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British model Jordan now has slightly less enormous breasts, but has much bigger lips, and wants to be pregnant again by Christmas 2008. Got all that? Nice.

Yesterday, we talked about how Katie Price (Jordan) has a little sister, Sophie Price, who wants to be like Katie, sans huge boobs. Did Katie take this to heart?

Sloppy Katie Price

Below you will see Jordan arriving at London's Heathrow airport from L.A., where she supposedly had a breast reduction procedure. Although her official MySpace page said she ended up in the hospital from "a fall," she emerged with a pair of freshly injected lips and a pair of slightly less huge breasts. See below ...

Katie Price (or Jordan, whatever the hell you want to call her) now has a pair of slightly less huge boobs, but is boasting a significantly bigger pair of lips. Woo hoo!

The renowned large-breasted media whore - who already has two small children with husband Peter Andre (two-year-old son Junior and six-month old daughter Princess Tiamii) and a five-year-old son, Harvey, from a previous relationship with soccer star Dwight Yorke - wants another family member by next December.

Jordan / Katie Price - said: "I don't want to get pregnant again right now but would like to be pregnant by the end of the next year. I have actually been feeling broody since I had Princess Tiamii, but I need a break from being pregnant, so not yet."

Peter Andre is keen to start practicing for another baby, and thinks New Year's Eve would be the perfect time for his buxom wife to conceive. He says, and we quote:

"At midnight I want to be having a kiss in the toilet. It would be good to see in the New Year in with a bang! Hopefully by getting my wife pregnant!"

Good Lord.

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As 2007 draws to a close, it's time to reflect and pay tribute to the stars who made this a year to remember. On that note, The Hollywood Gossip is announcing its 10 finalists for its first annual Celebrity of the Year award.

They've given us their best, their worst and, in a more than a few cases, their naked pictures. Now it is time for us to give a little something back with this special feature, because without these celebrities, we are nothing.

We previously profiled attention-seeking, naked Celebrity Sex Tape Stars at #5. Now, without delay, we present Celebrity of the Year finalist #4 … Busty British Babes!

The past 12 months have seen at least that many pairs of giant boobs cross the Atlantic and get the attention of entertainment news outlets. They've belonged to a series of British models, none of whom appear to have discernible skills outside of the ability to remove their shirts when a camera is on.

Keeley Hazell Nude

It started in January with Keeley Hazell (above) and her sex tape leak.

Unlike other dishonest amateur porn stars, however, this model wasn't afraid to admit she was in on the release. This must have inspired other large breasted Englishwomen to realize the potential of getting naked in public, as Michelle Marsh and Lucy Pinder were soon flashing their chests in every magazine they could find.

From there, Katie Price became a household name. Although that name was often "Jordan," the modeling moniker she goes by for no apparent reason. Finally, Gemma Atkinson came on the scene and, well, also bared her body in various publications.

Indeed, these busty British babes of 2007 weren't very different from one another, but perhaps it was this similarity that earned them our respect.

Unlike American celebrities who think they possess actual skills - yes, we're looking at you Kim Kardashian and Heidi Montag - the Brits are simple people. They're real people, honest people.

Naked Lucy Pinder

They merely say, as Lucy Pinder is in the photo above: I have a big chest and I would like to earn money for showing it off. They don't try to be anything they're not. And for that Keeley, Lucy, Gemma and company, we salute you.

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On the set of their UK reality TV show, Kate and Peter, one of many notable British babes with huge breasts, Katie Price (a.k.a. Jordan), grabs a fistful of her husband, Peter Andre. She's clearly got him by the balls in this marriage. Check it out...

Katie Price, Underwear

An opportunistic Katie Price grabs a handful of Peter Andre's package.

Wow. And here we thought Victoria and David Beckham were some low-class media whores from across the Atlantic. They've got nothin' on this pair.

Get it? Pair? Nevermind.

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Normal? Katie Price giving everyone a crotch shot as she exits a car.

Abnormal? The British model wearing so much underwear during said crotch shot.

What's next, Britney Spears taking good care of her kids? Tila Tequila dressing in baggy clothing? Tony Romo spending a night alone?

You might see Leticia Cline in church before you see Katie Price wearing underwear again.

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Big. Voluptuous. Exposed.

When the subject is British model Katie Price, we can only be describing one thing: her hair.

Sloppy Katie Price

Take a look at the 'do Price is sporting below, as she launches her Jordan Haircare Electricals Range on Thursday in London.

The collection includes curling tongs, hairdryers and straighteners to help you achieve the sort of seductive look other models, such as Miranda Kerr, can only dream about.

We're not scared by the air. We're traumatized because this is not a photo of Katie Price nude. What's going on?!?

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We've kept you apprised on the vagina of Katie Price.

Now, the British model also known as "Jordan" is speaking out about updating her large boobs:

"My breasts have gone saggy after three children, so I want them perked up and made smaller. They'll still be big, but not as big and I'm going to go for the fake, American-style boob-job. I really love that."

Sure, who doesn't?

The next time we see Katie Price nude, she'll have a new set of fake boobs.

We already know Heidi Montag, Tara Reid and Kellie Pickler can speak on the talents of American plastic surgeons.

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Why doesn't Katie Price just leave the house naked at this point?

Pictured below, the British model also known as "Jordan" is heading out on the town with husband Peter Andre... and even he looks a bit ashamed at the plastic specimen seated next to him.

Would that dress even fit a toddler? It's conceivable Britney Spears or Tila Tequila wouldn't even go out in public in such an outfit.

Katie Price, Huge Boobs

We understand the world of English modeling is very competitive. But if you're trying to outdo Keeley Hazell, Katie, a skimpy dress won't cut it.

You've gotta get the bedroom cameras rolling.

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In case Katie Price nude photos weren't garnering this model enough attention, she figures talk - VERY detailed talk - about her most private of areas would do the trick:

I'm thinking of having my vagina tightened. After having three kids, I'd really notice the difference. By the time I'm finished I'll be like a nun.

Jordan: Married Woman

Nice image, Katie, thanks. But we prefer to read about Paris Hilton's pussy. At least it's cute.

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Move over, Britney Spears, you're not the only mother who can party all night, every night.

While Katie Price wore clothes on her way to Movida nightclub last night in London, that skirt is almost as short as the fuse celebrity gossip fans have for Tameka Foster or Spencer Pratt.

Alex Reid Drag Photo

Barely dressed in a piece of bright yellow fabric, the 29-year-old new mother of Princess Tiaamii (yes, you read that name correctly) is headed out on the town in the photo below. Let's just hope this large-boobed model found a babysitter for her children, the way we assume Britney does for Sean Preston and Jayden James.

Lord help us all.

 No Katie Price nude photo here. Just a shot of the attention-starved new mother going to a club. 

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Here's one occasion where it made sense for there to be Katie Price nude for once.

This British beauty typically sheds her clothes purely for attention's sake, but she did it this morning for the sake of giving birth.

Jordan: Married Woman

Hard to find fault with that.

Indeed, the model squeezed out a child at 8:49 a.m., with beaming hubby Peter Andre by her side.

The baby - who shares a birthday month with Sam Alexis Woods - is yet to be named.

She was delivered by caesarean section and weighed six pounds, 13 ounces.

"Peter Andre and Katie Price are happy to announce the birth of their first daughter," said a spokesperson for the couple.

"They are absolutely over the moon with the new addition to their family and delighted to have a sister for Harvey and Junior - it is a dream come true!

He went on to say that Price, also known as Jordan, will be resting in the hospital for a few days. It's unknown when she'll join fellow British babes, such as Sam Cooke, in getting naked for cameras again after this stay.

Meanwhile - in other celebrity news regarding those that are expecting - Tameka Foster and Usher just announced a baby is on tap.

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