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According to Kylie and Kendall Jenner, all is right in the Kardashian world.

Reports that the Kimye wedding was a chaotic mess filled with drunk guests, snubbed opera singers and ridiculous nude statues?

Please.

"Honestly, everything was amazing," Kendall said today on Good Morning America of the Kim Kardashian-Kanye West nuptials held May 24 in Florence, Italy.

"And to see two people so happy. I think that was probably my favorite part."

Kendall and Kylie GMA Selfie

Added Kylie:

"The whole wedding was just filled with so much love. It was just really amazing to watch that.

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Kendall and Kylie Jenner are hosting the 2014 Much Music Awards, which is kind of a big deal if you live in Canada.

Despite Kendall's botched intro at this year's Billboard Awards, Canadian teens are apparently excited about the idea of the Queens of the Barely Legal Instagram Scene emceeing the event, but as KJ and KJ tell the kids in this weird promo spot, they should save their screams for the big day:

Yes, if you thought the pictures Kylie posts online are inappropriate, wait until you see the unsettling sight of the 16-year-old lying on the floor with a bloody knife wound in her chest.

Not weird enough for you? How about Kylie and Kendall laughing at the dead rat they apparently plan to eat for dinner?

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Kendall Jenner inked a deal with Topshop recently, which means she's already experiencing more success as a model than any of her mega-famous half-sisters (we don't count homemade sex tapes as modeling jobs).

So it's a bit baffling that Kendall seems intent on slowly morphing into a spitting-image of her newly married big sis, Kim.

Kendall Jenner Looks Like Kim Kardashian!

Granted, Kim is currently far more famous than any of her siblings, but look at the price she had to pay!

Kendall is taking a far more respectable path to stardom and at 18, Kendall has already purchased a $1.4 million home in LA's Westwood neighborhood with her own money

So it's safe to say Kendall's killin' it in her own right...so why is she taking all her hair, makeup and tanning cues from Kim?

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In a word, Kim Kardashian's wedding to Kanye West was amazing. Just ask Kylie and Kendall Jenner, Kim's half-sisters and teenage proteges.

Kendall and Kylie Sexy Photo

Kylie, 16, and Kendall Jenner, 18, gave their first remarks about the nuptials to Canadian entertainment show eTalk in an interview set to air Thursday.

They both spoke about how magical the glorious event was.

"We can't say much, but it was amazing," said Kylie Jenner.

"Beautiful. It was filled with a lot of love," added Kendall.

And there's your short, sweet Kimye wedding synopsis.

Kendall and Kylie Jenner arrived together back in L.A. on Monday, after being seen a day earlier at the Paris airport with Jaden Smith for the flight home.

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Justin Bieber has been a busy young man of late.

Banging out beats? HA! More like banging out supermodels! Or at least trying to with every fiber of his manhood (or whatever the Justin Bieber equivalent is).

A recent report claims Bieber is on a mission to sleep with beautiful women. But, like George Bush winning the Iraq war, was that mission really accomplished?

Over the past few weeks alone, Bieber has been traveling the globe and linked in his birthday suit to some of the world's best known beauties.

Who is rumored to have had the good fortune (or misfortune) of waking up next to a naked Justin Bieber? A lot of famous names, with one key omission:

Sorry, Selena Gomez. You didn't make the cut:

Adriana Lima
Mere weeks after ending her marriage to Marko Jaric, Adriana Lima allegedly went home from a party in Cannes with The Biebs. We're guessing he hit a home run with her!

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Kendall Jenner actually keeps her clothes on in the following picture.

But she does not look happy about it.

The 18-year old, who rarely goes a day without posing inappropriately in some fashion on Instagram, will be featured in the June/July issue of Paris Vogue, but Kris Jenner couldn't wait for readers to see this spread on the newsstand.

"PARIS VOGUE June/July 2014 Wow @kendalljenner stunning!! Congratulations!! #proudmama," she wrote as a caption to the following online photo today.

Patrick Demarchelier photographed the magazine images, while Katie Grand styled the subjects.

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by Tyler Johnson at . Comments

Kendall Jenner is done twerking in Paris and she's ready to get back to whatever she calls work.

And like all 18 year olds, KJ naturally wants her own base of operations as she sets out on her career as a model/professional Instagram enthusiast.

Kendall Jenner: New Apartment Photo
Kendall recently purchased her first apartment. She reportedly spent a cool $1.4 million to close the deal.

Unlike most people her age, however, Kendall has major bucks to drop on her first apartment, and you won't believe how much Kim's half-sister spent on her starter home.

Kendall reportedly inked a deal today for a $1.4 million apartment in LA's ritzy Westwood neighborhood.

Not only is the apartment itself huge, but the building comes with all sorts of baller extras:

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Yesterday was a banner day for the Jenner sisters on Instagram.

First, Kendall Jenner twerked all over a Paris hotel in a bizarre 17-second video.

Not to be outdone, Kylie Jenner posted a pantsless selfie later in the day that understandably created quite a bit of controversy on the photo-sharing site. 

So naturally, there's no way the Jenner sisters can outdo themselves today, but they certainly tried with this clip of them dancing and lip-syncing to "Pills N Potions" by Nicki Minaj

Kylie posted the video, and she's clearly "going for it" more than Kendall, who seems like she's genuinely just goofing around. 

As usual, Kylie is practically pulling a muscle trying to be sexy, but it's pretty harmless stuff by Jenner sister standards.

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It may have snowed on Mother's Day in Colorado, and many of us have still been running heat in May, but at last, the temperature is warming up nicely.

Of course, that could be all in our heads after looking at pictures of some of the hottest bikini bodies in Hollywood, but hey, it's warm. We're not complaining.

But really, summer is upon us. That means beach trips and bikini body selfies galore from our favorite celebrities. Check out these insanely hot bikini bodies now!

Chrissy Teigen
John Legend's wife, Chrissy Teigen, has an amazing bikini body. Emphasis on body.

Kendall and Kylie Jenner are growing more and more famous by the day for barely appropriate bikini selfies and the fame-finding bandwagon they've climbed upon

Don't get us started on their older half-sisters, who need no introduction.

And how can we forget Kate Upton, Chrissy Teigen and their fellow Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition model stunners who get paid to look hot in bikinis?

(But really, we'd just like to be one of the assistants on those photo shoots...)

Ahhh, summer. We love you.

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We're just days away from Kim Kardashian marrying Kanye West and the entire Internet possibly exploding in a storm of snark, sarcasm and, we suppose, a handful of best wishes.

In preparation, the entire Kardashian-Jenner clan has already touched down in Paris, with Kris Jenner taking to Instagram earlier this week and announcing:

I'm HEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

And now Khloe Kardashian has pretty much done the same.

The star posted a selfie of herself, Kourtney Kardashian, Kendall Jenner, Kylie Jenner, makeup artist Joyce Bonelli and hairstylist Scotty Cunha online today, writing along with it that the group is "mobbin."

  • Khloe, Kendall and Kylie in Paris
  • Khloe Kardashian and Sisters

Khloe also included a shot of herself, Kylie and Kendall and wrote as a caption "Stuntin’ on dem hoes in Paris!!!"

We don't know what that means.