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Katie Holmes has reportedly gone through a dramatic weight-loss regimen to "get herself in shape." But why the intense effort?

  • Because she idolizes Nicole Richie?
  • So she can resume her acting career?
  • So she can fit her crazy ass into a wedding dress?

All of the above are solid theories... but with rumors of impending TomKat nuptials swirling, we have to believe the latter is most credible.

Katie Holmes Hair Disaster 230

According to a report this weekend, her baby's daddy, Tom Cruise has been "eager" to get Katie to get fit, and that evidently she's done him proud.

"Katie has lost a lot of weight. A lot," an observer tells MSNBC. "I've heard that Tom was eager to get her back in shape. Looks like she made him happy. And then some."

The prevailing buzz, of course, is that the wedding of Suri Cruise's crazy parents is imminent, and Cruise's rep, Arnold Robinson, has maintained all along that the pair will be getting married sometime this fall.

If only they'd tell us when and where. They're making it awfully hard for T.H. Gossip to crash the thing! Jerks.

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Some news vendors in L.A. believe members of the Church of Scientology are buying up multiple copies of Vanity Fair's October issue to make sure that the issue is a huge seller.

Philip Hovan, who owns a local newsstand near a number of Scientology-owned businesses, says he has sold three times the number of magazine -- which features the long-awaited baby Suri Cruise pictures -- he normally does.

Cruisin' For a Bruisin'?

"People have been buying five or six copies each," he says.

And so goes the desperate TomKat image rehab campaign. Have fun with your 5-6 copies, you psychos.

Meanwhile, in other Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes news, the pair are to star in a film together. Sources say Katie has been looking to re-launch her career and it seems that she and Tom will appear in a joint project.

"Tom is looking for a movie that will make the most of their chemistry," a source tells In Touch Magazine. "He's devoting himself to putting together a project that will not only make Katie a bona fide star, but will put him back in the good graces of the movie-going public."

They've got work to do. Look at Katie in this picture! Forget image rehab, get this woman into detox, ASAP. Must... cleanse... mind... with... classic Katie Holmes pic...

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The Hollywood Gossip lives in the present, bringing you the juiciest and most absurd celebrity news each and every day. But that doesn't mean there aren't days when we long for the past... the days when men were men, when the CW was still the WB, when Britney Spears wasn't married to that ass bag K-Fed and Lindsay Lohan was just a nice young actress trying to make it in this world.

The newest addition to our Classic Celebrity Pictures gallery is none other than the once-fabulous Katie Holmes. It seems hard to believe that the better half of TomKat and the mother of fake baby Suri was once the sweet, normal-looking girl who captured our hearts on the hit TV series Dawson's Creek. See below.

Nice Hat (NOT)!

Wow. Great stuff. We must bring back the real Katie Holmes! Leave us a comment using the link below if you want to join our campaign. Free Katie!

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In recent weeks we've brought you the ramblings of Bill Simmons, a.k.a. The Sports Guy on ESPN.com. But it turns out there's more to Bill's love of pop culture than we previously believed. His wife, affectionately termed the Sports Gal, weighs in on everyone's favorite brainwashed celeb couple, TomKat, in his latest column! Here's what she had to say:

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Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes Image

Last Saturday afternoon I took our daughter to La Cienega Park in Beverly Hills. There was a kid's soccer game going on and I noticed a big circle of paparazzi crunching around two people. So we moved towards them and it was Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes!

The first thing I noticed was that they were the same height -- he must have been wearing lifts and either she was wearing flats or he had her ankles removed. No way they're the same height. His hips were five inches higher than her hips. But I ended up feeling really bad for them. The photographers were literally two feet from their face and moving as they moved. They just wanted to watch his kid's soccer game.

Then I was thinking about Katie and what her life is like -- she just lost the baby weight and probably still feels fat all the time, but every time she leaves her house, she has to look good enough to be photographed from two feet away. This would drive me nuts and now I understand why most female celebrities end up being nuts. No wonder Kate Bosworth hasn't eaten since 2003. I also felt bad for the other kids in the game.

They're just trying to play soccer and then 40,000 photographers show up. That's not fair. All the celeb kids should be forced to play in celeb youth leagues so normal kids can play soccer in peace. Celeb kids are just going to be screwed-up adults some day, it's not like they have a chance. Normal kids do.

Anyway, I felt bad for Tom and Katie for two days until Bill showed me how they were sitting in the front row of the Redskins game and obviously hoping to get shown on TV over and over again. Now I'm wondering if they alerted the paparazzi ahead of time about the soccer game. They probably did. I hate Hollywood. We need to get out of here.

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As an actor whose movie plots typically revolve around romance, action and a healthy dose of suspense, Tom Cruise likes to keep the plots of his many flicks closely under wraps.

Now he's doing the same with the production of a lifetime -- his wedding to Katie Holmes.

Tom and Connor

But he's planning on making an honest woman out of his baby's mama very soon, according to Holmes' friend and the president of the Rock & Republic fashion line, Andrea Bernholtz.

"All I really know is that the wedding is soon! They will surprise us all," she said.

The Gossip has learned that after a 15-month engagement, the couple have finally set a wedding date, and it's going to happen in the next 3-6 weeks, a source close to the twosome tells T.H.

The couple's rep, Arnold Robinson, says that the wedding is still in the planning stages, and that they're really excited about it. TomKat has always said they will be married by the early fall, and they are still in that window. They can't wait.

Why did Holmes and Cruise -- whose whirlwind courtship started April 18, 2005, exactly a year before Suri Cruise was born -- wait until now to finally walk down the aisle? Why does Cruise do anything? As recent Tom Cruise pictures indicate, the man is clearly not sane. So any speculation we can offer is pretty pointless. Which is not to say we won't offer it.

Which designer did Holmes pick for her wedding gown?

How did the couple think their Vanity Fair Suri pics came out? What's up next in their careers?

For more details on TomKat's big day and what's in store for the future, stay tuned to T.H. Gossip, the ultimate celeb news source.

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What a dick.

Techno music singer Moby has lashed out at Tom Cruise and his baby's mama, Katie Holmes, for putting their five-month-old daughter on the cover of Vanity Fair magazine, insisting they are using their baby as a publicity prop.

Carrying Suri Cruise

The family posed for a much-hyped 22-page spread in the October issue of the glossy publication, which was shot by celebrity photographer Annie Leibovitz under top-secret conditions. So secret that Suri Cruise had no idea what the hell was going on. Then again, she's five months old and wears a toupee. But no matter.

Here's what Moby had to say about Suri on his blog:

"Are you kidding me? Putting your child on the cover of Vanity Fair? Are they out of their minds? Using a child as a PR prop? Argh. In the grand scheme of things fame pales in comparison to family and child-rearing."

"I don't know Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, but I really cannot for a second fathom the mindset of parents who would sell pictures of their children and use their children to get better press coverage. I'm sorry, I try not to be too judgmental, but it's gross."

Well said, Moby. Well said. You may be a 40-year-old, hairless techno star (let's just let that sink in for a moment), and it may be your jealousy of Suri's hair talking... but you really hit the nail on the (bald) head with this one.

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But.... what about me!?

Those were the words uttered recently by Tom Cruise's daughter, who is apparently distressed over the attention given to her half-sister, Suri Cruise. Okay, we have no idea if Isabella said that or is even resentful. Or how old she is. But what we do know is that Tom and his train-wreck fiancee / baby's momma, Katie Holmes, checked out Isabella's soccer game in West Los Angeles on Saturday afternoon.

Tired Suri

No word on if the team won, or if topless soccer mom Pamela Anderson was the opposing coach. Or, for that matter, whether Tom Cruise's buddy David Beckham (that dick) bothered to show up, or whether Isabella's mom, Nicole Kidman (she's hot), was in attendance. Or... wait for it... whether Suri's wig blew off in the wind. Oooooooga!

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It's true, folks. As reported last night, Katie Couric presented the first-ever pictures of Suri Cruise to a national audience on the CBS Evening News.

In case you didn't tune in, however, have a look now:

Suri, Tom, Katie

In the Vanity Fair cover story, Katie Holmes talks about how "it's been heartbreaking" to see what's being said in the press about her family and her baby.

The Gossip hopes it didn't contribute to any motherly malaise. We were just curious to see the tyke. And she's adorable. Proud father, Tom Cruise, has proven that insanity really can pay off.

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We know that crazy fiancee Tom Cruise just got his broke ass fired by Paramount pictures, but doesn't he have any money squirreled away somewhere? Sure he's in serious financial trouble and calling on billionaire investors to bankroll his flicks, but can't he afford to buy his poor fake baby's momma a wardrobe?

Katie Holmes Big Red

Seriously now. What the hell is Katie Holmes wearing? Is she even lucid at this point? She looks like a zombie in every picture we come across, brainwashed and ready to resign herself to a life of misery. Okay, maybe we shouldn't talk. My sister used to wear clothes like this. Then she turned eight. In 1989.

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We've come across some pics of the newly-unemployed Tom Cruise and brainwashed, formerly hot fiancee Katie Holmes from their recent outing to Maestro's steakhouse. Nice work to whoever shot these... but you might want to turn the red-eye reduction feature on next time. Just a tip from the Gossip's photo editor.

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Photo

That's not all. We've also come across some images from the InStyle party recently attended by Holmes... and her Scientology handler. Not clear if the handler is pictured here... but Holmes is. And she doesn't look good. Somebody save Katie!

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