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If one thing's for sure after looking through this slideshow it's that Joan Rivers' plastic surgeon needs to start handing out his business card on the red carpet. 

Or we could just let people age like they're supposed to so they don't end up looking like Joan Rivers one day. Yeah, there's that option.

Here, so you can see and believe, are 18 stars who are the same age. You can Google if you want, but you might be too busy picking your jaw up off the floor to do that.

Kate Upton and Selena Gomez
Starting life as a Disney star might have done Selena Gomez good. She and Kate Upton are both 21 but one looks far older than the other.

From booze, to drugs, to just plain ol' genetics, everybody ages. Even Hollywood's rich and famous and attention-seeking reality TV stars.

Some just do it better than others.

And Hollywood's women do it better than the men, even counting Joan Rivers among the lot.

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They say that fame is fleeting... but it can also be mysterious.

Especially in this day and age - when stars can be made purely out of Instagram photos and scandalous Tweets - it's necessary to sometimes stop and ask:

Wait... why is that person famous again?

This can be true for those you may despise (hi, Kim Kardashian!) and also for those you admire (what power does Kate Middleton hold, exactly?).

With this in mind, we've come up with 13 pretty big celebrities whose names keep being in the news despite a lack of any discernible skill. Apparently, all it takes to strike it big is to film a sex tape and/or be a terrible mother:

Kim Kardashian
The most obvious selection here. She is world famous because she had sex with Ray J on camera and knows how to use Instagram.

by Tyler Johnson at . Comments

Breathe easy, everybody. Our long national nightmare is over and it turns out the rumors that Kate Upton hates her giant boobs are BS. We should probably make today a holiday.

Discussing her alleged hatred of the chest that made her famous during an interview in Australia, Kate remarked, "I actually didn't ever say that...I would say that I think all women feel sometimes they don't have life perfect. But I love my body. I always feel incredibly grateful for what I have."

We feel grateful for what you have too, Kate! Don't ever change! Seriously, please don't ever think about changing those things. That would be a tragedy on par with the Kennedy assassination.

Okay, we're exaggerating, but it's seriously a relief to hear that Kate has no plans of downsizing her massive rack.

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In case the world needed proof that even supermodels sometimes dislike their bodies, Kate Upton's boobs, she says, are too big and making life hard.

(Among other things. Ahem.)

But seriously folks. The 21-year-old Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition cover model says she wishes for smaller boobs "every day of [her] life." 

"Every single day, I'm like 'Oh, man, it would be so much easier,'" she said, adding, "especially if people didn't constantly bring them up."

Uh, Kate, when you have THAT rack and you model in your underwear, they sort of become a topic of conversation all on their own, you know?

The Kate Upton GIFs below. help illustrate just how great her boobs are, BTW. So why does Kate say she wants smaller boobs? Because fashion!!

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Game of Thrones star Nikolaj Coster-Waldau is used to shooting dangerous, physically demanding scenes, but apparently nothing that he's encountered in Westeros could prepare him for being spanked by Kate Upton.

Nikolaj and Kate co-star in the upcoming romantic comedy The Other Woman, and apparently Kate beat the hell out of Nikolaj for a sex scene that didn't even make it into the final cut of the movie.

The actor best known for his role as Jamie Lannister sat down with Chelsea Handler last night and brought a photo of a giant purple bruise he was left with after Kate beat him with a belt. 

Nikolaj revealed that he asked Kate to let up but the film's director found the scene so funny that he encouraged Kate to hit harder. Harsh.

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Not all celebrities get along like peanut butter and jelly, milk and cookies, Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez.

Over the past few years, feuds have broken out in Hollywood over mental health issues; late night talk show skits; and Kim Kardashian sex tape parodies.

Who won each of these rivalries? The public, really. They were darn entertaining!

Click around below to relive the back-and-forth between Kathy and Dami, David and Bristol, Kanye and Kimmel and many other famous folks who simply don't see eye-to-eye:

Seth Rogen vs. Nancy Grace
Nancy Grace wondered aloud on Twitter whether pot was to blame for a guy killing his wife. Seth Rogen replied that the anchor is a "dumbass."

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Kate Upton stars in The Other Woman as ... the other woman that Leslie Mann's husband is cheating with. The film features Kate Upton in a bikini.

If you're still reading this after that last statement, the plot involves a woman (Cameron Diaz) who learns that her boyfriend is married. It's a tough blow.

But when she accidentally meets the guy's wife (Leslie Mann), she realizes they have much in common, and they become unlikely friends as a result.

Then, when yet another affair is discovered (cue Kate Upton bikini action!), all three women team up to plot mutual revenge on the cheating a$$hole.

Heck, we'd watch it. Leslie Mann is hilarious and what they're saying about Kate's body in the clip below is not something you could consider untrue:

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One of the reasons we love Kate Upton, aside from the more obvious reasons, is that the model always loves to have fun and doesn't take life too seriously.

The 21-year-old, featured in Vogue's Kim Kardashian cover issue, has a blast dancing with herself - literally, twice over - on the magazine's website.

What's her secret to staying happy and fun all the time?

"What I try to do, and it took me a little while to learn, is to only do things I really believe in so that it's more of a collaboration," Kate Upton explains.

"That way, I'm not pretending to be someone I'm not."

"I'm not putting out this, 'Look at me! I'm sexy!' and then feeling like a fake, which would lead to feeling depressed and empty inside," she reveals.

For the most part, her mom and dad "understand ... it's just part of my personality, and maybe some things I took too far, but... I like being sexy."

Yeah.

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Kate Upton has a new job.

Sadly, no, she has not finally agreed to pose in Playboy.

Instead, the blonde bombshell has been selected as the new spokesperson for Bobbi Brown, a cosmetics line that clearly has very good taste.

The titular owner of this company told Robin Roberts today on Good Morning America that Upton is an “incredible, strong woman.

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They say opposites attract.

But is that enough to explain some of the following famous couples?

What does a tiny actress see in an enormous boxer? A busty young blonde in an aging Major League pitcher? Heck, what does anyone see in Juan Pablo Galavis?!?

Some mysteries may never be solved... but, hey, whatever works for these pairings!

Click through our gallery of unexpected couples now and sound off: Who will last? Who will split? And, seriously, what is Nikki Ferrell thinking?!?

Hayden Panettiere and Wladimir Klitschko
She's like five feet tall. He's like 11 feet tall. And they're engaged!

Kate Upton Biography

Kate Upton Poster Kate Upton is an model and actress known for her appearances in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue,first in 2011, when she was named... More »
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St. Joseph, Michigan
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Kate Upton
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