by Free Britney at . Comments

What a dick.

Techno music singer Moby has lashed out at Tom Cruise and his baby's mama, Katie Holmes, for putting their five-month-old daughter on the cover of Vanity Fair magazine, insisting they are using their baby as a publicity prop.

Carrying Suri Cruise

The family posed for a much-hyped 22-page spread in the October issue of the glossy publication, which was shot by celebrity photographer Annie Leibovitz under top-secret conditions. So secret that Suri Cruise had no idea what the hell was going on. Then again, she's five months old and wears a toupee. But no matter.

Here's what Moby had to say about Suri on his blog:

"Are you kidding me? Putting your child on the cover of Vanity Fair? Are they out of their minds? Using a child as a PR prop? Argh. In the grand scheme of things fame pales in comparison to family and child-rearing."

"I don't know Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, but I really cannot for a second fathom the mindset of parents who would sell pictures of their children and use their children to get better press coverage. I'm sorry, I try not to be too judgmental, but it's gross."

Well said, Moby. Well said. You may be a 40-year-old, hairless techno star (let's just let that sink in for a moment), and it may be your jealousy of Suri's hair talking... but you really hit the nail on the (bald) head with this one.

by Free Britney at . Comments

But.... what about me!?

Those were the words uttered recently by Tom Cruise's daughter, who is apparently distressed over the attention given to her half-sister, Suri Cruise. Okay, we have no idea if Isabella said that or is even resentful. Or how old she is. But what we do know is that Tom and his train-wreck fiancee / baby's momma, Katie Holmes, checked out Isabella's soccer game in West Los Angeles on Saturday afternoon.

Tired Suri

No word on if the team won, or if topless soccer mom Pamela Anderson was the opposing coach. Or, for that matter, whether Tom Cruise's buddy David Beckham (that dick) bothered to show up, or whether Isabella's mom, Nicole Kidman (she's hot), was in attendance. Or... wait for it... whether Suri's wig blew off in the wind. Oooooooga!

by Mischalova at . Comments

It's true, folks. As reported last night, Katie Couric presented the first-ever pictures of Suri Cruise to a national audience on the CBS Evening News.

In case you didn't tune in, however, have a look now:

Suri, Tom, Katie

In the Vanity Fair cover story, Katie Holmes talks about how "it's been heartbreaking" to see what's being said in the press about her family and her baby.

The Gossip hopes it didn't contribute to any motherly malaise. We were just curious to see the tyke. And she's adorable. Proud father, Tom Cruise, has proven that insanity really can pay off.

by Free Britney at . Comments

We know that crazy fiancee Tom Cruise just got his broke ass fired by Paramount pictures, but doesn't he have any money squirreled away somewhere? Sure he's in serious financial trouble and calling on billionaire investors to bankroll his flicks, but can't he afford to buy his poor fake baby's momma a wardrobe?

Katie Holmes Big Red

Seriously now. What the hell is Katie Holmes wearing? Is she even lucid at this point? She looks like a zombie in every picture we come across, brainwashed and ready to resign herself to a life of misery. Okay, maybe we shouldn't talk. My sister used to wear clothes like this. Then she turned eight. In 1989.

by Free Britney at . Comments

We've come across some pics of the newly-unemployed Tom Cruise and brainwashed, formerly hot fiancee Katie Holmes from their recent outing to Maestro's steakhouse. Nice work to whoever shot these... but you might want to turn the red-eye reduction feature on next time. Just a tip from the Gossip's photo editor.

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Photo

That's not all. We've also come across some images from the InStyle party recently attended by Holmes... and her Scientology handler. Not clear if the handler is pictured here... but Holmes is. And she doesn't look good. Somebody save Katie!

by Free Britney at . Comments

Katie Holmes has been transformed by Scientology, and not necessarily in a good way, recent reports suggest.

According to In Style magazine, Katie attended a celebrity girls-only party held by the publication -- but wasn't alone. A fellow partygoer told the magazine:

Katherine Holmes

"You weren't allowed to bring a guest with you. But Katie brought a guest, one of her Scientology 'handlers.' She was the only one that didn't come alone. Katie's minder kept a watchful eye and a close distance at all times. It was so creepy!"

"You couldn't really talk to her honestly and openly," the source added. "Katie looked dead in the eyes. She was not the same person she was before she met Tom... whenever [Katie] would leave the room, all the girls would talk amongst themselves about how strange she seemed and how bizarre the whole situation was."

Wow. Just when you thought the Suri Cruise mystery was as weird as this was going to get, we have a brainwashed, zombie Katie Holmes attending parties with a f%*king "handler." There was, admittedly, a point in time when T.H. Gossip would not have objected to "handling" Katie Holmes, if you know what we're saying. We're saying she used to be hot on Dawson's Creek.

Nowadays, though? The psycho train wreck future bride of Tom Cruise is looking kind of disheveled, and apparently is in rough mental shape as well. Pity.

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Crazy Hollywood power couple Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes helped comfort a pair of shaken accident victims Saturday night, People reports.

TomKat on the Red Carpet

A representative for the couple confirms that Cruise, 44, and Holmes, 27, traveled to Salt Lake City, Utah, for an exhibition soccer game, where their friend David Beckham and his team, Real Madrid, beat Real Salt Lake 2-0. On the way back from the airport, the couple pulled over on the 101 Freeway in Los Angeles to come to the aid of a couple who had apparently just been in a car accident.

The engaged pair and possible parents of 4-month-old daughter Suri Cruise checked to make sure the passengers, Jon Henningsen and his wife, were not seriously injured, then waited with them until police and fire department personnel arrived on the scene.

The Gossip just has two questions:

  • Who was the PR genius who concocted this one? If you want to deflect the attention away from the Suri mystery, people, at least make up something like Tom diving off a pier to save a drowning child.
  • How is Tom Cruise friends with David Beckham? He plays soccer! In Europe! Why does no one explain these things!?

by Free Britney at . Comments

It looks like Suri Cruise is real after all.

Okay, we're not willing to concede that. Not by a long shot.

Celebrity Mom and Daughter

Nevertheless, a couple of superstar friends of the Gossip, the venerable x17online.com and pinkisthenewblog.com, are doing some of the most stellar investigative work we've seen in an attempt to debunk the Suri myth. We're not sure how in the heck they got these pics, or if they're even real, but it is our duty to bring them to you just the same. After all, Hollywood news and rumors are two of the three things we promise our readers.

UPDATE: Suri Cruise is REAL!

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Both TMZ and the New York Post (listed in order of journalistic integrity) report that Suri Cruise may finally make her appearance in Vanity Fair.

Suri, Tom, Katie

That magazine's legendary sleuth, Graydon Carter, has apparently struck again as Vanity Fair nabbed the coveted first snaps of the still-possibly-fake baby of Tom Cruise and rough-looking fiancee Katie Holmes, who's now almost three-and-a-half months old if she actually exists. Which the exclusive T.H. Gossip Poll says is bull$h!t.

The pictures, according to the Post, were shot by Annie Leibovitz and will appear sometime in the fall, though there's no word on when the photo shoot might have taken place. Shockingly, neither Cruise nor the magazine had comment.

The news comes on the heels of a Cruise spokesman's insistence that the couple isn't reluctant to show off their baby. Just last week, Penelope Cruz became the latest celebrity witness to the child's existence. Tom's former fling later clammed up about it, however. Perhaps because it never happened? Vote in our poll and let us know what you think.

by Free Britney at . Comments

We're going on three and a half months since the supposed birth of Suri Cruise, and the shroud of secrecy has yet to be lifted.

No pictured have surfaced of the daughter of insane actor Tom Cruise and his younger, rough-looking fiancee Katie Holmes, allegedly brought into this cruel world April 18. Some celebrities claim to have seen her, but no one believes Leah Remini and/or Jada Pinkett Smith. Or that other chick named Cruz. Come on.

TomKat Leaving Manhattan Hotel

To some, this has become a holdout of staggering proportions. Some, T.H. Gossip included, have come to think of it as a conspiracy. Clearly, if you look at the results of our POLL (above, right), we're not the only ones.

The whereabouts of baby Suri has become so hotly debated that some columnists are calling her the Loch Ness Monster (right).

Just the same, TomKat insists that pics of Suri will be released shortly, according to a spokesman.

One rumor regarding the little one's absence from the public eye is that her photos didn't get high enough bids on the open market. Another is that her protective pop is worried about kidnapping threats. His spokesman is quick to deny that buzz, however, and even denies that Cruise is reluctant to show Suri at all.

"He hasn't been reluctant," spokesman Arnold Robinson said. "They will be making a decision to release the photographs [of Suri] shortly."

MSNBC asked whether the pics be released to a single or a select few media outlets, or whether it will be a general release.

"That's part of the decision they'll be making shortly," he said.

Katie Holmes Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Toledo, Ohio
Full Name
Kate Noelle Holmes

Katie Holmes Quotes

"Becoming a mother has been the most amazing experience—in an instant you become strong. You have to be a little bit wiser; it's the most important job you have in the world."

Katie Holmes [on being a mom]

"As a woman, you make the transition from being singe to [being] a partner. I have a teammate."

Katie Holmes [on married life]
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