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Last night, when The Real Housewives of Atlanta visited L.A., we found out that "Peaches Don't Grow in Hollywood," they only visit.

And one housewife pulled out a "whole lot of bitch" with good reason. We recap the late night Fatburgers and pink thongs in our THG +/- review.
 

Crazy For Dinner

They can't say they weren't warned. Nene told Cynthia early on, "I got a little splash of crazy and a whole lot of bitch in me. " Little did she know she'd have to use it on more than just Phaedra and Kenya.

There weren't a lot of surprising moments in tonight's episode but one was enough. Plus 15 because it definitely brought the bitch out of Nene and the recipients deserved every verbal smackdown Ms. Leakes delivered.

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The Real Housewives of Atlanta "Praise the Pageant." If only they would have taken the time for a dress rehearsal. We recap all the bloopers in THG's +/- review!

Cynthia throws her Miss Renaissance Pageant with lots of pushing and little polish. Minus 20. Perhaps a dress rehearsal or two would have helped.

Cynthia's Pageant


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Thank goodness The Real Housewives of Atlanta were all "Prayed Up" when the rule was that you're guilty until proven guilty. What?!? 

Let's recap the failings of both friendship and speech in THG's +/- review!

Porsha's Party Dress

Porsha's planning hubby Kordell's birthday bash and she's showing off dresses to her family. This has to be the first time I've ever heard a mother tell her daughter that she needs to show more cleavage. Minus 10.

Momma says she needs to wear something so that her husband gets to see more of his wife at the party. Doesn't he get to see the whole package in private?

Porsha tries to do some party planning while handling 18 month old niece Jayden and she can't understand why the child won't stop crying.  Children love Porsha.

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The Real Housewives of Atlanta didn't have to work very hard to "Make an Ass out of a Donkey" since there seems to be enough of both to go around.

We break down all the jiggly booties and fishnet suits in this week's THG +/- review.

Phaedra's Workout

Oh, where to begin?

We'll start with our dueling booty videos.  On the one end you have Kenya who is working out with a trainer to get the product…and her booty just right.  Plus 15.

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The Real Housewives of Atlanta heats up with the "Battle of the Booty" and honestly I don't think anyone really wants their to look like a donkey or a horse. We recap all the crazy copycatting in our THG +/- review.

Kenya's Offer

The story of the Stallion versus the Donkey starts off at the International Hair show where I have to say, Ms. Cynthia looks amazing in that killer red dress. Plus 15.

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In a performance that must been seen to be believed, Kenya Moore has released her first single.

Seriously.

Following in the untalented, off-key footsteps of Real Housewives of Atlanta costar Kim Zolciak's "Tardy For The Party," Moore admitted to Andy Cohen during this weekend's Watch What Happens Live that "I'm not trying to be a singer, it's a fun song that I just wrote to empower people."

Okay. Fair enough. So take a listen now, readers, and let us know: are you empowered by Kenya Moore and "Gone With The Wind Fabulous?"

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The Real Housewives of Atlanta learned the hard way how "The Donkey Kicks" when he doesn't have a contract Sunday night.

We recap how the donkey's nickel and dime one another in THG's +/- review.

Phaedra Does the Funky Donkey

So can Phaedra and Apollo really make this donkey booty video fly?  I'd be more confident if even they could get on the same page. Minus 12

Phaedra still says it's for beginners but Apollo shot down that idea once before.  

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The Real Housewives of Atlanta are "Off the Hook" as one of them flies off to the West coast while another finally moves her love life forward…or is that back?

We break down the biggest, littlest, and cutest surprises in THG's +/- recap.

NeNe's GlamBaby

Looks like NeNe's got even more on her plate than we knew. Months earlier Ms. Leakes ran into her son's girlfriend, only to find her six months pregnant.

Somehow that slipped Bryson's mind when he spoke with his mama. Minus 20.

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The Real Housewives of Atlanta "Press Down and Strip Bare" but I think we were all begging that some of these ladies would put their clothes back on.

We break down all of the husband chasing and divorce rumors in THG's +/- recap!

Leakes Look

NeNe meets up with Kenya after their trip. She wants to figure out if Kenya's for real. Minus 10. Duh. She's really nuts is what she is. You'd think NeNe would have figured that out.

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The Real Housewives of Atlanta are "Fools of Engagement" but not everyone looking for a ring will get one. We break down the tears and misunderstandings in THG's recap!  +/- review.

Kenya's Cleavage

We jump back in to the Anguilla trip with crazy Kenya doing her Gone With the Wind impersonation and storming off.

Plus 12 because that's still funny and if you missed it the first time you can check out our review of last week's "I Do...But, I Won't" that kicked it off.

Kenya runs off to cry to Walter that Porsha called her a tramp. Well if she weren't rubbing herself all over other people's husbands maybe there'd be less to talk about. Minus 10.

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