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Mr. Britney Spears himself was in Las Vegas this past weekend, as we told you yesterday, to celebrate the one-year anniversary of TAO restaurant and nightclub.

As Kevin Federline and his ultra-cool entourage were leaving the party, a photographer asked to take photos of the wannabe rapper.

Roll Up in Da Club

That's when one of K-Fed's posse walked up to the photographer, Jill Ann Spaulding and said, "Oh no you don't!" The bodyguard put his hand on the front of the camera and pushed it (and Spaulding) back. See below.

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Kevin Federline's latest son was born just three weeks ago, but already, the aspiring rapper is back to his old bad-boy ways.

By that, we mean leaving his wife, Sean Preston, and Sutton Pierce at home in Malibu to party up a storm in his home away from home, Las Vegas.

K-Fed Lights One Up

Just six months ago, a miffed Britney Spears put a semi-permanent leash on K-Fed and the dirtbag's unquenchable love for weekends with the guys, curtailing his allowance and making him ask for permission for out-of-town trips.

But with the birth of her second child, Sutton Pierce Federline, it seems that Spears' attention is distracted.

Federline and a crew of his boys took a private jet to the Venetian hotel-casino Friday night for the weekend-long celebration of the one-year anniversary of the club Tao.

"He booked a table at Tao for both nights. He was surrounded by women, was drinking a lot and dancing on the banquette. Every time one of the girls tried to take a picture, he freaked out and wouldn't let them," a source dished.

Federline wasn't the only one having a good time in Vegas. Other celebrity antics at the Tao weekend party included:

  • Jeremy Piven, who was "hammered and all over the ladies."
  • Bobby Brown, who may have been trying to win some money in order to pay back child support, that dick.
  • Jackass star Steve-O, who got kicked out of both the club and the casino Saturday night after an incident where he almost molested some girl in a hot tub. Interestingly, last week we learned that a fellow Jackass, Bam Margera, molested Jessica Simpson... consensually.

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F--k the penny... the amazing Kevin Federline is making good on his promise to do more charity work in a far more important way: by nixing one song, "PopoZao," from his upcoming debut CD Playing With Fire.

According to MSNBC, the song is being replaced by a duet with wife Britney Spears called "Crazy." This is not to be confused with the hit "Crazy" from one of Britney's first two albums. We can't recall which CD it's on, but we sure can recall how insanely hot Britney was in those days. *Sigh*

Victoria and K-Fed

Mrs. Federline's husband's awful album is slated to hit shelves (and subsequently, trash bins) on Halloween.

Why did he cut "PopoZao" from Playing With Fire, you ask? Okay, you didn't ask, but we will tell you just the same. He first terrorized the Internet in January with clips from the song, which features lyrics such as: "Toy all your thing on me, baby."

Billboard magazine crowned the tune a "monument to mediocrity." Even one rapper who bragged that he wrote many of K-Fed's lyrics is jumping ship.

When asked about "PopoZao," the artist told the New York Daily News succinctly, "I didn't have nothing to do with that [song], dog."

We wouldn't want anything to do with K-Fed either. Dog. Too bad little Sutton Pierce doesn't exactly have a choice.

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Looks like someone must be cracking the whip over at the Spears / Federline compound. Yup, Sean Preston has been barking at Dad to get a f*%king job!

Just kidding. Well, probably. But we do know this for sure: It's only been a few days since Britney and Kevin brought little Sutton Pierce home, and already, that hyper-fertile jackass K-Fed is hustling to pay for his share of the bills.

K-Fed and V-Prince

The Associated Press is now reporting what the Gossip brought you WEEKS AGO (way to go, you hacks): the white trash former back-up dancer has just signed with Five Star Vintage clothing to be the face of the company's holiday clothing line.

"He is a maverick, making his own choices when it comes to his music, his fashion and his celebrity. He is constantly in the public eye, which makes him a good spokesman for our line," a company spokesman said.

T.H. Gossip wasn't aware that "maverick" was synonymous with "deadbeat," but you learn something every day. Guess this means we should add wife beaters and track pants to our holiday shopping list. Along with a bottle of tequila and a sawed-off shotgun to put us out of our misery.

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Shar Jackson, the D-list actress best known for being Kevin Federline's first baby's mama, shared her tale of sorrow on a very special episode of The Dr. Keith Ablow Show. We're not sure what The Dr. Keith Ablow Show is or what network it's on, but if it's got Shar Jackson as its lead guest, it's gotta be headed for the cancellation bin within the next couple of months.

Jackson, who was knocked up with one of K-Fed's many offspring (that motherf--ker's boys swim!) when he dumped her for Britney Spears, talked about her pain of breaking up in the public eye.

Fat Kevin Federline and Victoria Prince

"My oldest daughter Cassie would come home from school in tears, everybody wanted to know, 'Mommy why did Kevin do this? Why this? Why that? People were teasing me,' That was the only part that just killed me," she said.

Shar also talks about her relationship with Britney, Federline's new wife and mother of two more of his kids, saying, "She's part of our extended family."

Shar does add, however, that she has not met their children.

"I keep my distance," she said.

As for what why she would expect anything more of K-Fed, or what the hell kind of name Shar is, or how it's pronounced, Shar had no comment.

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In 26 years, that is. 2032, baby. Mark your calendars!

At least that's the assessment of the wannabe music critics and comedians at Blender magazine. In its October issue, the terrible publication estimates when "your favorite pop star" will kick the proverbial bucket.

31 and Proud

Taking into account Mr. Britney Spears' age, height, smoking habit, alleged love of alcohol, weed and reported foot odor, Federline is predicted to buy the proverbial farm at 55.

There's also the risk that scorned former lover Shar Jackson, twice K-Fed's baby's mama herself, will cap his ass.

Gerontologist Dr. Demko writes in the issue:

"Kevin Federline will also need the common sense to ditch smoking, booze and drugs, which will give him 16 more years to enjoy Britney's money and watch his four (and counting) kids grow up."

Or he can step up those bad habits and die sooner! That would be awesome -- we really don't feel like writing about this dude for 26 more years. Just kidding. It's fun. And we wouldn't really wish death on K-Fed.

His music career, however? Or Paris Hilton? That's a completely different ball game.

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Kevin Federline's sneakers are like his career. They stink.

Ba-dum-ching!!! We are here all. Day. Long. Yes, it's true that in an effort to boost sales for his upcoming joke of a debut album, Federline's PR people have come up with the brilliant idea to give away the sneakers he wore for last month's "performance" at the Teen Choice Awards.

Federleaze

Try to contain your excitement at this chance to own a piece of history and listen to what you have to to. All that's required for you to enter to win that lovely prize is buying the record, Playing With Fire, in pre-sale. Being crafty marketing pros, TMZ reports that the K-Fed team has also set up some additional giveaways for those charitable enough to cough up a couple of bucks.

NOTE: Considering that the items up for bid are Kevin Federline memorabilia, that may not be very many of you... at least we hope not.

The sneaks aren't even the Grand Prize. By pre-ordering you are entered to win a Grand Prize Trip for two to L.A. for two nights to attend K-Fed's Halloween album release party, hosted by Britney Spears herself. That's right, the whole clan -- the incomparable Brit, Kev, Sean P. and Sutton P. -- may be out in full force for this one.

Here's a list of the Gossip's Top Five Uses For K-Fed's Kicks:

  1. Market them as "haunted shoes" and sell them on eBay. Someone will be dumb enough to buy them.
  2. Throw them at Paris Hilton, just because that skank b!tch needs to be struck by as many blunt objects as possible.
  3. Donate them to the Oakland Raiders -- those guys need all the help they can get.
  4. Bronze them for the symbolic value: They stink in the literal sense, while K-Fed stinks, figuratively, as a human being.
  5. Save them for awhile and offer them to Suri Cruise when she's old enough to run away from home.

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Brace yourselves, because we think that y'all ain't ready for the knowledge T.H. Gossip is about to drop upon your domes. Kevin Federline's debut CD, Playing With Fire, drops into a circle of Hell stores near you on October 31. Below is a preview of the cover.

Such White Trash

Yup, there it is. Prepare to buy the CD, then "Lose Control" of your motor skills and "accidentally" deposit it in the nearest trash recepticle.

Somehow we know doubt that the husband of Britney Spears and the proud papa of Sean Preston and Sutton Pierce is going to be receiving anything other than ridicule when this $h!t hits the airwaves. But at least it'll make for some Halloween fun. He can give it out to the trick-or-treaters!

Right now, T.H. Gossip is laughing at the imagery of Britney and K-Fed dropping copies of the CD into orange plastic buckets, and all the cute little Mailbu kids responding with the same horrified expression. Go Spederline!

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Okay, Kevin Federline wasn't exactly that profound when he appeared on The Ellen Degeneres Show today.

But the tatooed, abysmal musician did ask for sympathy. He said that being married to Britney Spears wasn't purely about romps in the sack like he thought it would be.

"I would be lying if I didn't say it was tough," Federline stated. "I think the expectation is real high for me you know, it's like you see my wife here she is this huge superstar everybody loves her, all of her music is just hits after hits and it's hard to compete."

K-Fed, V-Prince Smokin'

Let's see, did anyone ever have high expections for Federline? Anyone?

Of course, K-Fed hopes his new single "Lose Control" will be the next "Toxic." Nevertheless, the musician claims no rivalry exists at home - and Ellen managed to avoid the obvious retort that it is, indeed, VERY toxic.

"I don't see it as a competition you know? Maybe other people are putting it in that perspective, but to me it's not a competition ... I just have fun. I love rapping and making music period."

Phew. We were afraid he'd say "good" music. But sounds like even K-Fed is aware of his complete and utter lack of limited talent.

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Reading might come easy for Kevin Federline, but other parts of his life are complicated.

His fourth child is on the way; he'd had two wives; his rapping and acting career are just taking off. As the wife beater-wearing Yankee fan might say, sometimes you just lose control (cue awful vocals).

A Pregnant Britney Spears

At least K-Fed has a wife that understands. Rumors are swirling that Britney Spears plans to make one thing in her and her hubby's life as simple as possible:

She's going to have her second baby by C-section on Sept. 14 â€" the same day Sean Preston was born last year. Now the two slow-witted attention seekers (K-Fed and Britney, that is; we love Sean, the kid just has to learn how to dress well) don't need to remember multiple birthdays!

Thank goodness.

Britney isn't done with her baby planning (despite this baby, you know, not having been planned). Reports also state the baby will be given the name Jailynn, a mixture of the names of Britney's dad (Jamie), mom (Lynn), and little sister (Jamie Lynn).

Good. That's not confusing at all.

Kevin Federline Biography

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Fresno, California
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Kevin Earl Federline
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