Well, you can't win 'em all.
If rumors are to be believed Katy Perry is dating Robert Pattinson. She also just became the first celebrity to cover Cosmopolitan magazine in 62 different countries.
Needless, to say KP is on a roll. Or at least she was until today.
We're guessing by this point you've slammed your laptop shut or thrown your phone, but allow us to explain, anyway:
Actually, we can't. There is not explanation for this other than Katy apparently thought it would be a good ides to bleach her eyebrows, twist her hair into little knots like Crazy Eyes from Orange is the New Black...and take a selfie.