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The former Mr. Britney Spears enjoys the occasional cigarette.

Or the constant cigarette. This is hardly anything new, we know.

But when he was spotted getting his puff on in L.A. Thursday, Sean Preston and Jayden James' daddy was at dinner with girlfriend Victoria Prince, and reportedly left their date at a local T.G.I. Friday's for about 20 minutes to do so.

"He left the table to go chain-smoke outside," a fellow diner reports.

Victoria Prince, a former volleyball standout with a bit of an interesting past, may not have been too thrilled about Kevin Federline's lengthy disappearance.

Victoria Prince and K-Fed

Says the source, "He was talking to some other girls outside, and when he finally came back to the table, his girlfriend looked pissed and they started to argue."

If she wasn't pissed about K-Fed's smoke break and new pals, perhaps it was over the report that he has been boning Britney in her tour dressing rooms?

Probably not, since she supposedly walked in on them in mid-fornication. But that's almost certainly a BS story (albeit a hilarious one) anyway. We digress.

Speaking of smoking, and Britney Spears, she abruptly halted her Vancouver concert this week due to excessive cigarette smoke. At a concert. Pretty weak sauce, Brit. Tough it out. It's not like there's any actual singing going on.

Who the heck is Victoria Prince? Click to enlarge more pics:

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Britney Spears and Kevin Federline's one red-hot sex life has been reborn, according to Star magazine, which says K-Fed has been tapping that ass in hotel suites, backstage and even in dressing rooms on the singer's Circus tour.

The celebrity gossip magazine - which only last week reported on Britney's supposed relationship with backup dancer Chase Benz - says K-Fed, who is being paid to accompany Spears and their kids on tour, has been hitting it feverishly.

"It's like they're newlyweds all over again," a family insider says. "They can't keep their hands off each other! The flings have made them both a lot happier."

Really? This seems a little hard to believe, with all the Chase Benz rumors and Britney being in the news daily for wanting to free herself from papa Jamie.

BACKSTAGE TRYSTS: Despite her rigorous touring schedule, Britney Spears has now been linked to two dudes in the past week. One of whom is her former husband.

The magazine continues, saying "Britney loves it" when Kevin puts the moves on her. That's hot. And "she definitely knows how to fan the flames" herself.

There's just one big issue - literally! - standing in the way.

That would be Kevin's new girlfriend, former volleyball star Victoria Prince, who supposedly caught Kevin boning the daylights out of Britney "on the sly."

Victoria Prince "caught him with his hand in the cookie jar," says a source.

We just hope his "hand" was protected. That "cookie jar" definitely does not need to produce another little "cookie" for Sean and Jayden to play with.

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With Britney Spears allegedly cozying up to backup dancer Chase Benz, her former favorite backup dancer and the ballooning father of her two sons, Kevin Federline showed off his ripped physique while picking up donuts (or pizza) on Sunday.

Whatever his junk food of choice might be, it's apparent that K-Fed (seen below with new girlfriend Victoria Prince) is living large. Literally and otherwise.

The FedEx man is large and very much in charge.

So far, former volleyball standout Victoria shows no signs of going all K-Fed on us and packing on the pounds, or of carrying his fifth child). But give her time.

Good to see both of them continuing to sidestep the recession. Click below to enlarge more Victoria Prince and K-Fed pics from the past couple of months ...

Taken By the Hand

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As we talked about over the weekend, Kevin Federline wasn't able to make it to Vegas to celebrate his 31st birthday due to family commitments. Dude is banking $5,000 per week just to watch his own kids while Britney Spears tours.

That's the life if you can get it.

It's good to see, though, that he did sneak away with girlfriend Victoria Prince for some partying at M2 Ultra Lounge in New York's Meatpacking district ...

Hurrying to his private table in the back, Federline spent most of the night dancing and kissing Prince, always keeping her within his reach. Hot stuff.

He also partied with some of the Kardashian sisters - sorry, no Kim Kardashian pics, she wasn't around - and a birthday cake glittering with sparklers.

Click to enlarge photos of Kevin and Victoria Prince en route to the club. She's lookin' good. Only a matter of time until she's carrying his fifth child ...

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[Photo Credits: Splash News Online]

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While Britney Spears went clubbing and performed in Montreal, the former Mr. Britney Spears rang in his 31st birthday when the clock struck midnight.

He celebrated by raking in a cool $5,000 for the week to watch his own kids.

We expect more grandiose festivities will go down in his home away from home (Las Vegas) before long. But for now, the FedEx man is officially on daddy duty.

Which basically means having bodyguards watch Sean Preston and Jayden James while he goes bowling with Victoria Prince or hits the links with his ex father-in-law, but hey, that's just how K-Fed rolls. Don't be a hater, bitchez.

K-Fed lets one rip as Jamie Spears looks on.

Here's wishing the fertile aspiring rapper and clothing designer a happy day o' birth. So light up a cigarette, crack open a 40 and click to enlarge lots more pictures of the great Kevin Federline through the years. He is one of a kind:

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With Britney Spears' Circus tour set to kick off tomorrow night, Kevin Federline was seen walking out of the star's hotel in New Orleans, Louisiana.

K-Fed oh-so-generously agreed to travel to Britney's tour dates so that their two sons, Sean Preston and Jayden James, could be with her as well.

Essentially, he'll be receiving a not-so-shabby sum of $5,000 a week for doing nothing - more than enough to keep the ol' waistline expanding.

God Bless America and the recession-proof Bank of Britney Spears.

The Big Sleazy

Kevin Federline: Literally livin' large.

No sign of Victoria Prince, who has enjoyed playing mom with the kids on more than one occasion. Click to enlarge more pics of fat K-Fed rollin' in the Big Easy:

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[Photo Credits: Splash News Online]

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Kevin Federline can produce kids.

Sweet lord, can he ever. No one will ever take that away from the fertile one. But does that mean he can produce a successful kids clothing line?

Apparently, he's going to try, having been inspired by these lean economic times (which is ironic, as his ballooning waistline is very far from lean).

Given the state of economy, Kevin Federline can't fathom throwin' down $200 for phat True Religion jeans for his boyz, Sean Preston and Jayden James.

So, according to a Women's Wear Daily report, he wants to start a children's clothing line - and is in talks with Gerard Guez about a licensing deal.

Kevin Federline, who made an overnight stop at a Las Vegas trade show in the interest of research, said he was scoping out the styles for inspiration.

"It's a tough business, I'm trying to take it seriously and make a quality product, but not have parents pay $500 or something ridiculous for a pair of jeans," said K-Fed, who receives $20,000 a month in child support from Britney Spears.

"You buy your kids a pair of True Religions then they roll around in the dirt like kids do and a $200 pair of jeans is gone," the FedEx man added. "With this economy, I’m just looking to do something much more reasonable."

He plans on calling the new clothing like Federleezy Fo Yo Bad Economeezy. Just kidding. No word yet on the name of the line or a release date.

Would you allow your kids wear Kevin Federline's clothes? Chances are, they'd include a ton of faux diamonds and be four sizes too big.

Click to enlarge pics of his kids and how they currently dress ...

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As investors' worries about a sagging U.S. economy reach a fever pitch, The Dow Jones Industrial Average tumbled to levels not seen in over six years this afternoon.

Immune from the worsening financial crisis? Kevin Federline.

Thanks to his new arrangement with the surprisingly stable Bank of Britney Spears, the FedEx man plenty of dough to throw around on five-course meals ...

It's good to be Kevin Federline ... and any company that makes sweatpants.

It's heartwarming to see that as most Americans tighten their belts in these trying fiscal times, the former backup dancer's waistline is likely to keep ballooning.

After all, the fat checks be rollin' in and his only sources of exercise are the occasional round of golf (in a cart, no less) and bowling with girlfriend Victoria Prince.

Click to enlarge more recent pics of fat-ass K-Fed:

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[Photo Credits: Splash News Online]

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Upstanding citizen and doting parent that he is, Kevin Federline says he's going to allow Britney Spears to take their kids on her upcoming concert tour.

On his way out of a business meeting with Bone Thugs-n-Harmony - the group rumored to be resurrecting his rap career - yesterday afternoon, K-Fed told celebrity gossip photographers he'll "be there" when Brit embarks in March.

He said: "I'm gonna take the kids on the road ... they need to see their mother, right?"

Man, what a humanitarian K-Fed is. Surely the $5,000 per week he will be banking as part of this concert arrangement doesn't play into it whatsoever.

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K-Fed checks his busy schedule during a recent golf game. [Photos: Splash News]

That's actually a very interesting comment he made, as K-Fed is making it sound as if he alone calls the custody shots and is "letting" her see the kids.

In reality, the couple's custody agreement says Britney Spears gets the kids three days and nights a week. Federleezy readily agreed to this sharing of the kids when her attorneys first proposed it as Brit showed signs of recovery.

The Circus tour schedule was a bit of a special case, as it requires a lot of traveling for both Britney and Sean Preston and Jayden James - but the FedEx man is not purely altruistic as he would apparently like peeps to believe.

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It's finally official: Britney Spears will go on her Circus tour, and Sean Preston and Jayden James will come with her. But this comes at a hefty price.

Jamie Spears and Kevin Federline have both signed a document which clears the path for Britney taking her kids on the road for her upcoming tour.

What, you ask, is in it for the FedEx man, who could have nixed this arrangement and put The Circus Starring Britney Spears in serious jeopardy?

Just $5,000 a week. What a steal.

Kevin and Jayden James Federline

K-Fed has spent the vast majority of the time with Jayden James, above, and Sean Preston for the past 14 months as Britney regained sanity. [Photo: Splash News]

The way the tour deal goes is Jayden James and Sean Preston will follow Britney Spears to three "hubs" - New Jersey, New Orleans and Los Angeles.

Britney will commute back and forth from each hub during the tour.

She's also renting houses in N.J. and New Orleans for K-Fed if he wants to come along. But K-Fed gets the $5,000 a week, whether he shows up or not.

Interestingly, the deal Jamie Spears and K-Fed signed effectively kills the custody arrangement they have all been following since last year.

Britney gets the kids three days and nights a week, according to the new agreement, which will remain in effect after the tour is over.

Many weeks, Britney will actually have the kids more than Kevin, so in effect it's 50/50 custody. Score one for Team Britney ... and for Team Kevin, since we all know the guy wanted more time to party in Las Vegas with Victoria Prince anyway.