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NOTE: This is the first, and very likely last time you will ever see the words "dignified" and "Katie Price" grouped together in the same sentence.

The busty model known as Jordan says that's what she's been doing every since her split from Peter Andre was announced May 11 - keeping quiet.

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Katie Price says every story written about her separation from Peter Andre is a fabrication - and has been Tweeting up a storm about it, to boot.

Denying any and all quotes that have been passed along to the celeb gossip world, some of Price's non-statements via her Twitter page include:

  • Please dont believe everything you read in the press theres lots of newespapers an mags ill be sueing when im back
  • this is such a awful time for us an i really appreciate all your mesages an support
  • im still keeping a dignified silence i have made no comments they are made up im heartbroken i never wanted any of this we all miss pete
  • nobody can fool the public an i love that xxxx
  • mmmm i smell set up pictures
  • no ok mag made it up I HAVE DONE NO INTERVIEWS OR COMMENTS
  • im so glad people are seeing im not talking to press an my side is made up quotes it will turn an your see the truth
  • i swear on my life i have done no exclusive interviews or comments neither have my friends to any mag or paper

There you have it, folks, in all its misspelled, sporadic glory: NO COMMENT! Also no word on whether Katie Price has really been sex-free since 2007.

Yesterday, we reported that two weeks after the split, Jordan wants to reconcile with her estranged husband, but that he wants nothing of the sort.

We may soon find out the real story. Katie Price is set to appear on Jonathan Ross' show Friday in the UK to give her first post-breakup interview.

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The devastated, dumped Katie Price, a.k.a. Jordan, has sensationally declared "I want Pete back," according to the UK's reputable News of the World.

The British model has admitted for the first time that she had made the "biggest mistake of my life" in driving away long-suffering hubby Peter Andre.

Katie Price, who turned 31 Friday, pleaded to the paper for a do-over: "I'll take Pete back tomorrow. I'll drop the divorce if he gives me another chance."

"If I only I could turn back the clock. I've made the biggest mistake of my life and it's all my own fault ... If I'd known I was driving Pete away so badly I would have pulled back. I don't want a divorce, I just want us back as a family."

It would be oh-so-convenient - and play right into the theory held by some observers that this is just a publicity stunt - if they got back together now.

However, it looks like the split is for real: Over the weekend, Peter Andre reportedly insisted there was absolutely no chance of him taking Jordan back.

After years of being mocked and bullied by his loose cannon spouse, with whom he has two small children, Peter Andre snapped after seeing pics of Price on a boozy night out in Bristol with pal and hunky dressage coach Andrew Gould.

A close friend of the pop singer said: "Pete will always love Kate but he didn't just walk away on a whim. This wasn't just about one drunken night."

"He left because of years of frustration ... It's sweet that Kate is realizing how much she has screwed things up, but it's not going to make a difference."

"Pete never wanted this to happen and it took a lot for him to walk away. At the moment there is no way back and I don't see that changing."

Peter spent yesterday at the seaside with his two children by Jordan - Junior, three, and Princess Tiaami, 21 months. It was the first time he had seen them since the split with Katie Price was announced almost a fortnight ago.

According to sources close to the large-breasted model, the access Jordan readily granted was seen as a clear sign of how much she wants Peter back.

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We wanted to believe it was all a publicity stunt. And we are still holding out hope. But maybe Katie Price means business in her split from Peter Andre after all.

She of the giant boobs has reportedly hired Paul McCartney’s top divorce lawyer Fiona Shackleton to protect her assets if the estranged pair heads to court.

Katie Price Album Cover

Shackleton repped the former Beatle during his messy breakup from Heather Mills, and famously received a jug of water upside the head after she managed to keep the majority of his fortune away from the high-energy, lunatic digger of gold.

She's certainly battle-tested, in any case.

Elsewhere, the British celebrity gossip magazines are having a field day and are predictably packed with lurid stories about the truth behind their split.

Among the rumors:

  • The reality TV stars haven't had sex in two years.
  • Katie Price reportedly said it was over ... a year ago.
  • Peter Andre may be compiling evidence about her parenting skills to try and win custody of their two small children.
  • It was "shocking photos" of Katie cozying up to a mystery man - her openly gay friend - that caused Peter to bag it.

Who knows what is true and what is mere celebrity gossip. But it's depressing, possibly exaggerated and untrue stuff, indeed. We do hope it is all a publicity stunt, if only for the kids. And so Katie and Peter will continue to entertain us.

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Thursday, we told you about an investigative report in Britain alleging the "shocking" breakup of Katie Price and Peter Andre was purely a publicity stunt.

It's an interesting theory - but the News of the World has a different one. According to that publication, the fantasy pin-up is divorcing for other reasons:

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The two have been sexless since 2007.

Katie Price, also known as Jordan, supposedly admitted recently that the first sign of the couple being on the rocks came when their sex life went quiet.

She told a friend: "We'd lost that passion in bed. I know it goes after a while for everyone but for us it had been so good, so important, so hot."

In a separate, emotional confession to pals, Peter said: "I've been saying for a long time it was a case of 'when' not 'if' we would get divorced. The relationship's been going under since 2007 but I was terrified of missing the kids."

A pal of Peter said: "Things haven't been right for [Katie and Peter] in the bedroom for almost two years now. To put it bluntly, Jordan stopped fancying him. This caused big problems because she has a huge sex drive."

HAPPIER TIMES: There hasn't been much of this lately for Katie and Peter.

Last week, Jordan was drunkenly flirting with her friend Andrew Gould and flashing her gigantic boobs for the camera (sphotos below). The pics turned up in the tabloids, and were supposedly the last straw for Peter, who said it was over.

Katie Price flew off to the Maldives with their two children leaving her husband with stepson, Harvey. Crushed, Peter Andre jetted to Cyprus to see his family.

As topless Jordan soaked up the sunshine with a blonde pal at a £2,000-a-night luxury villa on Rangali island she has been briefing friends at home on her trauma.

With three-year-old son Junior and 21-month-old daughter Princess Tiaami inside in the cool, she sobbed: "Pete has broken every promise he ever made to me."

"I'm in complete hell, this is a living nightmare. I could never imagine life without Pete but now I'm contemplating it because I don't know how I could go back."

Despite her fury, Jordan did admit she helped drive a wedge between the couple: "Don't get me wrong, I'm f*%king angry at Pete. He's acted like a c*%k. But I know I've caused some of this by not being the best wife in the world."

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While she insists that this week's split from Peter Andre was his idea, and that she is absolutely devastated, some sources suspect that the whole thing could be a tawdry publicity stunt cooked up by Katie Price herself.

She's got her fourth autobiography coming out soon, while he is about to release an album full of gut-wrenching ballads about losing the woman he loves.

Does sound like a Speidi-like publicity stunt, no?

About two weeks ago, the model formerly known as Jordan felt anxious, she confided, because she thought that she was simply not earning enough.

She had dyed her hair a plain brown because she said she was "fed up" with highlights, and cut down her longtime stylist's hours due to fiscal woes.

Having been in America for months, paying rent on a house in Malibu but not earning any money, the attention whore was starting to feel broke and forgotten. And nothing annoys an attention whore more than the threat of obscurity.

A source who spent time with Katie Price recalls ger grumbling about her "thunder thighs" and being even more bad tempered than usual with Peter.

It was then she started to talk about a "massive comeback."

Katie said she was going to reinvent herself in a spectacular way - which she did not specify - confiding that she was going on one of her juice-only detox diets.

These are the sort of actions to which the 30-year-old is prone, and few took notice, as she often talks about wanting to be the nation's biggest star again.

Now, of course, things look rather different.

The "shocking pictures" which are supposed to have ended the marriage are harmless. Peter was said to have lost his $h!t when he saw them, but Katie was merely "cuddling up" to international dressage rider Spencer Wilton - he is openly gay.

Wilton and Price are friends through their shared interest in riding and her commercial ventures with equestrian clothing. In fact, the two are so close that it's hard to credit that Andre did not recognize the "mystery hunk."

So if they have not split up thanks to those pics, have they truly split up at all? According to reports, the reality TV couple looked perfectly happy as they exited the trendy London restaurant Nobu on Saturday night, hand in hand.

And hadn't Katie been talking only last week about her plans to have a third child with Peter gladly concurring with the idea in his most recent magazine column?

The expose of the Price-Andre union continues. Follow the link to keep reading this article in the Daily Mail, and click to enlarge more pictures below.

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Shocking pics of Katie Price boozing with a mystery guy and flaunting her gigantic boobs were the last straw between herself and Peter Andre, The Sun (UK) reports.

The two announced their split yesterday - and now we know why.

Katie Price, Spotted Shirt

Peter had already been telling pals he was unhappy because things were growing strained between him and his high-maintenance wife. But then he just snapped.

The model known as Jordan looked like a complete mess at the Syndicate club in Bristol last Friday evening, guzzling vodka and snuggling up to a mystery man.

When her husband of five years saw photos in The Sun of Katie Price drunkenly slumped in a nightclub, her 32DD breasts spilling onto some dude, he'd had it.

These Katie Price pics allegedly made Peter Andre pack his bags.

Clubbers who were at Syndicate said there was no sign of the looming rift as Jordan looked like she didn’t have a care in the world. But a friend said: "To say [Peter] was furious is an understatement. It was the last straw."

One reveler added: "She had her wedding ring on but she just kept asking for more drink. She kept shouting, ‘I love Bristol!’ - she wanted to be noticed."

Really? Katie Price begging for attention? Shocking.

Price reportedly spent half an hour cuddling up to a man in a checkered shirt and whispering in his ear, although she ultimately left without the mystery fella.

However, club manager Steve Dew said that in the street, she planted a big on a man walking by. Maybe she'll look him up now that Peter's out of the picture.

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Five years, two children, several reality shows, a bunch of plastic surgery and countless topless photo shoots later, Katie Price and Peter Andre are splitting up.

The two met on the UK version of the show I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here, debuting in the U.S. this summer (complete with a Spencer Pratt rap song).

According to their publicists, Peter Andre, who is allegedly a singer, and Katie Price, the insanely large-breasted model formerly known as Jordan, have ironically requested "that the media respect their families’ privacy during this difficult time.”

Always amusing when attention-starved d-listers make such requests.

Giant Boobs Tie the Knot

Katie Price and Peter Andre are calling it quits after five years and countless annoying photo shoots together. We wish them the best toiling in obscurity solo.

The news is still sort of a shock for fans, as less than a week ago they announced plans to conceive a third child during an upcoming vacation in Cyprus.

“I’m aiming to plant my seed every night,” Andre told OK! It's a valiant goal, but one he'll be pursuing other places than Katie Price nude from now on.

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It's a battle of big boobs!

In an interview with Great Britain's The Sun, Pamela Anderson had harsh words for British model Katie Price. We don't know why, but we're excited to report them:

Katie Price, Underwear Pic

"I have no idea how she became famous. She shows off her kids all the time in TV shows - that's beyond low. I’d never do that. Kids can’t make that decision at that age, can they?”

We agree with the sentiment that children ought to be kept off reality TV shows (are you listening, Denise Richards?) - but is Anderson really unsure how Price became famous? We can think of two reasons:

  1. Large breasts;
  2. Naked pictures.

Sound familiar, Pam?

How will Katie Price respond to Pamela Anderson's critique? She may use her fake boobs as a weapon!

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This is weak.

We remember the days when a Katie Price nude shot was a work of exposed art, a fine effort by the British lingerie model to attract attention and milk every milisecond of her 15 minutes of fame.

Katie Price, Breasts

Now? It's like Price doesn't even care anymore.

There's no enthusiasm behind her flashing, no come hither expression, no chance of her being able to operate heavy machinery under her following state..

The weight of the world - and her monstrous fake boobs - is taking a physical toll on Katie Price.

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British model Jordan now has slightly less enormous breasts, but has much bigger lips, and wants to be pregnant again by Christmas 2008. Got all that? Nice.

Yesterday, we talked about how Katie Price (Jordan) has a little sister, Sophie Price, who wants to be like Katie, sans huge boobs. Did Katie take this to heart?

Sloppy Katie Price

Below you will see Jordan arriving at London's Heathrow airport from L.A., where she supposedly had a breast reduction procedure. Although her official MySpace page said she ended up in the hospital from "a fall," she emerged with a pair of freshly injected lips and a pair of slightly less huge breasts. See below ...

Katie Price (or Jordan, whatever the hell you want to call her) now has a pair of slightly less huge boobs, but is boasting a significantly bigger pair of lips. Woo hoo!

The renowned large-breasted media whore - who already has two small children with husband Peter Andre (two-year-old son Junior and six-month old daughter Princess Tiamii) and a five-year-old son, Harvey, from a previous relationship with soccer star Dwight Yorke - wants another family member by next December.

Jordan / Katie Price - said: "I don't want to get pregnant again right now but would like to be pregnant by the end of the next year. I have actually been feeling broody since I had Princess Tiamii, but I need a break from being pregnant, so not yet."

Peter Andre is keen to start practicing for another baby, and thinks New Year's Eve would be the perfect time for his buxom wife to conceive. He says, and we quote:

"At midnight I want to be having a kiss in the toilet. It would be good to see in the New Year in with a bang! Hopefully by getting my wife pregnant!"

Good Lord.

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