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In case the world needed proof that even supermodels sometimes dislike their bodies, Kate Upton's boobs, she says, are too big and making life hard.

(Among other things. Ahem.)

But seriously folks. The 21-year-old Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition cover model says she wishes for smaller boobs "every day of [her] life." 

"Every single day, I'm like 'Oh, man, it would be so much easier,'" she said, adding, "especially if people didn't constantly bring them up."

Uh, Kate, when you have THAT rack and you model in your underwear, they sort of become a topic of conversation all on their own, you know?

The Kate Upton GIFs below. help illustrate just how great her boobs are, BTW. So why does Kate say she wants smaller boobs? Because fashion!!

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Kate Upton stars in The Other Woman as ... the other woman that Leslie Mann's husband is cheating with. The film features Kate Upton in a bikini.

If you're still reading this after that last statement, the plot involves a woman (Cameron Diaz) who learns that her boyfriend is married. It's a tough blow.

But when she accidentally meets the guy's wife (Leslie Mann), she realizes they have much in common, and they become unlikely friends as a result.

Then, when yet another affair is discovered (cue Kate Upton bikini action!), all three women team up to plot mutual revenge on the cheating a$$hole.

Heck, we'd watch it. Leslie Mann is hilarious and what they're saying about Kate's body in the clip below is not something you could consider untrue:

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Carol Alt, who covered the 1982 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, is not what you'd call impressed by 2012, 2013 and 2014 cover girl Kate Upton. Like at all.

  • Carol Alt Picture
  • Kate Upton in Black

"What I don't understand with Kate [Upton] is what's all the hullaballoo," Alt, 53, said of the 21-year-old beauty. "There are many covers of Sports Illustrated."

"I don't get what the hullabaloo is. I think what it is is that in this moment there's just so much social media and that's why she's had more word of mouth."

While she may not get the mass appeal, Alt is not dissing Kate Upton personally; Carol says she's as just as deserving of her success as the others.

Therein likes the issue, though, as far as she's concerned. The hype.

"I like Kate, she's a pretty girl," she continued. "But all the girls are nice, and all the girls are pretty. Every cover, to me, deserves to be talked about."

Well yes, but this is worthy of SOME hullaballoo ... don't you think?!

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Kate Upton is running it back (to back to back)! The 21-year-old beauty has landed on the cover of Sports Illustrated for the third consecutive year after all!

Sort of.

Chrissy Teigen, Nina Agdal and Lily Aldridge grace the front cover of the 50th Anniversary issue of the SI Swimsuit edition. This year, Kate gets the back cover.

Kate Upton in Vogue 2014

Sports Illustrated revealed the bonus backside cover featuring Kate Upton today. On it, she flaunts her cleavage in a pink bikini in the Cook Islands.

Needless to say, she's smoldering as always. The supermodel previously showed off her famous curves on the iconic swimsuit issue cover in 2012 and 2013.

If there's any doubts that she's happy for her model colleagues, Kate put them to rest, congratulating the aforementioned trio of bikini babes on Twitter.

"OMG! So happy for @LilyAldridge @chrissteigen and @NinaAgdal!!" she wrote on February 14. "What a gorgeous cover!! Loving the booty for vday."

Also gorgeous? The Kate Upton photos after the jump. Safe to say Sports Illustrated outdid itself again in its bid to accelerate climate change:

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Kate Upton absolutely sizzles in Sports Illustrated once again this month, as the magazine's 2014 Swimsuit Issue features the former cover girl in all her bikini-clad glory.

It's possible Kate is getting even hotter with age ... though she is only 21.

Kate Upton Vogue 2014 Photo

As the cover model for the world famous magazine in 2012 and 2013, and one of SI's top "rookies" in 2011, she and the publication go back a long way.

A long and very smoldering way. Seriously, thank you Sports Illustrated.

While she passed the crown to Chrissy Teigen, Lily Aldridge and Nina Agdal for this year's cover, Kate still makes her presence felt in the annual swimsuit spectacular.

Scroll through the Kate Upton photos below and see for yourself!

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There are bikini photos, and there is perfection that is Kate Upton.

Kate first took over the world covering SI's annual swimsuit issue in 2012, posing, giggling, Dougie-ing and Cat Daddy-ing into our hearts ever since.

There are things online, and in life, that are overrated. Kate Upton modeling/dancing in bikinis is not among them. Like Richard Sherman, she is simply the best.

A mere slideshow does not do her justice. We've put together a GIF slideshow, demonstrating the natural beauty in all her perpetually moving glory, below.

You can thank us later, THGers. We, in turn, would like to thank Sports Illustrated, genetics, and the Internet. Click below to get started ... and kiss your day goodbye:

21 Hottest Kate Upton GIFs
Kate Upton showcases her beauty in a bikini for us to enjoy. It's what Kate Upton does for a living, and she does it so well.
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Kate Upton Bikini GIF

1. Kate Upton Bikini GIF

Kate Upton showcases her beauty in a bikini for us to enjoy. It's what Kate Upton does for a living, and she does it so well.


Kate Upton Nude GIF

2. Kate Upton Nude GIF

Kate Upton is nude and twirling around on endless loop in the greatest GIF ever seen by humankind.


Kate Upton Naked GIF

3. Kate Upton Naked GIF

That's worth another angle, we'd say.


Kate Upton Wet T-Shirt

4. Kate Upton Wet T-Shirt

Another fantastic Kate Upton GIF. Thank you very much, and you are welcome.


Kate Upton Body Paint GIF

5. Kate Upton Body Paint GIF

A GIF file of Kate Upton in a body paint bikin and that's it. Goodness.


Kate Upton Stripping

6. Kate Upton Stripping

Kate Upton strips in the hottest GIF of all time. Or one of them anyway.


Kate Upton Dance GIF

7. Kate Upton Dance GIF

Kate Upton dances in one of our all-time favorite GIFs.


Kate Upton Bikini Montage

8. Kate Upton Bikini Montage

An amazing Kate Upton bikini montage in GIF form. Guys, you're welcome. We try.


Kate Upton Twerking

9. Kate Upton Twerking

Kate Upton Twerking up a storm. It is what it is, people. Enjoy it. Relish it.


Kate Upton Cat Daddy

10. Kate Upton Cat Daddy

Kate Upton doing the Cat Daddy. One of the best moments in the history of the Internet now in GIF form!


Kate Upton Cat Daddy Dancing (Slow Motion)

11. Kate Upton Cat Daddy Dancing (Slow Motion)

Let's slow that down for a closer look, shall we?


Kate Upton Takes Off Shirt

12. Kate Upton Takes Off Shirt

Kate Upton taking off her shirt seductively. Great GIF, we'd say.


Kate Upton GIF

13. Kate Upton GIF

This Kate Upton GIF is possibly the best thing ever created by the Internet.


Kate Upton Dougie

14. Kate Upton Dougie

Kate Upton does the Dougie. The dance that started it all ... or something.


Kate Upton Bunny

15. Kate Upton Bunny

Kate Upton is a bunny in one of the greatest GIFs ever produced by the Internet.


Kate Upton Cleavage GIF

16. Kate Upton Cleavage GIF

Love that snow bunny ...


Kate Upton Blows Us a Kiss

17. Kate Upton Blows Us a Kiss

Another fantastic GIF of Kate Upton. Here, she blows a kiss to us.


Kate Upton Gets Hosed Down

18. Kate Upton Gets Hosed Down

!!!


Kate Upton on Boobs

19. Kate Upton on Boobs

Kate Upton discusses her boobs in a GIF that really needs no additional comment.


Working Her Abs

20. Working Her Abs

Look at her work those abs. Yes, we are staring only at her abs.


Closer ... Closer ...

21. Closer ... Closer ...

Holy ... freaking ...


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It is that time once again, THGers. The time to unveil the finalists for, and eventually the winner of, THG's prestigious, arbitrary, 7th Annual Celebrity of the Year honor.

Between now and the end of 2013, we will be counting down the 10 stars who provided us with the year's best moments, stories, scandals and entertainment value.

Today we kick off the countdown with Celebrity of the Year Finalist #10 ... Kate Upton!

Kate Upton. Wow. See above. End post.

Just kidding. But sort of not really.

The next time the U.S. economy experiences a recession, it might want to put the curvaceous model on the payroll ... because she's a one-woman stimulus package!

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A video of Kate Upton nude, save for some strategic body paint and modeling for Sports Illustrated earlier this year, has been released by the magazine.

Thank you, Sports Illustrated. Thank you.

If you recall, Kate got painted up for a SI bikini shoot, only the bikini was just painted on as she attempted to recreate an iconic swimsuit issue cover.

Despite the length of time spent painting her chest by a team of experts at the publication, "I definitely feel naked," Kate Upton said. "Because I am."

Indeed.

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Kate Upton covers Vanity Fair in its new 100th Anniversary issue, and needless to say, the Model of the Year knocks it out of the park in retro attire.

Check out the back-to-back Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover girl flaunting her cleavage, and cake, in the cover photographed by Annie Leibovitz:

Kate Upton Vanity Fair Cover

Kate, who previously said she's felt like a toy in the past, tells the magazine that her modeling career, while amazing, has not been without obstacles.

“I’m not going to name names, but one agency told me, ‘You’re too American, and everybody knows that American women are lazy,'" she recalls.

"I was so offended! I’ve never been so offended!”

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In celebration of LITERALLY the hottest time of year, we are pleased to announce and kick off the 1st Annual THG Bikini Body Summer Showdown!

It's not a complicated setup. Take a look at the two bikini-clad celebrities pitted against each other below. Choose your favorite. The winner advances.

Our opening battle? The incomparable Sports Illustrated stunner, Kate Upton, against one of Hugh Hefner's famous Girls Next Door, Kendra Wilkinson.

Who will win this first-round matchup? Cast your vote below!

And the Winner is?

Kate Upton vs. Kendra Wilkinson. Who's got the best bikini body? Vote in this first-round matchup of THG's Bikini Body Showdown! View Poll »

If you need do to more research before casting your virtual ballot, feel free to peruse our Kate Upton bikini photos or Kendra Wilkinson bikini pictures.

You are welcome.

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