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The first trailer for the upcoming ninth season of Keeping Up with the Kardashians premiered last night on E! and teased emotional family moments galore.

The Kardashian krew aired their big Christmas special Sunday, but it's the family Christmas kard and the Season 9 KUWTK trailer that have people buzzing.

This is likely because unlike past seasons, there's almost no need to manufacture drama for ratings. For the Kardashians, this is as real as it gets.

Take a look at the official Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 9 preview below and see ...

Because this is Kim Kardashian, Kris Jenner and kompany, we've seen a lot of these events play out in the tabloids already. Now, they get the TV treatment.

Among the notable, dramatic Kardashian-tastic storylines to kome when the hit "reality" show returns for its ninth (!) season sometime in 2014?

  • Kris telling her kids that she and Bruce are separating.
  • Khloe Kardashian dealing with major anxiety issues as she deals with marital problems and paparazzi hounding her about Lamar Odom's crack addiction.
  • Lamar talking to Kourtney Kardashian on the phone, promising that he will do anything to be accepted by his estranged spouse and her family again.
  • Kourt looking pretty darn sexy on vacation. Yowza!
  • Kanye West's proposal to Kim Kardashian.

Should be an eventful season, to say the least.

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On last night's Keeping Up With the Kardashians: A Very Merry Christmas special, the E! stars revealed their highly anticipated, over-the-top holiday card.

It is, in a word, busy. See for yourself below:

Kardashian Christmas Card 2013

The intricate, high-fashion photo set in a ransacked casino or carnival-like room of sorts has a lot going on, most notably Kim Kardashian's chest.

The whole family is dressed in black, but it's Kim who commands the attention, standing on a staircase in a cleavage baring, body-hugging dress.

Siter Khloe Kardashian is seen with Kourtney's son Mason, while Kourt herself clings to daughter Penelope and Kylie and Kendall Jenner strike poses.

Kris Jenner, too, is in the forefront (as if she'd have it any other way), while estranged husband Bruce makes a surprise appearance in the background.

Noticeably absent from the pic? North West. And the men of the house.

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On the season finale of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, Khloe continued to struggle with her crumbling marriage to troubled husband Lamar Odom.

On top of Khloe Kardashian's plight, her brother Rob wrestled with depression and body issues and Kylie Jenner turned 16, which was like a massive deal.

Come along for THG's +/- KUWTK season finale recap!

Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick discuss Lamar Odom's flakiness of late, and start to get annoyed when plans with the couple seem in doubt again.

Imagine how Khloe feels right about now. Minus 600.

When the NBA star’s agent called looking for him, Kourtney got a better idea of what her sister has been dealing with. And it's far from good. Minus 400.

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Last night on Keeping Up with the Kardashians, which returned with little fanfare opposite the Breaking Bad finale and every other show, camel toe was the story.

Khloe Kardashian being the chief offender. Kourtney and Kim Kardashian called out their little sister for her constant wardrobe malfunction down under.

Let's get to that and more in THG's +/- recap!

Khloe on Keeping Up

Kourt reveals during a pajama party with friends that while all women have some issues with C-toe at times, Khloe's is out of control on a regular basis.

“We’ve all had our camel toe moments but Khloe lets the camel be shown,” Kourtney said, then gives her an apparatus to help hide it. Plus 150 for sisterly love.

“It is what it is. I have a big p--sy, I can’t control it,” Khloe said. Plus 150 for owning that p--sy. Minus 300 for Lamar ditching it for Polina Polonsky's "crack."

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This week on Keeping Up With the Kardashians, a sex tape was the talk of the household ... and for once, it didn't involve the family member you think.

No Kim Kardashian sex tape to be seen here, fans.

Sadly. We're talking something not nearly as hot.

It was revealed that a Kris Jenner sex tape supposedly exists, which would be more mortifying if it weren't amusingly mocked by Kourt and company.

Meanwhile, Khloe Kardashian struggled with memory loss, while Kendall opted to spend more time with the Jenner side of the family, to Kris' consternation.

How did it all play out? Find out in THG's recap!

Khloe’s alleged memory issues allegedly came to a head during a conversation with Kris and Kourtney, who say Khloe never remembers any details!

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Kim, Kim, Kim. It's all about Kim Kardashian, the Golden Child.

Or Golden Ticket, that might be more accurate. Call her what you want, there's no question that Kim is and has been Kris Jenner's favorite kid, bar none.

It's no surprise, then, that Kris proved once again on Sunday night's installment of Keeping Up With the Kardashians that she will do anything for Kim.

Or that others will notice and get pissed.

THG recaps the gripping episode, +/- style ...

When Kim Kardashian discussed moving back home in anticipation of baby North West's arrival, Kris was all good with that. What Kim wants, she gets.

She didn't bother to even ask anyone else.

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Drama, as we know, comes with the territory on Keeping Up With the Kardashians, but Kim Kardashian and even Brody Jenner got a pass last night.

Last week, Brody called out Kris Jenner for being a fame whore and a bad mother, but this week he was largely singing her praises on the trip to Greece.

Kendall Jenner, meanwhile, was a lot less happy ... with everyone.

Why? Let's break it all down below in THG's official recap!

Kendall Jenner and Brody Jenner

All this time, the Kardashians worried that Kris and Brody Jenner wouldn't get along, but it ended up being Kendall who was the most put out by everyone.

The reason was simple, and typical of a teenager. She wanted to be involved, but is also shy and not as outgoing, so it was hard for her to be proactive.

Plus 100 because while this storyline wasn't the most exciting in reality TV history, it was one of the most realistic if you've ever known a teenager.

And Plus 100 more for being the shy one. This krew needs one!

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Sunday on Keeping Up With the Kardashians, Kim battled with members of the paparazzi.

No, not because of North West photos or Kanye walking into a pole. That comes later.

What contrived storylines were the focal point Sunday? Find out in THG's recap!

Kim Kardashian Hides

All she was trying to do was go out for froyo with Brandon and Leah Jenner in peace, but found herself being hounded by paparazzi instead.

When you command celebrity gossip attention like Kim, it's hard to turn it off at your leisure. So as much as those people suck, it's her own doing.

Minus only 20, though, because we do sympathize with the froyo sitch a little.

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This week on Keeping Up With the Kardashians, the family drama was off the chain.

No, not because of North West. That still hasn't happened in the KUWTK universe.

What contrived storylines were the focal point Sunday? Find out in THG's recap!

Rob Kardashian Promo Pic

Rob Kardashian, who looks nothing like the promo pic above, can't catch a break.

From Rob's weight gain and possible "food addiction" to increasingly temperamental behavior with the paparazzi and even his family, he's not in a good place.

Calling Kim Kardashian names because she's huge and pregnant? Minus 100.

When his car got towed, no one believed him or went to get him. Plus 50.

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Sunday on the season finale of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick became parents for a second time. Congrats, kids.

Elsewhere, Bruce was honored for his pre-Kardashian achievements, Khloe followed up with a fertility specialists and Kim decided to freeze her eggs. Nice.

How did it all end? What else went down in La-La land?

We break it all down for you in THG's official +/- recap!

  • Disick and Kourtney
  • Kourtney Kardashian, Daughter

Bruce Jenner was honored during the U.S. Olympic trials and his decathlon gold medal glory is forever immortalized in a University of Oregon museum. Plus 25.

"Being able to see him around all these people who are so excited and that witnessed what he had accomplished ... it was a really special moment and I will absolutely never forget that." - Bruce's newly-married son Brandon Jenner. Plus 15.

He was also voted Father of the Year by Esquire. A bit of an odd call given that he has six kids by three marriages, but still, hard not to like Bruce-man. Plus 15.

Kris, meanwhile, receives a certificate confirming her “Momager” title. “I’m a Momager people, have a little respect!” she declares. No. Just no. Minus 550.

Khloe gets herself checked out with ultrasounds and other tests so that one day, she can produce a child of her own. Hope that works out for her. Plus 20.

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