Katie Holmes

Katie Holmes is 32 years old. That's just nuts.

The actress (who marked the milestone Saturday) has been married to Tom Cruise for what seems like forever. Suri Cruise will be FIVE in April. Time flies.

Like her fellow birthday girl Christina Aguilera, Katie has been famous for so long, it's impressive how she keeps on shining and stays on an even keel.

Here's wishing her many more years of happiness. Now, a tribute of some of the best Katie Holmes pictures in recent years in honor of the big 3-2 ...

Come on Star.

At least the recent cover story about how Jason Trawick abused Britney Spears had shock value, even if it was lacking in some areas (namely facts).

Same with the new story about someone getting Amber Portwood pregnant. Unconfirmed, but certainly eye-opening ... and more or less believable.

But Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise on the rocks for the 47th time? Yawn. 

The worst part? Star can't even get its verb tenses straight.

First of all, you know it's not true. Second, TomKat is sooo 2008.

Also, hack tabloid editors, they can't be SEPARATED if she hasn't even left him yet, which the sub-heading implies by saying she's "leaving" Tom. Weak.

If you've got the goods on a Teen Mom pregnancy scandal AND the Miley Cyrus bong video (and the latter actually exists!), why not lead with those instead?

Pick it up, guys. You're capable of so much better.

Stop the presses.

We hope you're sitting down, because In Touch is about to drop a BOMB on you. Katie Holmes is not only sleeping in the guest room, she's on birth control!

After four years of marriage and only one child, one would kind of assume that, but hey. As for moving into the guest room, how would they possibly ... you know what, forget it. Just prepared to be shocked and awed by nothing:

For a supposed bombshell, this looks like a non-story.

Come on, ITW. With all the real (Teen Mom) and surreal (Brangelina) news potential out there, we'd think you could do better than this snoozefest.

We expect much better next week. At least give us some alleged sexual Tomfoolery on the Mission: Impossible 4 set if you're going the Katie route.

Tom Cruise. Katie Holmes. Cute little Suri. A broken home. We don't believe any of this is true, but it makes for a compelling celebrity gossip magazine cover.

Apparently there was nothing too juicy on Angelina's nanny this week, because Star decided to go the TomKat route. What is this, 2006? C'mon, guys. Weak.

While we love any reference to the "marriage deal" that binds them (because they're cyborgs and/or she's his beard, don'cha know), we just don't see it.

FALLING APART? Doubtful, but it sells magazines. Presumably.

Katie Holmes, Alicia Keys, Kim Kardashian and others have come out to Keep A Child Alive.

The organization provides care and support to families affected by HIV/AIDS in Africa and India, as readers can get donate $5 to the cause by texting the first names of any of the celebrities participating to 90999.

Keys and husband Swizz Beatz founded the charity. Says the former:

“With the launch of our BUY LIFE campaign, I am confident less people will needlessly have to die because of lack of proper care which means more children will still have parents to raise them and guide them. I’m never more inspired, then when I’m doing this!”

Katie Holmes is featured in the latest issue of Marie Claire and you won't believe this, but it's true: she speaks glowingly of husband Tom Cruise in the interview.

She also shoots down reports that she's pregnant again, although doesn't rule out another child down the line. Read excerpts from the article below.

On life with Cruise: It’s really exciting. Tom’s as big at home as he is on the movie screen. He’s so passionate about everything, whatever he’s doing. When he’s being a dad, he’s right there;he’s giving it his all. It’s inspiring and it’s fun. It’s an amazing life, but we always remind ourselves of how incredibly lucky we are.

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Katie Holmes may be ready for baby #2, but it ain't happening anytime soon. Don't let the cover below fool you, this is just boilerplate Life & Style crap.

If you actually read the article, it cites as "evidence" this quote: "It's just fabulous," she told Life & Style at an NYC screening of The Extra Man July 19.

"I'm very lucky. Very lucky."

She is referring, of course, to motherhood, not the fact that she's pregnant. Which she isn't. Although she did play into the magazine's hand a little bit.

BABY #2 IS COMING: For some other person, maybe. We can see L&S' confusion - touching one's stomach and liking ice cream are tell-tale symptoms.

Mrs. Tom Cruise has been playing an expectant Jackie O in the History Channel miniseries The Kennedys and is "positively beaming" during production.

In Canada, she's been "spotted fondly rubbing her prosthetic belly" and cooing over kids on set while spending mother-daughter time with Suri Cruise.

According to the publication, Katie has "made no secret" of the plan to give Suri a sibling. They've recycled this quote for four years now. Just saying.

What nonsense. At least they gave Jennifer Aniston the week off.

This is one of our favorite recycled stories in Hollywood.

If you've got nothin' some week and you've got magazines to print, this one's in the ol' "In Case of Emergency, Break Open Celebrity Gossip Glass" Vault.

For Star, this moment came for the second time in under two months. In early March, they ran an "expose" on Katie Holmes being held against her will.

This week, it's about her "tortured life" and why "she can never leave Tom." Why can't she? We haven't read the full made-up story, but we have theories:

1. She actually loves family life with Tom and Suri Cruise.
2. Money.

Yup, that about covers it. We look forward to reading the June edition, guys. Keep up the good work ... and look how miserable she looks in this old pic!

THERE IS NO ESCAPE: The clutches of Tom Cruise? Unbreakable.

To illustrate the hilarity of how frequently and blatantly the tabloids run with this one, click to enlarge past renditions of this classic gossip fable (although sometimes they decide to mix things up and make her pregnant instead):

Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise are so damn baby crazy, the couple is toying with the idea of having another one sometime between now and when they die.

That's all the cover story in OK! Magazine actually says, despite the implications of the cover posted below. AT LAST ... a completely manufactured non-story!

Seriously, did they furlough their entire staff? We know times are hard, but come on, we expect more from scribes at this fine celebrity gossip publication.

Really guys? That's all you got this week?

BEST NEWS EVER: And worst magazine cover.

What is true is that Suri Cruise is about to turn four. Her parents have "surprising news" in store, OK! claims, and that is that they may want another baby.

Someday. Here's the direct quote:

"A friend of the couple adds that despite already having an adopted son (Connor Cruise), Tom might like to have a biological son to pass on the gene pool."

Wow, he might like that? Enthralling. We can't wait to read about those possible desires and the Scientology regimen Katie must endure before conceiving.

While celebrity gossip tabloids and sites have been abuzz lately with Katie Holmes rumors, having apparently remembered she exists, it's much ado about nothing.

The recent speculation? That Tom Cruise got Katie Holmes pregnant, intensified by new photos of her visiting a doctor's office. But she says she's not expecting baby #2.

"Katie is not pregnant," her rep tells People.

Boo. She is, however, held against her will.

Katie Holmes is not pregnant. For the fourth straight year!

Also fueling the gossip are Katie Holmes pictures showing her wearing what many thought was maternity attire, although she may just be dressing in a frumpy way.

Regardless, she's happy, healthy, not with child and promoting her upcoming films, The Extra Man and The Romantics, while chilling with three-year-old daughter Suri.

"She is magical," Holmes said of her bundle of joy, who turns four this April. "She's growing up really, really fast." Kids tend to - though rarely as cutely as hers!