by Hilton Hater at . Comments

It's all starting to make sense now.

Kendra Wilkinson is covering the latest issue of OK! Weekly, and taking legal action against Vivid Entertainment, not because she's afraid of her sex tape getting released....

Two Hanks and a Kendra

... but because SHE WANTS TO BE THE PERSON TO RELEASE IT.

Radar Online cites sources who say Kendra has known about the video for years. She reportedly tried to form a company 18 months ago to peddle it herself. That way, she could pocket the cash from its sale and even have final say over edits before it went live (my ass looks better from that angle, dammit!).

Moreover, Wilkinson was working on the sale of her videotaped bedroom romp - which took place in 2005 - even after she was engaged to Hank Baskett.

So, how did Vivid end up with a copy? Most likely, Kendra's efforts fell through. Therefore, she turned to the experts in the sex tape business to release Kendra Exposed, acting dismayed and outraged over this supposed violation of her privacy.

But we in the celebrity gossip world know better. We've been here with Paris Hilton and done that with Kim Kardashian.

The video will get released, Kendra will claim she's an innocent victim - and her bank account will mysteriously increase by six figures soon afterwards.

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by Hilton Hater at . Comments

We owe Kendra Wilkinson an apology as large as her breasts.

This morning, we doubted the veracity of a tabloid cover story that alerted readers to this model's sex tape scandal. We had this crazy notion that Kendra was seeking publicity and concocting the naked bedroom tale. Shame on us for thinking that about Wilkinson.

Kendra Wilkinson in Playboy

Turns out, Kendra might not be a liar. She's just someone that films herself having sexual intercourse.

Confirms Steven Hirsch, the chairman of adult movie company Vivid Entertainment: there is a Kendra Wilkinson sex tape, we own it, and we plan to distribute it this month.

"We know that Kendra has millions of fans and we feel that it’s rare to find well-produced, hardcore footage of a star of her magnitude," Hirsch said. "The tape was brought to us by a third party and after consulting with our attorneys, we are confident in our right to distribute it... We believe this could be our all time best selling celebrity tape.”

Ouch. We're really sorry, Kim Kardashian and Ray J. You can always work on a sequel.

Reportedly, the video in question was filmed in 2005, long before Kendra's relationship with Hank Baskett. Does that mean it was with Hugh Hefner? EWWWW!

Wilkinson's legal team has fired off the following letter to Vivid:

“The video is private and highly confidential taken for private use and not for public disclosure. Any exploitation of the video would be a gross violation of Miss Wilkinson’s constitutional and common law rights of privacy.”

Yeah. About that: please find the constitutional clause that guarantees privacy to someone that willingly puts her nude body on tape and gives said tape to someone else. We'll wait right here as you do.

Would you watch a Kendra Wilkinson sex tape?

 

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by Hilton Hater at . Comments

We doubt there is a Kendra Wilkinson sex tape. ** (SEE UPDATE BELOW)

We make a living exploring the world of celebrity gossip. We forced our interns to work overtime last night, phoning sources and surfing every site on the Internet: nothing.

Kendra Wilkinson's Honeymoon

But that hasn't stopped this troubled young woman from spreading her own sex tape rumors, as OK! Weekly has apparently run out of weight loss stories to BS for their readers.

Instead, this week's issue plasters Kendra's worried face on its cover and screams about her SEX TAPE SCANDAL.

The feature article goes on to claim that "a salacious sex tape" is set to go public, unless Wilkinson can take legal action to stop it.

Now, we've heard of celebrities feigning shock and outrage when a sex tape just happens to get leaked. It started with Paris Hilton and it continues to this day with Mindy McCready. It's a cliche at this point.

But Kendra is the first D-lister to actually concoct her very own sex tape rumor, in order to pocket some cash, help a tabloid sell a few issues and remain in the news cycle for at least a week. It's impressive, hilarious and very sad.

** UPDATE: Hmmm.... then again...

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