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This week on Keeping Up With the Kardashians, a sex tape was the talk of the household ... and for once, it didn't involve the family member you think.

No Kim Kardashian sex tape to be seen here, fans.

Sadly. We're talking something not nearly as hot.

It was revealed that a Kris Jenner sex tape supposedly exists, which would be more mortifying if it weren't amusingly mocked by Kourt and company.

Meanwhile, Khloe Kardashian struggled with memory loss, while Kendall opted to spend more time with the Jenner side of the family, to Kris' consternation.

How did it all play out? Find out in THG's recap!

Khloe’s alleged memory issues allegedly came to a head during a conversation with Kris and Kourtney, who say Khloe never remembers any details!

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Kim, Kim, Kim. It's all about Kim Kardashian, the Golden Child.

Or Golden Ticket, that might be more accurate. Call her what you want, there's no question that Kim is and has been Kris Jenner's favorite kid, bar none.

It's no surprise, then, that Kris proved once again on Sunday night's installment of Keeping Up With the Kardashians that she will do anything for Kim.

Or that others will notice and get pissed.

THG recaps the gripping episode, +/- style ...

When Kim Kardashian discussed moving back home in anticipation of baby North West's arrival, Kris was all good with that. What Kim wants, she gets.

She didn't bother to even ask anyone else.

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Drama, as we know, comes with the territory on Keeping Up With the Kardashians, but Kim Kardashian and even Brody Jenner got a pass last night.

Last week, Brody called out Kris Jenner for being a fame whore and a bad mother, but this week he was largely singing her praises on the trip to Greece.

Kendall Jenner, meanwhile, was a lot less happy ... with everyone.

Why? Let's break it all down below in THG's official recap!

Kendall Jenner and Brody Jenner

All this time, the Kardashians worried that Kris and Brody Jenner wouldn't get along, but it ended up being Kendall who was the most put out by everyone.

The reason was simple, and typical of a teenager. She wanted to be involved, but is also shy and not as outgoing, so it was hard for her to be proactive.

Plus 100 because while this storyline wasn't the most exciting in reality TV history, it was one of the most realistic if you've ever known a teenager.

And Plus 100 more for being the shy one. This krew needs one!

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Sunday on Keeping Up With the Kardashians, Kim battled with members of the paparazzi.

No, not because of North West photos or Kanye walking into a pole. That comes later.

What contrived storylines were the focal point Sunday? Find out in THG's recap!

Kim Kardashian Hides

All she was trying to do was go out for froyo with Brandon and Leah Jenner in peace, but found herself being hounded by paparazzi instead.

When you command celebrity gossip attention like Kim, it's hard to turn it off at your leisure. So as much as those people suck, it's her own doing.

Minus only 20, though, because we do sympathize with the froyo sitch a little.

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This week on Keeping Up With the Kardashians, the family drama was off the chain.

No, not because of North West. That still hasn't happened in the KUWTK universe.

What contrived storylines were the focal point Sunday? Find out in THG's recap!

Rob Kardashian Promo Pic

Rob Kardashian, who looks nothing like the promo pic above, can't catch a break.

From Rob's weight gain and possible "food addiction" to increasingly temperamental behavior with the paparazzi and even his family, he's not in a good place.

Calling Kim Kardashian names because she's huge and pregnant? Minus 100.

When his car got towed, no one believed him or went to get him. Plus 50.

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Sunday on the season finale of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick became parents for a second time. Congrats, kids.

Elsewhere, Bruce was honored for his pre-Kardashian achievements, Khloe followed up with a fertility specialists and Kim decided to freeze her eggs. Nice.

How did it all end? What else went down in La-La land?

We break it all down for you in THG's official +/- recap!

  • Disick and Kourtney
  • Kourtney Kardashian, Daughter

Bruce Jenner was honored during the U.S. Olympic trials and his decathlon gold medal glory is forever immortalized in a University of Oregon museum. Plus 25.

"Being able to see him around all these people who are so excited and that witnessed what he had accomplished ... it was a really special moment and I will absolutely never forget that." - Bruce's newly-married son Brandon Jenner. Plus 15.

He was also voted Father of the Year by Esquire. A bit of an odd call given that he has six kids by three marriages, but still, hard not to like Bruce-man. Plus 15.

Kris, meanwhile, receives a certificate confirming her “Momager” title. “I’m a Momager people, have a little respect!” she declares. No. Just no. Minus 550.

Khloe gets herself checked out with ultrasounds and other tests so that one day, she can produce a child of her own. Hope that works out for her. Plus 20.

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This week on Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Khloe really wanted a baby. Scott Disick, meanwhile, pondered whether he should keep producing them.

Khloe's baby fever stemmed from Kourt's after all, leading the former to reflect on the fact that it comes so easily for her sister, yet is so hard for her.

Khloe thus seeks options to enhance fertility, while Scott explores options to do ... the opposite. We break it all down in THG's official +/- recap!

Kourtney, Scott

Kourtney confesses that she'd like to have even more kids with Scott. Or without him. He does make cute ones, but hey, why limit your options! Plus 20.

Scott confides to friends that he doesn’t want more kids at his age and may need to get a vasectomy. Definitely the first option for handling this. Minus 10.

His friends say just to talk to Kourt, she can be reasonable. LOL. Minus 15. This is a girl who says she no longer believes in the pill. Like at all.

The doctor tells him it’s a permanent solution and to be prepared. Rob tells him he’s too young to do it. Scott doesn't do it. Storyline concludes. Minus 30.

Khloe, meanwhile, works up the strength to see a fertility specialist, and it turns she may have problems ovulating. Poor girl, that just breaks your heart.

"I can't believe I'm sitting here, going through porn magazines so I can find the perfect pair of knockers." - Kris. Minus 150 and that seems generous.

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This week on Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Rob's emotional journey continued with his therapy, while Kim finally grew a pair and apologized to Khloe.Robby Rob

Mostly. It was a pretty weaksauce apology, but an apology just the same.

The Jenner girls, meanwhile, found that modeling + school = hard work!

How did this stack up with last week's visit from Oprah in terms of entertainment value? We break it all down for you in THG's official +/- recap!

Premiere Sisters

"[Rob] is not in a very good mood hardly ever, so it makes me really sad, because there's something there that's just sad all the time." - Kris. Minus 5.

We pick up where we left off on Rob's therapist's couch and things are getting pretty darn emotional for the guy. Dude's really trying. Plus 15.

Khloe feels offended after Kim doesn't seem to remember her sister working at their dad's office. Cue contrived drama of the week. Minus 20.

Even though Kylie and Kendall Jenner both have full-time jobs, momager Kris wants them in high school, not home schooled. Smart. Plus 25.

Or not. Kris and Bruce eventually relent and decide to make the move to in-home tutoring. The girls are just growing up too fast ... Minus 50.

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This week on Keeping Up with the Kardashians, the gang visited Oprah.

Yes, Oprah Winfrey is now using the Kardashians for ratings/relevance.

How did this stack up with last week's tales from the krypt in terms of entertainment value? We break it all down for you in THG's official +/- recap!

Kris Jenner is full-on GIDDY about Oprah. It's like a sign that all of her momagering and puppet mastering has paid off in the past 10 years. Minus 30.

Oprah grills Scott Disick on being the black sheep of the family (not true, he's not even technically part of the family as he won't propose). Minus 20.

"I definitely have some asshole tendencies." - Scott. Plus 15.

O then asks Kim (below) if dating Kanye West is just a publicity stunt. Plus 15, as pretty much everything Kim does is, so this question is obligatory.

Speaking of 'Ye, he decides it's time for his girl to change his look so he brings over a stylist and a whole new wardrobe for her. Weird, but nice? Plus 10.

Kim: "Kanye has definitely given me a push to see more of what's out there in the world, so that's definitely a good thing." It still ranks second to the feverish pushing Ray J gave her back in the day, but nice sentiment. Plus 5.

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With the exception of Scott's entertainment value and Kourtney's water birth experiment, the bulk of the current season of Keeping Up with the Kardashians has centered on the family matriarch, "momager" Kris Jenner.

Someone's gonna come out with a tell-all one of these years, and not just about Todd Waterman. This woman is out of control. Last night, for example, she became fixated, obsessively, on the great beyond. How did that turn out?

We break it all down for you in THG's official +/- recap!

Kris Jenner, Coffin

Kris plans an outing to the cemetery, tries out caskets and decides what kind of floral arrangements she'd like at her funeral, etc. She's 56 and healthy. Minus 10.

In true Kris fashion, she goes BALLS OUT to secure spots for herself, Bruce, and all the Jenner/Odom family members. A little over the top. Minus 20.

"I'm into the mausoleum. Go hard or go home." - Kim Kardashian. Funny, the second part of that is what Ray J said when he ... forget it. Plus 5.

"Oh, the funeral business, there's a way you could extort us! Yeah, let's make some commissions on those plots baby." - Khloe. She's not wrong. Plus 5.

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Kendall Jenner Biography

Kendall Jenner Picture Kendall Jenner is a sibling in the giant Kardashian family. At the age of 13, she signed a modeling contract with a top, worldwide... More »
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