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"All girls have pretty mouths. Especially in the dark."
- Unknown philosopher

Hugh Hefner may want to take these wise words to heart.

Kendra Dancing

His genuine romantic feelings for 19-year-old twin girlfriends Karissa and Kristina Shannon cannot be understated, even if the octogenarian can’t tell them apart.

“I have one little trick, one little mark,” Hefner confessed.

“But other than that, I don’t know.”

What about the long, soul-searching conversations that are the hallmark of love? Wait, you mean the Shannon Twins are only interested in sex and/or money?

We can't even believe what we're writing.

Who's who - and does it matter when they double-up on you?

Moving on to a happier, but also strange topic, Hugh Hefner also hopes Kendra Wilkinson’s unborn child will one day end up a Playboy model at the mansion.

“I’m sure the baby will end up at the mansion. We have a lot of friends, second generation Playmates," he said. "There are a lot of kids around these days.”

We'll have to ask Hank Baskett how he feels about this when his daughter turns 18. If they even have a daughter. Or Hef is around to mark the occasion.

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This just in: it's good to be Hugh Hefner.

The Playboy founder and chick magnet turned 83 last week - and he didn't exactly celebrate by himself.

Hefner and his most recent string of beautiful blondes gathered at the Palms Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas.

Indeed, all of Hef's former and current girlfriends turned out for the party: Karissa and Kristina Shannon, Bridget Marquardt, Holly Madison, Kendra Wilkinson and Crystal Harris. Man, to be a fly on Hef's bedroom wall on this night...

Girls Next Door Pic

Click on the pics above for larger images of Hugh Hefner and his lovely ladies.

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

As 2008 winds down, it's time to reflect upon those - from household names to relative unknowns, from A- to D-list - who made this year so memorable.

The Hollywood Gossip is unveiling 10 finalists for its 2nd Annual Celebrity of the Year award. They've given us their best, their worst, even their nude pictures in some cases. Now it is time for us to give something back with this moving tribute.

We previously profiled those silly moose-hunting child bearers from Alaska, The Palin Family. Today, we present Celebrity of the Year finalist #8 … The Many Girls Next Door!

When 2008 began, the girlfriends of Hugh Hefner could be counted on one hand: there was Holly Madison, the Playboy founder's number-one piece of tail; Kendra Wilkinson, the woman with the most annoying laugh on television; and Bridget Marquardt, the other one.

Soon enough, however, the exploits of these models became too much for a single reality show to handle.

Holly remained in the news by posing naked a lot and then having the awful taste to date Criss Angel; Kendra got engaged to NFL player Hank Baskett, and Bridget continued to exist.

  • Holly Madison Photograph
  • Bridget Marquardt Nude

Once these ladies established lives outside of the Playboy Mansion, they had to be replaced. Enter Karissa and Kristina Shannon, along with a series of arrests, obnoxious attitudes and, of course, very little clothing.

With 2008 coming to an end, a new Girl Next Door has even popped up: Dasha Astafieva will grace the cover of Playboy's 55th anniversary issue. Rumors have already circulated that she slept with Hefner while he was dating Holly, Kendra and Bridget.

As you click on the photos above and below of Hefner's girls from 2008, remember: the guy is 82 years old. Can you top his exploits in 2009?