by Free Britney at . Comments

Nope! Just kidding! Keira Knightley was indeed out with her hunky man… but this is not a picture of her Pirates of the Caribbean co-star, Orlando Bloom.

It just looks like him. Are we wrong? No. This is Rupert Friend, though. Or should we call him Rupert Friend… With Benefits! Sorry. It's a slow day. 

Hope this clears up any confusion. Regardless of who the gaunt Keira Knightley is seen out and about with, there are a couple of constants:

  • She and Rupert Friend are not engaged, despite rumors to the contrary.
  • She is getting sick and tired of the damn skinny jokes celebrity gossip sites always make about her!
  • We are still scarred by the image of her getting railed from behind by that squid dude in that bizarre porn comic strip we came across.

by Mischalova at . Comments

Keira Knightley is sick of jokes about her tiny figure.

But we wonder if she has a problem with being depicted nude in sex scenes with her Pirates of the Caribbean co-stars. It's safe to assume that boyfriend Rupert Friend does, at least.

Scarlett Johansson Nude Photo

We raise this issue now that Sinful Comics has somehow decided to run hardcore porn comics of Knightley getting it on with Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom ... not to mention the Davey Jones squid character.

It's obviously an attention-grabbing maneuver, one that has grabbed our attention. While a Kim Kardashian sex tape is to be expected, we didn't see Keira getting so hot and heavy with a set of tentacles coming.

Pun ... intended!

What's next, Shrek bending Princess Fiona over his ogre-sized counter tops?

We sincerely hope not.

by Free Britney at . Comments

Keira Knightley is pissed.

No, not because she got rejected for a part in some hot new movie. Or because she and Rupert Friend are on the rocks. They're not. At least as far as we know.

Scarlett Johansson Nude Photo

The twig-like actress is pissed because of all anorexia rumors and talk of her having any number of eating disorders. She just wishes we would get a life and talk about something - anything - other than how ghastly she looks.

Her look in this pic says it all...

Sorry, Keira. Until you, Mischa Barton and Kate Bosworth decide it's not all that sexy to resemble skeletons, T.H. Gossip will be here live, cracking jokes on the World Wide Web.

So there. After what you've done to Angelina Jolie, you deserve it.

by Free Britney at . Comments

Looking ghastly as ever, Keira Knightley somehow musters the strength needed for a shopping excursion in London over the weekend. Man, she looks so damn HOTTT - in that really gaunt, bulimic and spooky kind of way...

Scarlett Johansson Nude Photo

Come on, Rupert Friend. The girl needs to eat! That's your responsibility. Get on it. At least we know Brody Jenner would try to get some nutrients inside Keira (among other things).

She can file lawsuits all she wants - there's no doubt that the gal needs to put on a few pounds. And by a few, we mean like 15-20. She's starting to look like Nicole Richie.

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

Keira Knightley is really thin.

But she's willing to go to court in order to prove she doesn't have an eating disorder. The actress is suing a British tabloid, saying it implied she lied about having an eating disorder.

Scarlett Johansson Nude Photo

At issue is a Jan. 11 story in the Daily Mail about a teenage girl who died of anorexia. It was illustrated with a shot of Knightley on a beach in a bikini.

The Pirates of the Caribbean actress, has "publicly denied suggestions that she might be anorexic or have a similar eating disorder," her lawyer, Simon Smith, said in a statement.

He said that any legal action will reiterate that denial. It might also include a Kate Bosworth photo in order to prove how much smaller actresses can get.

Knightley will "argue that the Mail's article suggests that she has dishonestly sought to mislead the public about whether she has anorexia or similar eating disorder and will show that she does not have anorexia."

Last summer, at the Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest London premiere, the girlfriend of Rupert Friend emphatically denied that she suffers from anorexia. "I don't have it. I'm very sure I don't have it," she said.

She added that it's not something to take lightly because members of her family have suffered from it. We do agree. And hope stars such as Mischa Barton have a sense of humor when we mock them for their weight.

by Free Britney at . Comments

Putting rumors of their breakup to rest, Keira Knightley and Rupert Friend, her boyfriend of several months, bundle up for a dinner outing in London on Monday. See below: 

Nice to see they're still an item. Maybe rumors of their split can finally be put to rest. A few lingering questions are not ready to be put to rest, however:

  • Why does Rupert Friend look like a serial murderer?
  • Why has Rupert Friend not had his hair cut since 2003?
  • How did Rupert Friend possibly land Keira Knightley?

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

First, there were reports that Keira Knightley and Rupert Friend were engaged. Then, they weren't. Now, we have no idea.

But we do have a couple of anonymous sources willing to talk about the relationship!

One pal (maybe it was Scarlet Johannson, they hang out a lot) said:

"Keira's a really loving girlfriend but she's so insanely busy with work ... She's done everything in her power to make Rupert feel important but he still complains that he doesn't get enough attention, and it's causing real friction."

Does that mean this couple will go the way of Bobby Brown and Whitney Houston?

Or is there still hope the pair will turn out like Prince William and Kate Middleton?

Another sources said Rupert has told pals he feels like the "fifth element," saying Keira puts family, friends, work and "everything else" before him.

The Hollywood Gossip says: suck it up, dude. You get to often make out with this beautiful star; we're left with nothing but Keira Knightley pictures.

Wanna trade spots?

by Free Britney at . Comments

It's October, and you know what that means -- lots and lots of Hollywood news, rumors and breasts here at the Gossip. Oh wait, that's every month.

What makes the 10th month of the year special is Halloween. Given that you always need a lot of ideas before narrowing them down, we've put together some great costumes for you to potentially use. See below, but beware: What you are about to see may scare the ever-loving $h!t out of you.

Lohan, Blonde Hair

Click to enlarge (note that you can only enlarge these stick figures by so much)!

Scary! Going as any of the freakish ghouls you see above (from left-to-right, Keira Knightley, Kate Bosworth, crystal meth fiend Nicole Richie, whoremonger Lindsay Lohan, and former OC slut Mischa Barton) is guaranteed to scare the crap out of everyone at your Halloween party. The only downside? No Halloween candy. And if you go as Lohan, you have to stay in character and get busy with at least four guys in the bathroom.

by Mischalova at . Comments

This is an article about Keira Knightley's breasts. Enough said, right, fellas?

Cleavage was one area the Pirates of the Caribbean star did NOT discuss in a recent Elle interview, but she still found time recently to comment on the treatment of her boobs on movie posters in America. The young star is annoyed that her shots are always photoshopped for the U.S.

Keira Knightley Elle Picture

"I don't have any tits, so I can't show cleavage," she bemoaned. "But you're not actually allowed to be on a magazine cover in the U.S. without at least a C cup because it turns people off."

The chest - and we use that term loosely - of Nicole Ritchie might disagree with that statement.

"Apparently they have done market research and found that women want to see no less than a C cup on other women. Isn't that crazy? So they make my tits bigger."

Knightley says market research in this country shows that men want to see women with no less than a C cup on their cover models. Those pigs!

On the King Arthur poster (pictured), Keira's chest was noticeably larger - but at least they asked her permission:

"Those things certainly weren't mine. I remember we had an interesting discussion when they said, ‘We want to make them slightly larger and you'll get approval', and I was like. ‘Okay, fine. I honestly don't give a shit'."

Neither do most men.

by Mischalova at . Comments

Once you finish guffawing over the brilliant pun use in our headline, make time to pick up the August issue of Elle magazine. In it, you'll hear Pirates of the Caribbean swashbuckler, Orlando Bloom, gush about his co-star, Keira Knightley.

"She hasn't picked up any sort of entourage," Bloom said. "She surrounds herself with friends and family, which is key to maintaining a sense of reality even when everything seems unreal. She just possesses that rare grounded quality."

Keira Knightley Purple Dress

You'll also hear from the cover girl herself on topics such as:

Her Oscar nomination:
"For ages and ages, everybody was going, ‘Oh, she's just a pretty face. She absolutely can't act.' And I was always going, ‘Well, maybe they're right; I don't know.' So that at least shut them up for a while."

Her performance in Pride & Prejudice:
"I still have nightmares about that film. I wake up thinking, Oh sh-t, I should have played it like that or I should have done this like that. I can't watch it because I'll just be going, ‘Why did you do that?'"

Whether she gets paid more to do nudity in films*:
"I've heard stories of actresses who, like, added a million to their contract if they did it, but I guess I started doing it so early on, people just go, ‘Oh, you don't have to pay her more to do it. You'd have to pay her to keep them on."

What body part she would change:
"I hate my legs. They're awful. I'd make them longer and less wobbly. And I'd tone down my ass. That I could do very simply by just working out, but I obviously don't want it that much."

Her digitally enganced boobs on the King Arthur poster:
"…they showed me the first copy and these things must have been double Es, and they were down to my knees. I was like, ‘I don't mind you making them bigger, but don't give me fâ€"king droopy breasts! They look like your grandmother's t-ts.'"

Whether she's a good girlfriend**:
"No, I'm awful. I always have freak-outs. I don't know why anyone puts up with me. I'm mostly an emotional wreck."

Rachel McAdams walking out on the nude Vanity Fair cover shoot:
"It was actually pretty undramatic as I remember it. Quite early on Rachel just said, ‘No, I'm not into that.' She's a lovely girl, and I really respect her for doing that…Both me and Scarlett [Johansson] said, ‘This is definitely something that we're up for.' So why not? It's something to show the grandchildren."

* Could someone let us know what movies Keira has been nude in?

** The Gossip volunteers to act as a boyfriend and find out about said emotion