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The Hollywood Gossip staff is excited to bring back our Tale of the Tape, the Internet sensation in which we break down various matchups within the celebrity gossip world.

This week, our editors had no choice but to pit a pair of newborns against one another. We hope Mason Dash Disick and Hank Baskett IV live long, happy, fruitful lives; but it's not clear if this is possible.

Jayden James, Britney Spears Picture

That's what happens when your respective parents - Kendra Wilkinson and Kourtney Kardashian - seem to care more about publicity than child-rearing.

We've already asked readers which of these kids is worse off, but we're here now to examine each child's prospects in closer detail. Who will prevail in this grueling battle? Let's find out. Ding, ding!

1. FATHER IS...
Hank IV: A back-up wide receiver on the Colts.
Mason: A jobless jackass.
Edge: Hank.

2. MOTHER IS...
Hank IV: An E! reality star.
Mason: An E! reality star.
Edge: Tie.

3. NAMED AFTER...
Hank IV: Dad, grandpa and great-grandpa.
Mason: Some crappy clothing boutique.
Edge: Hank.

4. CREEPY, OLD MAN INFLUENCE
Hank IV: Hugh Hefner.
Mason: Bruce Jenner.
Edge: Hank.

5. AUNTS AND AUNT-LIKE FIGURES
Hank IV: Bridget Marquardt and Holly Madison.
Mason: Kim and Khloe Kardashian.
Edge: Mason.

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During her time with Hugh Hefner, Kendra Wilkinson learned how to use her vagina; change diapers; and make headlines.

Now, in her marriage to Hank Baskett, the former Girl Next Door has mastered all three skills.

Kevin and Jayden James Federline

She squeezed out her first kid last week, giving birth to Hank Baskett IV on December 11. Mere days later, from her hospital room, Kendra spoke to OK! Weekly about the process of child bearing.

"I was induced early in the morning; then it was wait, wait, wait. I was experiencing contractions throughout the day, and I was anxious. I kept checking the monitor every second, like 'Is it happening yet?'" she said.

Once the tyke was born, Wilkinson said: "I was just in heaven."

Makes sense. She likely already had a deal in place for cashing in on the birth via the cover story below.

Fellow E! star Kourtney Kardashian also gave birth for the first time this week. There's no doubt she and her valuable asset son will soon be featured on a magazine cover.

The dueling children got us to wondering: Which of these newborns is worse off - Mason Dash Disick or Hank Baskett IV?

 

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It's a boy for Kendra Wilkinson and Hank Baskett!

Their son, Hank Randall Baskett IV, was delivered via C-section at 12:37 a.m. on Friday in Indiana, where Baskett is a wide receiver for the Indianapolis Colts.

The baby boy is 9 lbs., 5 oz., and 22 inches long. Definitely the dimensions of a future NFL star like dad! Both mother and child are said to be very healthy.

Kendra Wilkinson's due date was December 12.

Expecting Couple

The Girls Next Door star announced the pregnancy weeks before she got married to Baskett in a June 27 ceremony at the Playboy mansion in Los Angeles.

Sharing pregnancy news with fans 24/7, the Kendra star expressed joy – and choice of baby names – upon discovering that she would be welcoming a son.

"We already decided to name our son Hank Baskett IV," she said. "Hank's dad and grandfather were both named Hank, so we'll carry on the family tradition."

Just don't expect a sibling anytime soon.

"I told Hank, 'You know what you're getting in your stocking this Christmas?'" Kendra recently joked. "Not coal - well a little bit of that - but condoms. A whole lot of condoms. I want a little girl. In a couple of years."

Congratulations to Kendra, Hank III and Hank IV!

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Because Kourtney Kardashian has been hogging all the pregnancy headlines, it's easy to forget: Kendra Wilkinson is knocked up, too.

Former co-star and current BFF, Holly Madison, hasn't lost track of this fact, however.

"I'm super-excited for her! She's less than a month away. It could happen anytime," the busty blonde told Us Weekly over the weekend.

Holly in Yellow

The former roommates on The Girls Next Door haven't seen much of each other since Kendra moved away with her husband, Indianapolis Colts receiver Hank Baskett.

But Holly and Kendra keep in touch, just less closely than they used to when they were double teaming Hugh Hefner together.

"It just sucks that she's all the way in Indiana because I want to be there, but I’ll see the baby soon enough," Madison said. "We text all the time and she's really excited. She's happy as can be."

Holly, meanwhile, is back in our living rooms. Her new reality TV show, Holly's World, premiered on E! last night.

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We may receive some complaints for this, but THG must tell it like it is:

Pregnancy is not sexy.

Look, our staff loves babies. In the interest of full disclosure, in fact, our Secretary is expecting his first child this spring. But that doesn't mean we need to see knocked up celebrities parading around in a bikini, about to pop.

Especially when that celebrity (let's refer to her as "Kendra Wilkinson") is clearly making money off her state by posing for a supermarket tabloid. It's just creepy all around.

Shockingly, Kendra has not heeded this advice, however, and is featured (in all her pregnant glory) in the latest issue of In Touch Weekly.

Baby Bumped to the Max

Inside the magazine, Kendra keeps grossing us out by explaining how pregnancy has affected her sex life.

"I am a wild girl in bed and I can’t really be that wild anymore because I have limits now. I have 40 extra pounds in my belly, so I get tired easily. But... I have a great man in bed, he definitely knows how to please me."

Way to go, Hank Baskett. We guess.

These photos would be a lot cuter... if they weren't placed in the pages of a celebrity gossip rag.

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Kendra Wilkinson enjoyed a special baby shower for her son, Hank Baskett IV, who is tentatively listed as probable to be born on Christmas Day.

Who better to throw her a perfect shower than BFFs and former Girls Next Door co-stars Bridget Marquard and Holly Madison? No one, that's who.

The festivities took place at longtime Playboy secretary Mary O’Connor’s house just outside L.A., and the theme was pickles and Candyland.

Holly Madison and Bridget Marquardt arrived early to decorate the house with tons of blue balloons and streamers in honor of their friend's baby.

Here's K-Dubs getting ready to devour some serious pickle ...

Pickles

THAT THING IS HUGE: Seriously, check out Kendra's bump!

Also in attendance were Kendra's "ex," Hugh Hefner, and the array of Hef's whores, a.k.a. Crystal Harris and twins Karissa and Kristina Shannon.

Hef, who even put on clothes for the occasion, wouldn't miss it for anything. Well, unless Kimberley Conrad were there, then he would've sat it out.

“The girls are going to Kendra's baby shower today,” he Twittered. “Crystal, the Twins, Holly, Bridget & Kendra will all be there. How can I stay away?”

The house was also filled with multicolored lollipops, taffy candy, and cupcakes. Marquardt herself baked hundreds of miniature cupcakes for the event.

“Just got done baking, frosting and decorating a ton of mini cupcakes for Kendra's baby shower. It's been a busy day. I'm exhausted,” she Twittered.

Click to enlarge some photos of the guests at Kendra's shower ...

  • Making Memories
  • Crystal Harris, Shannon Twins
  • Hugh Hefner Clothed!
  • Stuck in a Pickle
  • Marquardt Picture
  • Pregnant Cleavage

[Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

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This is a dangerous game Kourtney Kardashian and Kendra Wilkinson are playing.

The pregnant E! reality stars keep trying to outdo one another's attempts to create headlines regarding their pregnancies.

For Kourtney, that's simply meant spouting off in interviews about every conceivable, mundane aspect of her expecting state.

Kendra is at least showing some skin. She tried to looks sexy in maternity lingerie last week.

Now, Wilkinson has a long, hard stick in her hands; but, for a change, it doesn't belong to Hugh Hefner ot Hank Baskett. She and her husband went golfing earlier this week. See for yourself:

On her blog, Kendra wrote:

Golfing definitely has sentimental value for us because we met at the playboy golf scramble.  I thought he was cute so i asked if he wanted my number and the rest is history lol. How do i look in my preg golf gear??? lololol.

Adorable. Not as adorable, though?

The inevitable attempt by Kourtney to one-up her pregnant pal by sky-diving while pregnant. Just relax, ladies. Focus more on the child inside of you than the attention you can get from him or her.

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Move over, Kourtney Kardashian.

You aren't the only E! reality star that's expecting!

It's Totally Over!

Unhappy over the publicity her fellow knocked up D-lister has received, Kendra Wilkinson jumped on to her blog today and posted the pregnancy pics below. She wrote:

I wanted to share a few behind-the-scenes pics with all of u!  Being pregnant has been such an amazing and exciting experience for both of us and we wanted to have these photos as a reminder of this incredible time in our lives :)

Can u guys believe how much my belly has grown???  I feel like it was just yesterday that it was a teeny tiny bump lololol.

The same can be said for her breasts, prior to a surgical enhancement of them.

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Take note, Kourtney Kardashian. This is how you talk about pregnancy!

While one E! reality star is boring the public to death with mundane details about her knocked up state (the latest: Kourtney might live in the suburbs!), another is letting fans in on the exciting details of impending motherhood.

Give us an example, Kendra Wilkinson:

"I've been hornier! We'll be off-roading, and we'll go at it in the bushes somewhere! Or we'll be driving, and he'll pull over. Quickies are the best! If he lasts any more than a couple of minutes, I'm like, I'm done!"

Expecting Couple

Even when it comes to delivering her son in December, all Kendra can think about is intercourse. She told Us Weekly that husband Hank Baskett is unsure about what to do on the big day.

"At first he said, 'I'll be there next to you but won't watch.' But now he says, 'I want to see the crowning moment.' I'm like, 'Will you have sex with me after seeing this?'"

As for visiting the Playboy Mansion with her little one, Kendra makes it clear she'll be walking through those doors, Crystal Harris and company be damned!

"Hef is a huge part of my life, and I don't care about any other whore there. I care about Hef. He's a good dad, a great person, and I want my child to be around him a little bit."

Follow this article's jump watch a video of Kendra and Kourtney dishing on their pregnancies and taking pictures for a recent photo shoot.

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Fake boobs are good for many things:

Ogling. Squeezing. Landing Playboy spreads.

Bronx Mowgli Wentz Photo

To the shock of Kendra Wilkinson and Kourtney Kardashian, there's another attribute to breast implants: they can still produce milk!

In the latest issue of Us Weekly, both pregnant women express excitement over the day when their impending babies can suckle from their unnatural knockers. Said Kendra:

"I was so scared that I wasn't going to be able to nurse that when I saw stuff come out of my nipples the other day, I was like, I can breast-feed? And I asked my doctor, who said, 'That's fine, but it's not milk yet!'"

TMI, Kendra. TMI.

Added Kardashian, who hasn't meant an opportunity to discuss her pregnancy that she failed to embrace:

"They say usually you can [breast-feed with implants]. I want to."

She also wants to show the world her fake boobs by posing naked while expecting.

Who do you think will have the cuter baby?