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Let's face it: Jessica Simpson has seen slimmer days.

But the singer does have a valid, adorable excuse. His name is Maxwell Drew Johnson.

And Kendra Wilkinson is simply aghast that folks are giving Simpson a hard time for not yet having lost all the weight she gained carrying her son to term.

  • Kendra Wilkinson in Sin City
  • Jessica Simpson in Toronto

"That just breaks my heart," Wilkinson tells Yahoo! OMG of the criticism leveled at Simpson's figure. "I feel for her. I was in the same boat. People just need to mind their own business. That's a woman who just gave birth.

""Her first priority right now is her child. Her first priority is not losing the weight. You should be proud of her for that. A lot of people just dump their kids off at nannies and lose the weight overnight. We should all be proud of her for being real and taking control and making priorities."

That may be the most intelligent thing Kendra has ever said.

Simpson, meanwhile, is profiting mightily off her body. She recently signed a $4 million deal with Weight Watchers.

[Photos: WENN.com]

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Fresh off her somewhat surprising elimination from Dancing With the Stars, Kendra Wilkinson spoke to THG yesterday about her experience on the hit show.

Kendra says that despite lasting seven weeks on DWTS, she had a feeling her run was coming to an end this week, and is even a little relieved that it's over.

After all, girl misses her Hank. And baby Hank.

In addition to all things DWTS, Wilkinson also discussed the new season of Kendra, some of her secrets for staying in shape when she's not in the ballroom (notably Ab Cuts), her Mother's Day plans and even the NFL lockout situation.

Watch our exclusive interview with her here:

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According to tabloid reports, Kendra Wilkinson and Hank Basket have split. Their marriage is over.

But who cares about that? This large-breasted blonde has lost 10 pounds! In just two weeks!

Kendra is doing her best impression of Kim Kardashian these days, as OK! marks her third straight week on a magazine cover. This time, she's spewing more nonsense about weight loss.

Kendra Wilkinson Weight Loss

“I always thought I needed to be on some specific diet,” says. “But I’ve noticed that it’s all about where you are and what you’re doing in life... If I want to eat junk food, I go the gym. If I’m taking a break from working out so hard, I eat more salad.”

We've also learned that Kendra will definitely appear on Dancing with the Stars this season. The only question: how will they introduce her?

As the ex-lover of Hugh Hefner? As the wife of a Super Bowl goat? As someone who will do and say anything for fame and fortune? Tune in. Find out!

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No one on the planet would want to laugh like Kendra Wilkinson, but we can't blame many women for wanting a body like this former Playboy cover girl.

With that in mind, the busty blonde has offered up the following, top-secret weight loss tips to OK! Weekly. How could Kendra have supposedly lost 25 pounds in eight weeks, without "going overboard and cutting everything out?"

Muscle Wasting

By taking these pieces of advice...

Eat Breakfast: It's the most important meal of the day! “I have strawberry or peach yogurt; cereal and fruit; or a smoothie, so I’m not hungry and I feel energized," she said.

Don't Weigh Yourself: “Chart your progress with how your clothes fit, not what the number on the scale says.”

Have a Goal: Kendra wants to possess the most famous backside in Hollywood (sorry, Kim Kardashian) and to wear a slinky Hervé Léger dress for husband Hank Baskett.

Snack Well: “I really like cold, raw vegetables, especially baby carrots,"  Wilkinson says, advising others to dip these in hummus or fat-free dressing for a healthy snack.

Ration Yourself: Kendra still eats pasta and rice because “it’s just all about portion sizes.” Try not to have more than one cup of a carb/meal.

Got it? Follow these rules, get a boob job, make enough money by pimping out your child on the cover of tabloids so that you don't need to hold down a real job... and you'll shed those pounds in no time!

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Shame on you, Kendra Wilkinson. You're a mother now. It's time to set a good example.

Not a week has gone by in 2010 where Kendra has not been featured on the cover of a supermarket tabloid. She's not exactly talented. She needs to make money somehow. We get that.

But the latest issue of OK! Weekly continues a disturbing trend by magazines across the nation, most notably this pathetic rag: the focus on post-pregnancy weight loss.

Even Kourtney Kardashian acknowledges that it's perfectly acceptable to not return to a size two immediately upon giving birth. One is tired, one is taking care of a newborn, it's quite alright if one's figure shows the signs of new motherhood.

But is Kendra willing to take a stand against the unhealthy message that women must go on a strict diet as soon as a baby is no longer in their womb? Not if she can get paid for promoting it!

Bikini and a Baby

Wilkinson says she goes through "45 minutes of hardcore training and weightlifting," followed by the treadmill until she's tired. She also does squats and lunges. Hey, it's easy to find time for this routine when you have no actual job and can pay a nanny to look after your son.

Kendra's goal? To look like Kim Kardashian.

"She can be my motivation to try and get the best booty in Hollywood!" she tells the magazine.

THG's goal? For everyone to boycott OK! Weekly. Will you help us make this into a reality?

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This must be some sort of record.

On December 11, Kendra Wilkinson gave birth to her first child, a son named Hank Baskett IV. She then gave an interview to OK! Weekly from her hospital room and wound up on that tabloid's cover within days.

Now, the former Playboy model and old man banger is featured in the publication yet again. Forget the sounds of a baby crying. All Kendra appears to hear when she looks at her child is the sound of a cash register ringing!

Weight Loss Secrets

The cover story sends an unhealthy message to women: you better lose that pregnancy weight ASAP!

“The doctor said I can’t exercise until after six weeks [due to a C-section], but getting up and down in the middle of the night — feeding him, changing him and soothing him when he’s crying — is my ab workout already," Wilkinson says in the issue.

Also featured: baby Hank's second photo shoot in less than a month. This adorable child is gonna start thinking the paparazzi are his relatives.

The magazine does also promise an exclusive interview with Snooki from Jersey Shore. We can't find anything to criticize with that. She's awesome.

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Kendra Wilkinson is speaking out on behalf of girls. Not just ones next door either.

The E! reality star recently came across a celebrity gossip blog article that opined how "dressing sexy is all about attitude," accompanied by a revealing photo of the Playboy newlywed posing in a skimpy golf outfit as one example.

Aishwarya Rai Bachchan Photo

Fair enough ... had it stopped there.

However, the website then added, "Looks don't really matter. Unless you're unattractive and overweight, in which case do matter" and finally "What's the point to even being a girl if you're not gonna look like Kendra Wilkinson?"

Well, leave it Kendra to address these remarks on her own site.

"I see what you're saying about 'attitude' because I agree that this is what matters. There's nothing SEXIER than confidence in a woman!" she writes.

Mrs. Hank Basett then posted a picture of herself in sweatpants ...

"Weight doesn't matter," Kendra adds. "At the end of the day, everybody has a different standard for what turns them on. The way I dress represents who I am and I think everyone should just dress in whatever makes them feel good."

So do we. We also feel that Hugh Hefner should continue to date as many scantily-clad, blonde models as possible at any given time, and to document their oft-naked exploits and air them on television, so as to entertain us 24/7.

Be sure to check out Kendra's wedding pictures!