy marriage."

Amen! Meanwhile, chime in below and let us know one final time: Which Jonas brother would you want between your legs?

 

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