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We had to meditate through the hard times. But we got over them, and we are happy now.

So says Kendra Wilkinson to OK! Weekly in its latest issue, referring to issues in her marriage to Hank Baskett. It really is difficult not to feel for the couple.

They've been through a pretend miscarriage. Imaginary divorce drama. Baskett playing a major role in the Colts' loss to the Saints in Super Bowl XLIV. But Kendra and Hank have come out of it just fine and have exclusive news to report:

They're having a baby... at some point in the near future! Possibly!

(Not) Having a Baby!

It's encouraging to know that wealthy, famous people without a legitimate concern in the world can overcome such contrived obstacles and still manage to smile for the tabloid cameras, isn't it? Just consider all these two have (NOT) been through:

  • A Non-Single Mother
  • Totally Not Pregnant
  • I'm a Sexy Mom!
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Kendra Wilkinson might go Dancing with the Stars. But, according to a new report, she's definitely gone sex taping with another woman.

Following the successful release of Kendra Exposed last spring, sources confirm to Radar Online that another amateur porn starring this former Girl Next Door is out there, and it co-stars a female named Taryn Ryan.

Major Sex Tape Star

"They were friends and were hanging out together, with their boyfriends," an insider says of Kendra and Taryn. "It's a long tape, about 45 minutes. And there is nothing left to the imagination."

Sounds hot!!!

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Dancing With the Stars may have lost out on its top target in Lindsay Lohan, but sources say another major "get" may be imminent: Kendra Wilkinson.

Kendra was approached by ABC and met with execs, E! reports. "Her personality, combined with her ability to dance, is appealing," a source says.

Niecy Nash Picture

Off the record, her breasts don't hurt, they probably thought. Also, the quota of at least one former Playboy centerfold per year must be adhered to.

GO KENDRA: Will Mrs. Baskett catch DWTS fever?

Less than a year ago, on the Today show, she didn't mince her words about the reality competition, saying she would likely pass because she's a hands-on mom.

Fast forward 10 months and the money may do the talking for K-Dubs. It's not like they can count on big paydays and job security from Hank. No offense, Hank.

Besides, what better way to stir up fake divorce drama than dancing suggestively with Maksim Chmerkovskiy? In Touch Weekly just started salivating at that.

ABC's official line is that it won't comment on casting rumors, but the new season will kick off in March, so we should hear one way or the other soon.

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In a startling turns of events, news broken by In Touch Weekly a couple days ago has been disproven by a reliable source.

Speaking to Radar Online, the father of Hask Baskett says his son and Kendra Wilkinson are NOT getting a divorce. In fact, Hank's dad shoots down the rumor as "bunch of crap!"

Boob Jobs!

At least we assume he was talking about the rumor. He may have been referring to Baskett's NFL career.

Another source, meanwhile, tells the site that any break-up talk "is a joke. There are no plans on getting a divorce... They're going to be out and about at events in Los Angeles" in the near future.

And why shouldn't they be? Neither Hank nor Kendra has anything else to do.

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The latest issue of In Touch Weekly takes readers inside the pending divorce between Kendra Wilkinson and Hank Baskett.

But allow THG to save you the cover price of this tabloid and do the reporting for you: there is no pending divorce between Kendra Wilkinson and Hank Baskett. That's pretty much it.

Fake Divorce Drama

With no new sex tape on the market, and having already pretended to have had a miscarriage, Kendra has turned to fake relationship drama in order to remain relevant.

Just to be clear: Wilkinson has not called it quits. She has not met with a divorce lawyer. And there's no battle for her baby. It also might be difficult for Angelina and Brad to have honeymooned in Africa, seeing as the couple isn't actually married.

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The celebrity sex tape. It's become as common as a Lindsay Lohan trip to rehab.

As has been the case ever since Paris Hilton experimented with a camera and a dream, 2010 was yet another year filled with aspiring amateur porn stars, all of whom used the power of their genitalia to make headlines and increase bank accounts.

Below, we present the first-ever THG Sex Tape Awards, handed out to the real, the rumored and the downright disgusting...

Most Despicable: The year kicked off with a rumor that John Edwards actually filmed a sexual encounter with Rielle Hunter. We scoffed at first, but it was then proven true. Horribly, depressingly, incomprehensibly true.

Rielle Hunter, No Pants

Most Likely to Involve Roses, Drama: Bachelor castoff Rozlyn Papa was kicked off the show for fondling a producer. No surprise that she likes it in front of a camera.

Least Clothed Use of Performance Enhancement Drugs: Mindy McCready, Baseball Mistress.

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Hank Baskett IV turns a year old today, and the little guy really needs your best wishes.

This is a toddler whose dad continues to be cut by professional football teams and whose mother is so desperate for attention that she'll mislead the public about a miscarriage. Pretty tragic stuff.

Hank, of course, is just the innocent, adorable bystander in all of this. He's not even aware of how his mother is exploiting him on tabloid covers such as the ones shown here. He probably thinks the cameramen are his relatives.

Poor guy. Happy birthday, buddy.

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  • I'm a Sexy Mom!
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In her never-ending quest for publicity, Kendra Wilkinson has hit a new low.

It's one thing for this reality star to make inane comments, such as insisting that moms can be sexy. Or to mislead the public about relatively harmless facts, such as a second pregnancy.

Wedding Cleavage

But in the latest issue of OK! Weekly, Kendra implies that she's recently suffered a miscarriage... when nothing could be further from the truth.

A miscarriage of morality: Kendra Wilkinson is pathetic.

What is the "TRAGIC NEWS" that makes Kendra a worthy individual to cover? Her son is spending some time with father Hank Baskett in Minnesota. Seriously. That's the extent of this story.

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Kendra Wilkinson has had it!

The Playboy centerfold is sick of all those news stories that claim mothers can't be sexy and is doing something about it: posing on yet another tabloid cover and issuing more nonsensical, misleading statements about her life. To wit:

I'm a Sexy Mom!

This just in: Kendra Wilkinson is not a nun!

Just a couple retorts to the capitalized headline above: Has anyone ever claimed a mom cannot be sexy? We're pretty sure Heidi Klum has four kids. Hot case closed.

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Kendra Wilkinson is not exactly the most talented celebrity on the planet.

Therefore, in order to garner attention for the new season of her E! reality show, the centerfold has resorted to simply misleading the public regarding events in her life. For example:

  • Kendra made a huge deal out of NOT posing for Playboy again. Was this technically true? Yes. Is she on the cover of that magazine's holiday issue? Yes.
  • Kendra gave an interview in which she whined about being a single parent. Is she? Of course not. She's wealthy and married and simply lives apart from her husband for a few weeks per year.

Now, Wilkinson is at it again. Pictured on the cover of In Touch Weekly, the giant-boobed blonde says baby number-two is "on the way." Does this mean she's pregnant? No, it's tabloid 101, folks. On the way could mean that one will arrive at some point in the future... maybe.

Totally Not Pregnant

Kendra Wilkinson is pregnant... with lies about her life!

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