Ken Paves is a celebrity stylist. He's close to Jessica Simpson, Eva Longoria and others.

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It's the final countdown for the birth of Jessica Simpson's daughter Maxi.

The singer is ready to pop! Like any second! She's so pregnant, it's been almost two weeks since the 31-year-old star has been seen out and about.

Despite having a hard time getting around, he's in great spirits.

"She's [doing] amazing," Ken Paves, Simpson's hairstylist pal of many years, reports. "This is so perfect for her. She's just loving this moment now."

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Although the ninth month of pregnancy is uncomfortable, the Fashion Star mentor "glows all the time," Paves raved. "[She's] as happy as can be!"

Even after she's ditched her beloved high heels.

"This little lady in my belly throws off my balance" Simpson said recently. "I'm flat-footed, so cute flats and ballet slippers are comical on my feet."

For more musings on pregnancy, read these awesome Jessica Simpson quotes.

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Not that many years ago, Jessica Simpson was making hit records, starring in movies, and dominating gossip headlines as one of the hottest celebs around.

Now? She's posting Twitter videos of herself jamming candles in her ear.

You've probably stopped reading already, but if you're still around, this took place after Ken Paves told her putting a lit candle in her ear removes ear wax.

Ken is Jessica's BFF and hair stylist. He also has the most annoying laugh we've ever heard ... seriously, Kendra Wilkinson has just been dethroned there.

The funniest part? Jessica moaning like crazy. Is it because it's uncomfortable, or because the exploration of her ear with a warm, waxy substance just ...

Okay, that's enough. If you really have nothing better to do, watch it:

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Jessica Simpson was looking a little worse for the wear, which is a nice way of saying rough as hell, as she arrived at Beso in Hollywood, Calif., last night, to celebrate her longtime friend Ken Paves' birthday last night. Seriously. Rough.

Here's stylist Ken dragging his regular client ...

Jessica Simpson and Ken Paves

Jessica Simpson with Ken Paves, the only guy left who can tolerate her.

Ever since Tony Romo dumped her (reportedly for Natalie Smith), Jessica has kept a low profile, as she is supposedly reeling over her latest breakup.

Will she spend eternity alone? Link back up with John Mayer? Get back together with ex-husband Nick Lachey so that OK! Magazine can nut itself?

Who the heck knows. But click to enlarge more Jessica Simpson pictures from last night and be sure to comment on how you think she's doing ...

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Life is good for Mario Lopez.

Unlike fellow Saved By the Bell alumnus Dustin Diamond, the guy we grew to love as A.C. Slater isn't making amateur sex tapes, cheating his few remaining fans or appearing on crappy reality shows like Celebrity Fit Club in order to make money.

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No, since Lopez shot back to fame on Dancing with the Stars, he's been living it up, sleeping with Karina Smirnoff and chilling with Oscar De La Hoya, Eva Longoria and others.

The future Mrs. Tony Parker is seen with Lopez in the picture below (as well as the photo he's snapping), smiling ear to ear. Her mind is elsewhere, though - she's probably thinking about her fun bridal shower or her upcoming nuptials.

The other girl in this picture doesn't look as happy... or attractive. What the hell happened to Jessica Simpson, we have no idea. But even she knows she looks rough as hell at this point. This is a fashion wreck not even her large breasts can salvage.

Oh, and on the far left, we have Jessica's pal and celebrity stylist, Ken Paves. He's not straight, which is a-o-k with us - our only beef is that he's doing a terrible job with her hair. Isn't it your job to make Jess look hot? Get it together, K-Dog.

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