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As she supposedly struggles with postpartum depression, Kendra Wilkinson is opening up to the sources that will pay her help her the most: supermarket tabloids.

Earlier this month, the new mother told OK! Weekly she had suicidal thoughts soon after giving birth to Hank Baskett IV.

Now, in the latest issue of Us Weekly, Kendra goes into specifics about her post-pregnancy body issues.

"Having a different body was such a culture shock. I'm so used to being hot and fit... I did go through some depression," she says. "I love my legs, and I love my butt, but everything else I hate."

What secret saved Kendra's sex life?!? Even in this economy, how can you not shell out money to find out?

Even her breasts?!? Yes.

Wilkinson "went from a 34C to an E," she says, and "now that they're going down, they're a little bigger than I want. I want to even out my body a little."

Sounds perfect. She can get plastic surgery or lose more weight and - presto! - another magazine cover. She's good.

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When Evan Bayh announced last month that he would not seek reelection as the Indiana Senator, an unusual name surfaced as his replacement: Kendra Wilkinson.

Might the former naked model consider it? To quote a political figure with the same IQ as Kendra: You betcha!

Expecting Couple

"I don't even know what the Senate does," Kendra tells Details magazine in a new interview, sounding more and more like Sarah Palin. "I'll run for it, but I don't really know what it means. I would definitely campaign for better education in schools and donate more money to inner-city schools and stuff like that.

"I would definitely love to see kids have more focus in life with sports and stuff, and I know that, like, Mr. Schwarzenegger wants to take away our sports and our art. I'm totally 100 percent against that. Our kids need focus, especially these days when there are drugs all over the place."

What else did Kendra say to the magazine? We've posted a few nuggets below:

On her new house: It's so fricking amazing. It's in Tarzana, L.A. I'd never heard of it before, but it's almost better than Hollywood. I can't wait to show the house off on TV. Five bedrooms, like, seven bathrooms, a pool, a grotto-type thing.

On how she gets E! to turn off the cameras: I ask them politely to respect that we need some time alone. Or I just lift up my shirt. It's too expensive to blur boobs.

On her new book: Yesterday was my last meeting with my ghostwriter. I'm very hands-on. I want it my way or the highway. It's called Sliding Into Home - first base was my childhood, how I grew up, and the second base is my rough years as a teenager, and third base was the Playboy Mansion and the Hugh Hefner days. Sliding into home is me being married with our baby and being home.

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Postpartum Depression is a serious disease. It inflicts approximately 13 percent of women after they give birth, typically for the first time, and it can lead to major psychological issues. Even suicide in the worst cases.

We don't wish to make light of it.

However, as professional celebrity gossip bloggers that have seen countless stars sink to any level in order to make headlines, we must question Kendra Wilkinson's sincerity when she brings up this issue.

Asked how she felt immediately after Hank Baskett IV was born, Kendra tells OK! Weekly:

I never brushed my hair, my teeth, or took a shower. I looked in the mirror one day and was really depressed. I thought, “Look at me!” I had this glamorous life in L.A., and now [in Indianapolis] I didn’t.

A couple of times, I even said, “I just have nothing to live for.”

Considering Kendra posed on FOUR covers of this very same tabloid after giving birth, likely earning a significant chunk of change each time, it's only natural to wonder if she simply needs a new hook, considering that baby weight loss story is old news...

Weight Loss Secrets

If Kendra was truly depressed, we hope she's feeling better. If she's lying about that, she's a pretty terrible human being.

** In a related story, the season premiere of Kendra airs on E! on March 14. Amazing timing, isn't it?

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No one on the planet would want to laugh like Kendra Wilkinson, but we can't blame many women for wanting a body like this former Playboy cover girl.

With that in mind, the busty blonde has offered up the following, top-secret weight loss tips to OK! Weekly. How could Kendra have supposedly lost 25 pounds in eight weeks, without "going overboard and cutting everything out?"

Muscle Wasting

By taking these pieces of advice...

Eat Breakfast: It's the most important meal of the day! “I have strawberry or peach yogurt; cereal and fruit; or a smoothie, so I’m not hungry and I feel energized," she said.

Don't Weigh Yourself: “Chart your progress with how your clothes fit, not what the number on the scale says.”

Have a Goal: Kendra wants to possess the most famous backside in Hollywood (sorry, Kim Kardashian) and to wear a slinky Hervé Léger dress for husband Hank Baskett.

Snack Well: “I really like cold, raw vegetables, especially baby carrots,"  Wilkinson says, advising others to dip these in hummus or fat-free dressing for a healthy snack.

Ration Yourself: Kendra still eats pasta and rice because “it’s just all about portion sizes.” Try not to have more than one cup of a carb/meal.

Got it? Follow these rules, get a boob job, make enough money by pimping out your child on the cover of tabloids so that you don't need to hold down a real job... and you'll shed those pounds in no time!

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Shame on you, Kendra Wilkinson. You're a mother now. It's time to set a good example.

Not a week has gone by in 2010 where Kendra has not been featured on the cover of a supermarket tabloid. She's not exactly talented. She needs to make money somehow. We get that.

But the latest issue of OK! Weekly continues a disturbing trend by magazines across the nation, most notably this pathetic rag: the focus on post-pregnancy weight loss.

Even Kourtney Kardashian acknowledges that it's perfectly acceptable to not return to a size two immediately upon giving birth. One is tired, one is taking care of a newborn, it's quite alright if one's figure shows the signs of new motherhood.

But is Kendra willing to take a stand against the unhealthy message that women must go on a strict diet as soon as a baby is no longer in their womb? Not if she can get paid for promoting it!

Bikini and a Baby

Wilkinson says she goes through "45 minutes of hardcore training and weightlifting," followed by the treadmill until she's tired. She also does squats and lunges. Hey, it's easy to find time for this routine when you have no actual job and can pay a nanny to look after your son.

Kendra's goal? To look like Kim Kardashian.

"She can be my motivation to try and get the best booty in Hollywood!" she tells the magazine.

THG's goal? For everyone to boycott OK! Weekly. Will you help us make this into a reality?

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When most people become parents for the first time, they're overwhelmed by the sounds of a baby crying.

For Kendra Wilkinson and Kourtney Kardashian, however, the only sound they hear when they look at little Mason and Hank is: Cha-ching!

Within days of giving birth, each of these publicity hounds graced the covers of various supermarket tabloids and website home pages.

Now, a few weeks after squaring off in a THG Tale of the Tape, Kendra and Kourtney continue to exploit their children in dueling magazine features.

Among the (utterly mundane) "exclusives" these issues offer readers this week?

  • Scott Disick (gasp!) changes diapers.
  • Hank Baskett loves his wife's backside.
  • Both Kourtney and Kendra are dropping their baby weight (thank goodness!).
  • Mason changed Kourtney's life (by putting a lot more money in her pocket).

Approximately four million women give birth each year in the United States. If any of the 3,999,998 feel like explaining to Kardashian and Wilkinson what motherhood is truly about, we encourage you to do so now.

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For Kendra Wilkinson, speaking to reporters from her hospital room the day she gave birth wasn't enough.

Neither was posing on the cover of a tabloid and focusing on her diet as much as her newborn baby.

The reality TV star and former Playmate had to continue cashing in on motherhood by plastering photos of herself, her son and her husband all over the latest issue of OK! Weekly.

Hugh Hefner's one-tie sex toy spoke to the magazine about her new life and the man at the center of it. A few excerpts follow:

On Hank Baskett:"Hank is the man. He makes sure we're taken care of, and he gives us so much love. He's perfect."

On holding her son for the first time: "I started crying. I was like, 'Oh my God, it's the happiest day of my life!' I was just in heaven."

On changes to her world: “A whole new life just started for u. I’m still going to be me, though. I’m at a place now where I can have fun but not go overboard. I’m a lot more responsible now. I’m a mom!”

Baby and a Weight

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This must be some sort of record.

On December 11, Kendra Wilkinson gave birth to her first child, a son named Hank Baskett IV. She then gave an interview to OK! Weekly from her hospital room and wound up on that tabloid's cover within days.

Now, the former Playboy model and old man banger is featured in the publication yet again. Forget the sounds of a baby crying. All Kendra appears to hear when she looks at her child is the sound of a cash register ringing!

Weight Loss Secrets

The cover story sends an unhealthy message to women: you better lose that pregnancy weight ASAP!

“The doctor said I can’t exercise until after six weeks [due to a C-section], but getting up and down in the middle of the night — feeding him, changing him and soothing him when he’s crying — is my ab workout already," Wilkinson says in the issue.

Also featured: baby Hank's second photo shoot in less than a month. This adorable child is gonna start thinking the paparazzi are his relatives.

The magazine does also promise an exclusive interview with Snooki from Jersey Shore. We can't find anything to criticize with that. She's awesome.

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In her latest blog entry, Kendra Wilkinson writes about the joys of being a mother. She says:

Lil hank has enriched our lives more than we ever dreamed possible and now i cant imagine my world without him.

The former nude model then shares a few pictures of newborn Hank Baskett IV, all of which are incredibly adorable until one remembers: she made hundreds of thousands of dollars by snapping these pics for OK! Weekly from her hospital room.

Still, let's not puilsh baby Hank for that fact. He's one cute kid!

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Kendra Wilkinson wasted no time giving an interview after she became a mother. She spoke to OK! Weekly from the hospital hours after welcoming Hank Baskett IV into the world.

Similarly, the former nude model says she wants to waste little time expanding her family.

Mr., Mrs. Hank Baskett

“We definitely want another kid right away, because we want the two kids to be close in age,” she said recently. “We want four, but you know, we are taking it one step at a time. We’re concentrating on our first child and seeing where things go from there.”

For Baskett, a wide receiver on the Colts, catching touchdown passes and breaking tackles isn't what life is all about.

“Being a loving husband and father is what I’ve always described as the definition of a successful man," he said.

Kendra, meanwhile, is accustomed to attention via her naked body. But a baby does even more for her profile... and her family.

“He completes the family,” she told OK!. "It’s so cool how this little baby, this little bundle of joy, just brought all families together. Hank’s family was out here, everybody was out here for this. Not one person was missing.”

Kendra Wilkinson Biography

The Girls Next Door Kendra Wilkinson was a star on The Girls Next Door. But she left that show, along with Hugh Hefner, in 2008. From there, Kendra met and... More »
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San Diego, California
Full Name
Kendra Leigh Wilkinson
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