by Hilton Hater at . Comments

Yesterday, Kevin Federline fans noted that Britney's new man, producer J.R. Rotem, had been removed from Kevin Federline's Top 20 MySpace friends list.

And we know what you're thinking: Come on, Kevin Federline doesn't have any fans.

Britney, Jason, Kevin

True. But not the point at the moment. Instead, we're gonna focus on the sad ending to the friendship between K-Fed and Jonathan Rotem. And all over a girl, how tragic.

Granted, it's a pretty hot girl. But we've all seen Britney Spears nude at this point, Kev, are you gonna take all of us off your MySpace list?

This also continues the very mature, effective celebrity trend of airing problems via their online message boards. Travis Barker told Shanna Moakler to shove it via MySpace.

Jason Wahler did the same to Lauren Conrad; and the relationship between Nicole Richie and Rachel Zoe may never be the same after the Internet medium was used and abused.

It's all very sad. Entertaining, hilarious, absurd and sad.

by Free Britney at . Comments

Kevin Federline, a.k.a. the biggest dirtbag to ever grace the pages of the tabloids (or the Earth), is out to reshape his image. Or at least his page on the ever-popular myspace.com.

The husband of Britney Spears has abandoned his official MySpace page name, "kevinfederlineforreal," in favor of the more conventional "kevinfederline."

Kevin Federline Peace

However, within hours of giving up his former handle, which yesterday was still being linked from his under-construction home page, kevinfederline.com, some smart ass took over "kevinfederlineforreal" and was posting under the moniker KeV.

The Federline impostor writes that he's 22 and single, adding that he doesn't want kids. Come on, man. If you're going to impersonate a jackass celebrity on myspace, at least try to make the profile realistic. What's next? Are you gonna say you have a job? Or clothes that fit?

Kevin Federline Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Fresno, California
Full Name
Kevin Earl Federline
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