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In her never-ending quest for publicity, Kendra Wilkinson has hit a new low.

It's one thing for this reality star to make inane comments, such as insisting that moms can be sexy. Or to mislead the public about relatively harmless facts, such as a second pregnancy.

Wedding Cleavage

But in the latest issue of OK! Weekly, Kendra implies that she's recently suffered a miscarriage... when nothing could be further from the truth.

A miscarriage of morality: Kendra Wilkinson is pathetic.

What is the "TRAGIC NEWS" that makes Kendra a worthy individual to cover? Her son is spending some time with father Hank Baskett in Minnesota. Seriously. That's the extent of this story.

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Kendra Wilkinson has had it!

The Playboy centerfold is sick of all those news stories that claim mothers can't be sexy and is doing something about it: posing on yet another tabloid cover and issuing more nonsensical, misleading statements about her life. To wit:

I'm a Sexy Mom!

This just in: Kendra Wilkinson is not a nun!

Just a couple retorts to the capitalized headline above: Has anyone ever claimed a mom cannot be sexy? We're pretty sure Heidi Klum has four kids. Hot case closed.

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Kendra Wilkinson is not exactly the most talented celebrity on the planet.

Therefore, in order to garner attention for the new season of her E! reality show, the centerfold has resorted to simply misleading the public regarding events in her life. For example:

  • Kendra made a huge deal out of NOT posing for Playboy again. Was this technically true? Yes. Is she on the cover of that magazine's holiday issue? Yes.
  • Kendra gave an interview in which she whined about being a single parent. Is she? Of course not. She's wealthy and married and simply lives apart from her husband for a few weeks per year.

Now, Wilkinson is at it again. Pictured on the cover of In Touch Weekly, the giant-boobed blonde says baby number-two is "on the way." Does this mean she's pregnant? No, it's tabloid 101, folks. On the way could mean that one will arrive at some point in the future... maybe.

Totally Not Pregnant

Kendra Wilkinson is pregnant... with lies about her life!

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Yes, Kendra Wilkinson is featured on the holiday cover of Playboy.

And, yes, this is the same Kendra Wilkinson who said a week ago that she would not be posing for the magazine again.

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But, no, such an apparent contradiction does NOT make her a hypocrite. We'll let Kendra explain, via a blog entry from today:

I wanted to clear something up really quick! A lot of you saw on my show that I was struggling to decide whether to pose for Playboy again or not. I AM on the December cover of Playboy but it wasn’t from a recent shoot. The photos are from a shoot I did 2 years ago when I was still living in the mansion.

Ah, makes perfect sense now. Perhaps Kendra will next explain her definition of single parenthood, as ridiculously outlined in this interview.

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Life is really tough for a pretend single mother.

Just days after Kendra Wilkinson cried about living apart from her husband for a few weeks, while he earns hundreds of thousands of dollars playing professional football, the centerfold has returned to the magazine that made her famous.

Kendra Wilkinson Tabloid Cover

Indeed, Kendra graces the cover of Playboy's Christmas issue, putting to rest the rumor she started about not posing for that publication again.

Wilkinson says that going forward with the pictorial was "the hardest decision I've ever had to make in my life," making it clear once and for all: she's had a pretty awesome life.

She adds: "I'm 25, I have a son. If I don't do Playboy now I probably won't ever do Playboy again... I want to say 'F' you to the world and say 'moms can be sexy'."

Note to Kendra: Gisele Bundchen is a mother. So is Heidi Klum. Christina Aguilera has a kid, too. We know moms can be sexy, thanks.

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Kendra Wilkinson is a single mother.

If being a single mother means living apart from your husband for a few months while he rakes in six figures, that is.

In the latest issue of Life & Style, the tabloid cover mainstay plays up the rumored trouble in her marriage to Hank Baskett by crying about how difficult it is to live in Los Angeles while he plays football for the Minnesota Vikings.

A Non-Single Mother

"Not having Hank around hurts," Kendra tells the magazine. "Moving across the country by myself makes me think of my own mom who raised me and my brother alone. Hank's not going to be [away] forever, but with him not physically here, I'm a single parent now."

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Earlier this month, Kendra Wilkinson was offered another chance to pose for Playboy. She turned it down.

For what reason? Who the heck has this woman become? Ah, that's right: a wife and a mother.

Wilkinson actually hired a photographer to take some test shots of her, only for husband Hank Baskett to find out and, as Kendra told E! News:

"He didn't yell at me. He wasn't mad at me for doing that photo shoot. He sat down with me and he went over the reasons of doing it. And you know... I wanted to do Playboy for the wrong reasons. The wrong reasons are to prove people wrong, not to prove it to myself but to people and to put my middle finger up to everybody and be like, 'I'm going to do Playboy!' But that wasn't the right reason."

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Like millions of men around the country, Hank Baskett can't hold down a job.

But it's not due to the economy or any corporate downsizing. The guy just isn't very good at football.

Spencer Grammer and James Hesketh Photo

As a result of Baskett changing NFL teams often, there is reportedly stress in the marriage between him and Kendra Wilkinson. That's what happens when reality show cameras must worry about which city they'll be filming in from month to month.

It happens to all relationships, right?

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Ah, the life of a former Playboy centerfold and a mediocre NFL wide receiver.

With Hank Baskett having recently been signed by the Minnesota Vikings and spending a lot of time in that state, he and Kendra Wilkinson are living apart because the latter is obligated to remain in Philadelphia in order to film her reality show.

"The locations have already been cleared, and they have storylines to finish," an source tells Life & Style. "In Minnesota, they'll have to get permits. It's a disaster right now."

Man, don't you hate it when storylines affect a marriage?

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It's official: there are only two things bigger than Kendra Wilkinson's breasts:

  1. The mystery surrounding how this Playboy centerfold is a best-selling author.
  2. The sales of her sex tape, Kendra Exposed.

According to Steven Hirsch, the Vivid Entertainment chairman, Kendra's video has "surpassed our expectations."

Horny men prefer an exposed Kendra to a raw Danielle. Surprising or expected?

"It’s our best-selling tape so far this year and could be one of our biggest-selling celebrity sex tapes of all time,” said Hirsch. “Kendra has millions of fans that love her. There's no question that the real popularity of a star helps to sell a movie and, of course, it helps that she's only 24 years old and beautiful."

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