Tale of the Talentless: K-Fed Takes on Paris Hilton
An embarrassing rap performance by Kevin Federline is being derided as a not-ready-for-prime-time disaster by critics in both cyberspace and the hip-hop community.
We are talking, of course, about Sunday night, when Mr. Britney Spears performed his new single, "Lose Control," to a peppy crowd at the 8th Annual Teen Choice Awards on Fox.
As eagerly anticipated by all of us at T.H. Gossip, Kevin Federline capped off the 8th Annual Teen Choice Awards on Sunday with the worst performance in music history. One would think K-Fed could not possibly sink below the rock-bottom expectations we had for him, but he managed to accomplish that feat and then some.
One of professional sports' best rivalries is set to resume this weekend, and it appears two of our favorite celebs are divided as to who they're pulling for. Check out the Red Sox hat on newfound Boston backer Britney Spears (left) and the rival Yankees lid on jackass husband Kevin Federline. Looks like these two are heading for some domestic unrest. Not because of the baseball teams, of course -- just because that's what trailer park couples do on occasion.
You know what they always say: Kevin Federline is a white trash deadbeat. Oh, sorry. They always say that women are attracted to guys that remind them of their dads. A People magazine photo spread of Federline compared with Jamie Spears (father of his wife, Britney Spears) really drills this theory home. Just look at these guys! It's like a light bulb has gone off here at T.H. Gossip. No wonder Britney is attracted to this loser -- he reminds her of home!
Does happy, hyper-fertile hillbilly husband Kevin Federline have more reason than most to celebrate fatherhood?
That's the assertion of MSNBC, which says that Federline has some serious financial incentives to constantly procreate. The former backup dancer, 28, is expecting his second child with wife Britney Spears, and already he has two others with a former girlfriend) but a source says K-Fed might have another reason to celebrate the pitter patter of little feet.
K-Fed announced that, despite a career that has yet to amount to anything, he's started his own record label, Federation Records.
Making a relationship work isn't easy.
Making a marriage work is even harder.
If Britney Spears is looking for husband Kevin Federline to start pulling his weight around the house, she might want to consider a different approach. You see, the pop starlet has, according to a report, given her aspiring rapper and former backup dancer husband one gift that he won't leave home without.
That being a a high-rolling Black American Express card. You know, just in case the freeloading assclown needs to go buy something. Like his own airplane.