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Mmm... steak.

Newlyweds Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes and their usual group of pals - a group including a non- nude Victoria Beckham, Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony - hit up Cruise's favorite eatery, Wolfgang Puck's Cut steakhouse in Beverly Hills yesterday, inhaling steaks before their much-anticipated post-wedding party scheduled for this weekend.

Tom Cruise and Fans

The dinner was a warm-up for Saturday's Scientology freak show lovely wedding reception, being thrown by Tom's business partner, Paula Wagner, who is opening up her L.A. home.

Know who won't be there? The Hollywood Gossip staff. For whatever reason, in spite of our fair and comprehensive coverage, we keep getting snubbed by TomKat. Hard. Also, Oprah Winfrey, who somehow can't worm her way onto the guest list. Sorry, Big O.

Who cares, really, about this snoozefest. TomKat has some seriously lame friends. If someone invited Kristin Cavallari and Lauren Conrad, now that would be worth sneaking into. Oh who the f%*k are we kidding. We'd go anywhere there's free booze.

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A romantic honeymoon in the Republic of Maldives ended this morning for Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, who took their precious baggage to the airport. They also brought along their cute little Asian baby, Suri Cruise.

Suri Eyes Bounty

The family was reportedly heading home on Cruise's private jet. Much as we love bashing TomKat, we have to say that this impromptu family portrait is awfully cute. Except for the fact that Katie looks topless and like she's a zombie possessed and controlled by Scientology operatives. Sorry, couldn't resist. Loons.

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As is the case with most weddings, TomKat sealed its nuptials with a kiss.

Three long, awkward minutes later, Tom Cruise finally released his bride from his locked lips. Katie Holmes hasn't been heard from since.

Tom Cruise Fan

Ok, that's not true. But the ever-lasting make out session did inspire Good Morning America to think back to other well-known neckings. Here are a few:

MOST INFAMOUS KISS: Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley proved their love at the 1994 MTV Video Music Awards. Tongues were shown, bodies were groped, viewers lost their appetities for days. And the couple divorced two years later.

BIGGEST SURPRISE KISS: Adrian Brody tried to channel his inner sexual chocolate with Halle Berry at the 2003 Oscars. It was awkward.

BEST KISS-OFF: Without question, it's Britney Spears' recent dumping of Kevin Federline.

The only thing K-Fed should be be puckering up for these days is some alone time with memories of a time where people at least knew him as the husband of someone famous.

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It's official: TomKat is a lawfully wedded psycho couple marital unit.

The crazy Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes exchanged vows Saturday in front of more than 150 guests at the Odescalchi Castle in Lake Bracciano, Italy.

Cameron and Tom

"The wedding was absolutely beautiful," says a guest.

Way to elaborate and enlighten us, "guest."

With thousands of fans, photographers and TV cameras watching from afar, Cruise and Holmes were joined by family - Katie's dad, Martin, walked her down the aisle - and a slew of celebrity pals, including Will and Jada Pinkett Smith, Brooke Shields and Chris Henchy, Victoria Beckham (below, right), Jennifer Lopez, Jim Carrey and alien life forms others.

The sunset ceremony was performed by a Scientology freak minister. The wedding party included Cruise's children, Isabella and Connor Cruise (below, left).

The best man was Cruise's best friend, David Miscavige, who happens to be the head of the Church of Scientology. Gulp. That's brainwashing, Holmes. Katie's sister, Nancy Blaylock, served as the matron of honor.

Initially, there were questions about whether Cruise and Holmes' marriage on Saturday was official - the Mayor of Bracciano, Italy, said the couple needed to have a civil ceremony in town in order to make it legal - Cruise's reps say TomKat took care of it beforehand.

"As is customary for couples marrying outside of the U.S., Cruise and Holmes officialized their marriage in Los Angeles prior to their departure for Italy," according to the statement.

Boooooooooooo!

For her "dream cult wedding," Holmes wore an off-the-shoulder Armani gown with an ivory silk train adorned in Valenciennes lace and Swarovski beaded crystal embroidery. She accessorized her gown with an ivory tulle floor-length veil and ivory silk shoes. Armani, which outfitted the entire event (save for Katie's $340 thong and trademark K-Mart casual wear, of course) also supplied the bride's champagne evening gown for the reception.

Saturday's wedding started on a damp note, with scattered rain throughout the morning. Holmes and 7-month-old daughter Suri Cruise were escorted into the castle under a cluster of green umbrellas. A little over an hour later, the groom was escorted from the Hassler hotel in Rome to Lake Bracciano 18 miles away. With the sun going down, candles lit up the perimeter of the 15th-century castle as limos carrying guests drove through the gates.

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Believe it. Suri Cruise, the reclusive little Asian baby, made a surprise, rare public appearance with her mother, Katie Holmes, and her dad, Tom Cruise, at City Hall in Rome. She looks tired. Probably from watching Tom run around the house like a loon and jumping on furniture every day. The guy is straight up insane. Anyway, here are the Suri pics:

Curtain Call

TomKat is now making preparations to get married Saturday in Rome, after Katie's parents reportedly a hissy fit that the couple planned on getting hitched at a Scientology church. Amazing. We can't imagine why they'd object to her being brainwashed by a cult. Or buying a $340 thong. These things make perfect sense.

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The real story isn't Katie Holmes' Armani-designed wedding dress. Nor is it that baby Suri Cruise wishes to God she had the motor skills and brains to stage an elaborate escape from TomKat's mansion.

The real story, friends, is what Katie will be wearing on her wedding night, long after the Scientology brainwashing cult wedding ceremony is over.

Katie Holmes Topless

According to MSNBC, Tom Cruise's fiancée recently hit La Bra Lingerie in W. Hollywood and spent over $3,000 on lacy intimates, more than $1,000 of which was for a "bridal collection" set.

Yes, Katie Holmes, 27, picked up the Chantilly lace bridal collection, which includes a bra that cost $440, a $340 thong, a garter belt for $220, and silk stockings that went for $95 -- for a total of $1,190.

Who pays $340 for a thong? We have never heard of something more absurd. Except for anything involving Anna Nicole Smith.

Additionally, the bride-to-be nabbed a silk nightgown and a matching robe trimmed with ostrich feathers that set her back $620, a lace bra decorated with Swarovski crystals for $380 and matching thong with crystals for $175, as well as two sets of silk pajamas and matching robes at $425 each.

"They weren't all white -- and they certainly weren't virginal," a source told MSNBC. "But she's a mom, so I guess that's appropriate."

Looks like Tom Cruise is going to have his hands full next Saturday night after his wedding... almost as much as Eva Longoria will with Beyonce! Not. Sadly.

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Tom Cruise is determined to give his children a normal life, even if his own is about as far from it as humanly possible.

Yes, it was just another Saturday, and another TomKat soccer game sighting in Hollywood.

Open Doors

Cruise and his soon-to-be wife, Katie Holmes, were seen at his daughter Isabella's soccer match, where Cruise was kind and accomodating to the hordes of paparazzi that follow his every move.

Never one to shy away from camera attention, the Scientology lover made sure that everyone got a shot of him with his baby's mama, and even helped one photographer restore his balance after accidently bumping into him.

After the media attention finally died down, Tom and Katie managed to suck. Down some iced coffee through straws, while watching one of the more boring spectator sports out there. Don't ever say he's not a good dad for enduring that snoozefest week after week!

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If you thought the Scientology way of giving birth (no speaking!), you won't believe what those freaks do at weddings.

MSNBC is reporting that the wedding of TomKat is going to be conducted in the traditional style of the Scientology CULT "religion," with the groom addressed as the "Man" and the bride addressed as the "girl."

The Cruises

The name of the "girl" will not even be spoken, and she is only referred to as "girl" or "you" by the handler. Er, minister. Tom Cruise's name will be declared to all who attend, of course.

If the Cruise-Holmes wedding really turns out to be a Scientology ceremony -- as has been widely reported -- any feminists in attendance might be a tad miffed, to say the least. Even a cute, little, irate Suri Cruise might get up and leave!

So would Stephen Baldwin, no doubt, if he were invited. Which we are going to go out on a limb and guess that he's not.

The vows for a Scientology wedding are more than a tad strange. Quoting from the book "The Background Ministry, Ceremonies & Sermons of the Scientology Religion," MSNBC reports that the minister asks a bride:

And do you take
His fortune
At its prime and ebb
And seek
With him best fortune
For us all?
Do you?"

The minister then tells the groom:

Now, (Tom Cruise),
girls need clothes
And food and
Tender happiness and frills
A pan, a comb, perhaps a cat
All caprice if you will
But still
They need them.
Do you then
Provide?
Do you?

Do you, well, do you, do you? Huh? Eh? Eh? Answer! Good God. The staff at T.H. Gossip feels that Katie Holmes should take whatever dignity she has left and bolt for the door with Suri in tow. This Scientology crap is not only demeaning, it's just plain strange. Run for it -- girl!

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Nothing mends a celebrity rift like meds a baby.

Katie Holmes seemed to forget the firestorm of controversy created by her fiancee with regard to Brooke Shields this weekend when she ran into Tom Cruise's former abuse-target at a private party in Los Angeles.

That Hat Sucks

Katie's face lit up as she gazed upon Brooke's daughter, Grier, and the love-fest (however staged) continued throughout the conversation.

Whether this is a public charade or not, it looks like most of the ill will concerning Cruise's bashing of and subsequent apology to Brooke about her use of medication for her post-partum depression seem to have melted away.

Hey, there's no such thing as a chemical imbalance. Let's just leave it at that and move on, shall we? Are playdates with Suri Cruise and Grier far behind? One can only hope.

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After a year and a half of anticipation, on October 20, friends and family of Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise finally got what they have been waiting for: confirmation that Suri Cruise is not real a wedding invitation!

Us Weekly learned exclusively that guests were notified late in the day to be free the weekend of November 16-19. The couple's rep, Arnold Robinson, confirms the wedding will take place November 18 in Italy -- "All those details are correct," he said, adding that "proper security measures are being taken to keep the vows private."

Trying to Look Taller

The invites are just the latest detail scratched off the couple's "I do" to-do list. Italian designer Giorgio Armani has confirmed that he will create Katie Holmes' wedding dress.

"When I am asked by a friend to make a wedding wardrobe, it goes straight to my heart," Armani, who will also whip up Cruise's wedding wear, said. "It really is an honor to play a small role in that milestone moment."

Milestone? Give T.H. Gossip a break, George. Tom Cruise is marrying for the third time, it's really old hat by now.

In any case, it's been a long, strange trip for Holmes, 27, and Cruise, 44, who have been engaged since June 2005. For months now , Cruise's cursory answer to wedding-date questions was, "summer," then, as summer passed, "soon," but now it looks like everything is falling into place for TomKat.

Yay. We've received our invite and have penciled in the date. We may have to re-schedule a prior squash tournament, but these are the sacrifices we make for our friends.

Katie Holmes Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Toledo, Ohio
Full Name
Kate Noelle Holmes

Katie Holmes Quotes

"Becoming a mother has been the most amazing experience—in an instant you become strong. You have to be a little bit wiser; it's the most important job you have in the world."

Katie Holmes [on being a mom]

"As a woman, you make the transition from being singe to [being] a partner. I have a teammate."

Katie Holmes [on married life]
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