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Kate Upton is so smoldering hot, she's practically volcanic. Radioactive.

Never has have unreal looks been such a lightning rod for controversy as this week, though. When that first hacked Kate Upton topless photo hit the web?

Talk about a feeding frenzy. Which we understand, and yet not.

Working Her Abs
Look at her work those abs. Yes, we are staring only at her abs.

On one hand, it is Kate Upton nude. We don't have to give you a long dissertation on why an authentic image of this would carry a certain appeal.

On the flip side ... it's Kate Upton! This is a young woman who makes a living posing half-naked (at times even less than half, we'd posit) on a regular basis.

It's a bit baffling to us. The long and short of it, THG readers?

You don't need to venture into the depths of Reddit and 4Chan for pics some hacker went phishing for and violated her privacy to obtain illegally.

You can simply click through 25 amazing images of Upton in perpetual motion - GIF style - that were taken from her public body of work. And what a body it is.

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Earlier this week, we heard from a chorus of Internet critics who, for some inexplicable reason, like to call Kate Upton fat. To this, we have a couple of reactions:

  1. Just because you're not anorexic-looking does not make you "fat."
  2. Even if she is, Kate Upton is still the most perfect specimen alive.

Yes. There is beauty, and there is the perfection that is Kate Upton.

The All-American model who has spent the last three years posing, giggling, Tweeting, Dougie-ing and Cat Daddy-ing her way into our hearts. Forever.

Some things in life are overrated, and/or start to lose their initial appeal because everyone talks about them incessantly and says they're the greatest.

Kate Upton is not one of those things. Here are 25 reasons why:

Working Her Abs
Look at her work those abs. Yes, we are staring only at her abs.

So outstanding is the 22-year-old that a mere gallery of Kate Upton photos doesn't do her justice. Hence, this GIF slideshow, demonstrating her natural beauty in perpetual motion.

In closing, we'd like to thank Sports Illustrated, Kate's genetic history, the Internet and the good ol' U.S.A., where one can pay homage to such things without shame.

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It may have snowed on Mother's Day in Colorado, and many of us have still been running heat in May, but at last, the temperature is warming up nicely.

Of course, that could be all in our heads after looking at pictures of some of the hottest bikini bodies in Hollywood, but hey, it's warm. We're not complaining.

But really, summer is upon us. That means beach trips and bikini body selfies galore from our favorite celebrities. Check out these insanely hot bikini bodies now!

Chrissy Teigen
John Legend's wife, Chrissy Teigen, has an amazing bikini body. Emphasis on body.

Kendall and Kylie Jenner are growing more and more famous by the day for barely appropriate bikini selfies and the fame-finding bandwagon they've climbed upon

Don't get us started on their older half-sisters, who need no introduction.

And how can we forget Kate Upton, Chrissy Teigen and their fellow Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition model stunners who get paid to look hot in bikinis?

(But really, we'd just like to be one of the assistants on those photo shoots...)

Ahhh, summer. We love you.

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Move over, Kim Kardashian. Kate Upton is Vogue UK's June cover star, photographed by Mario Testino in a Dolce & Gabbana two-piece in the Caribbean.

As with most Kate Upton bikini photos, the supermodel is as sun-kissed and gorgeous as the season for which bikinis were made. And we love her for that.

Kate Upton Vogue UK Cover

In Vogue's interview, Kate talked to contributing editor, and fellow cover girl, Alexa Chung about the impact of her much-talked-about body on the industry.

"It's weird that in the press they'll be like, your biggest fight was with the industry and the designers, and I'm like, no, my biggest fight was with my agents," she says.

Just "trying to get them to sign me into the castings" was her #1 challenge, she says. "I thought, how I'm going to come out of this will be an example for girls."

On her latest of many magazine covers, she showcases the season's sportiest swimwear, while on the cover she channels a '50s siren you might remember.

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In case the world needed proof that even supermodels sometimes dislike their bodies, Kate Upton's boobs, she says, are too big and making life hard.

(Among other things. Ahem.)

But seriously folks. The 21-year-old Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition cover model says she wishes for smaller boobs "every day of [her] life." 

"Every single day, I'm like 'Oh, man, it would be so much easier,'" she said, adding, "especially if people didn't constantly bring them up."

Uh, Kate, when you have THAT rack and you model in your underwear, they sort of become a topic of conversation all on their own, you know?

The Kate Upton GIFs below. help illustrate just how great her boobs are, BTW. So why does Kate say she wants smaller boobs? Because fashion!!

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Kate Upton stars in The Other Woman as ... the other woman that Leslie Mann's husband is cheating with. The film features Kate Upton in a bikini.

If you're still reading this after that last statement, the plot involves a woman (Cameron Diaz) who learns that her boyfriend is married. It's a tough blow.

But when she accidentally meets the guy's wife (Leslie Mann), she realizes they have much in common, and they become unlikely friends as a result.

Then, when yet another affair is discovered (cue Kate Upton bikini action!), all three women team up to plot mutual revenge on the cheating a$$hole.

Heck, we'd watch it. Leslie Mann is hilarious and what they're saying about Kate's body in the clip below is not something you could consider untrue:

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Carol Alt, who covered the 1982 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, is not what you'd call impressed by 2012, 2013 and 2014 cover girl Kate Upton. Like at all.

  • Carol Alt Picture
  • Kate Upton in Black

"What I don't understand with Kate [Upton] is what's all the hullaballoo," Alt, 53, said of the 21-year-old beauty. "There are many covers of Sports Illustrated."

"I don't get what the hullabaloo is. I think what it is is that in this moment there's just so much social media and that's why she's had more word of mouth."

While she may not get the mass appeal, Alt is not dissing Kate Upton personally; Carol says she's as just as deserving of her success as the others.

Therein likes the issue, though, as far as she's concerned. The hype.

"I like Kate, she's a pretty girl," she continued. "But all the girls are nice, and all the girls are pretty. Every cover, to me, deserves to be talked about."

Well yes, but this is worthy of SOME hullaballoo ... don't you think?!

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Kate Upton is running it back (to back to back)! The 21-year-old beauty has landed on the cover of Sports Illustrated for the third consecutive year after all!

Sort of.

Chrissy Teigen, Nina Agdal and Lily Aldridge grace the front cover of the 50th Anniversary issue of the SI Swimsuit edition. This year, Kate gets the back cover.

Kate Upton in Vogue 2014

Sports Illustrated revealed the bonus backside cover featuring Kate Upton today. On it, she flaunts her cleavage in a pink bikini in the Cook Islands.

Needless to say, she's smoldering as always. The supermodel previously showed off her famous curves on the iconic swimsuit issue cover in 2012 and 2013.

If there's any doubts that she's happy for her model colleagues, Kate put them to rest, congratulating the aforementioned trio of bikini babes on Twitter.

"OMG! So happy for @LilyAldridge @chrissteigen and @NinaAgdal!!" she wrote on February 14. "What a gorgeous cover!! Loving the booty for vday."

Also gorgeous? The Kate Upton photos after the jump. Safe to say Sports Illustrated outdid itself again in its bid to accelerate climate change:

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Kate Upton absolutely sizzles in Sports Illustrated once again this month, as the magazine's 2014 Swimsuit Issue features the former cover girl in all her bikini-clad glory.

It's possible Kate is getting even hotter with age ... though she is only 21.

Kate Upton Vogue 2014 Photo

As the cover model for the world famous magazine in 2012 and 2013, and one of SI's top "rookies" in 2011, she and the publication go back a long way.

A long and very smoldering way. Seriously, thank you Sports Illustrated.

While she passed the crown to Chrissy Teigen, Lily Aldridge and Nina Agdal for this year's cover, Kate still makes her presence felt in the annual swimsuit spectacular.

Scroll through the Kate Upton photos below and see for yourself!

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There are bikini photos, and there is perfection that is Kate Upton.

Kate first took over the world covering SI's annual swimsuit issue in 2012, posing, giggling, Dougie-ing and Cat Daddy-ing into our hearts ever since.

There are things online, and in life, that are overrated. Kate Upton modeling/dancing in bikinis is not among them. Like Richard Sherman, she is simply the best.

A mere slideshow does not do her justice. We've put together a GIF slideshow, demonstrating the natural beauty in all her perpetually moving glory, below.

You can thank us later, THGers. We, in turn, would like to thank Sports Illustrated, genetics, and the Internet. Click below to get started ... and kiss your day goodbye:

Working Her Abs
Look at her work those abs. Yes, we are staring only at her abs.

Kate Upton Biography

Kate Upton Poster Kate Upton is an model and actress known for her appearances in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue,first in 2011, when she was named... More »
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Kate Upton
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