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There's a good reason most porn stars don't use their real names. They don't want people to know who they are. Or their real name is just not sexy at all. 

Thanks to the Internet, finding a porn star name is as easy as Googling "porn star name generator," which is exactly what we did to determine these.

Some celebrity porn star names derived from this method proved absolutely perfect. Others are just awkward. Kind of like porn itself, you might say.

The following pictures are all totally safe for work, but the mental images you might get from imagining some of these celebrities doing porn?

Probably not so safe. Keep those to yourself!

James Franco
James Franco is Mister Tang. Why does that sound like something he'd actually call himself?

And let's not forget the celebrities who are amateur porn stars, for real. We're saying they made sex tapes and/or actual full-on porn productions:

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We adore Kate Upton. It was love at first sight, and it never faded.

She's worked hard to earn and keep our love since we first laid eyes on her, and unlike some stars whose appeal fades with time, hers has only grown.

Versatile and talented, stunningly beautiful yet still down-to-earth and approachable, she's the real deal. We simply can't get enough of the 21-year-old.

With a mile-long list of desirable attributes, she's the All-American dream girl, and there's no one else we'd rather be with, no matter the circumstances.

Whatever it is we were doing (and we can think of plenty of fun activities), we would have a blast, because ... just look at her. How could you not?!

Specifically, are 13 things we would really love to do with her ...

Take a Yoga Class
Not only would you share a moment of zen and stretch muscles you didn't even know you had, but Kate Upton would be wearing a tight-fitting workout top AND yoga pants.

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Kate Upton is absolutely, undeniably stunning. This photoshop effort by Harper's Bazaar, which features the model in its new issue? Not so much.

For reasons unknown, the renowned fashion publication felt the need to slice off one of the 21-year-old's armpits during the airbrushing phase ...

Kate Upton Photoshop Fail

Did they try to remove armpit sweat but go too crazy? Did they really want us to see the palm trees in the background to show off the serene setting?

Does Kate actually have part of her right armpit missing?

We may never know. But considering it's part of an article where her trainer reveals the stunner's fitness secrets, the goof is that much more ... Bazaar.

Oooh, see what we did there?! We are here. All. Day.

Look, editors. We're not saying that all photoshop is inherently evil, but Kate Upton is so sublimely perfect in every way, this just feels wrong. Wrong.

Also, check your work. This is getting embarrassing.

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It may have snowed on Mother's Day in Colorado, and many of us have still been running heat in May, but at last, the temperature is warming up nicely.

Of course, that could be all in our heads after looking at pictures of some of the hottest bikini bodies in Hollywood, but hey, it's warm. We're not complaining.

But really, summer is upon us. That means beach trips and bikini body selfies galore from our favorite celebrities. Check out these insanely hot bikini bodies now!

Chrissy Teigen
John Legend's wife, Chrissy Teigen, has an amazing bikini body. Emphasis on body.

Kendall and Kylie Jenner are growing more and more famous by the day for barely appropriate bikini selfies and the fame-finding bandwagon they've climbed upon

Don't get us started on their older half-sisters, who need no introduction.

And how can we forget Kate Upton, Chrissy Teigen and their fellow Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition model stunners who get paid to look hot in bikinis?

(But really, we'd just like to be one of the assistants on those photo shoots...)

Ahhh, summer. We love you.

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Kate Upton and Justin Verlander broke up last year and the pitching ace has been with the Detroit Tigers for his entire MLB career, so there are at least a couple good reasons these two shouldn't be touring Boston's Fenway Park together. And yet:

  • Kate Upton and Justin Verlander Photo
  • Kate Upton and Justin Verlander: Date Photo

Looks like there's some truth to those reports that Upton and Verlander are back together! Can you blame Justin for crawling back?

As for Verlander's betrayal of his team: well, every player should be allowed at least one trip inside the legendary Green Monster. Besides, it's not like he plays for the Yankees, and when you're dating Kate Upton...you do what she wants.

Kate and Justin have been extremely private about their relationship in the past, but Justin posted the above pics to Instagram over the the weekend with the caption: "Next time anyone visits inside the #greenmonster see if you can find our signature!"

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Pity Kate Upton. Her butt does not get the attention it deserves, she feels.

Of course, this is only due to the epic cleavage that will stop traffic or break the Internet. Nevertheless, her poor arse. No wonder she's on a quest to get it some credit!

In a new behind-the-scenes video from Sports Illustrated, Kate feels her bum has been long neglected, and she's setting out to get it the "attention it deserves."

Watch her pick out a two-piece that will no doubt help that mission ...

In addition to the revelation about Kate Upton's butt, the footage is also enlightening in that we now know there is an SI assistant who adjusts her tops by hand.

There could be worse jobs on the low end of the pay scale.

How does Kate's backside compare with other legendary celebrity rear ends? Yes, we've put together a gallery so you can answer that very question.

If you like butts and cannot lie ... follow the jump:

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Kate Upton shows off her famous curves on the cover of Cosmopolitan Australia's June 2014 issue ... and wow. The editors summed it up best in bold below:

Damn, girl!

Kate Upton Cosmopolitan Australia Cover

Kate, as always, is downright dreamy in a tight pink dress that not only flaunts her killer figure but accentuates her sweet, sultry look as she smiles and plays with her luscious locks.

Check, please?

Kate also covers the new Vogue UK issue this month, continuing what can best be described as a worldwide takeover for the voluptuous blonde stunner.

Not that she's at all unworthy of such a global conquest, having taken the world by storm since her 2011 Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue rookie debut.

It's hard to believe she's only 21, isn't it?

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Move over, Kim Kardashian. Kate Upton is Vogue UK's June cover star, photographed by Mario Testino in a Dolce & Gabbana two-piece in the Caribbean.

As with most Kate Upton bikini photos, the supermodel is as sun-kissed and gorgeous as the season for which bikinis were made. And we love her for that.

Kate Upton Vogue UK Cover

In Vogue's interview, Kate talked to contributing editor, and fellow cover girl, Alexa Chung about the impact of her much-talked-about body on the industry.

"It's weird that in the press they'll be like, your biggest fight was with the industry and the designers, and I'm like, no, my biggest fight was with my agents," she says.

Just "trying to get them to sign me into the castings" was her #1 challenge, she says. "I thought, how I'm going to come out of this will be an example for girls."

On her latest of many magazine covers, she showcases the season's sportiest swimwear, while on the cover she channels a '50s siren you might remember.

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Men and women alike might want Kate Upton's body, but it seems that when the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover girl looks in the mirror, she doesn't see the curvy model of perfection that the rest of like to ogle.

FIrst there were rumors that Kate hates her giant boobs (Blasphemy!) now she's hating on herself for not bringing her bikini A-game to her new film, The Other Woman.

Asked about a scene in the movie in which she shows off her famous beach body, Kate explained, "Of course, I always try to live a healthy lifestye, but that was my birthday week. So that was the least healthy I've ever been. I just turned 21."

Oh, Kate. We love you, but there's so much to hate in that quote:

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Jovan Clayton, a rapper whose group The Rej3ctz is best known for that "Cat Daddy" song Kate Upton danced to, was arrested early this morning.

Clayton got popped after he allegedly ganked more than $2,000 worth of "personal items" from trendy 1Oak nightclub in West Hollywood, Calif.

A source says those items included alcohol and the contents of another person's purse; deputies raced to the scene and busted Clayton following a 911 call.

The rapper, better known as Pee Wee, is being held on $20,000 bail. We could show you a video of Clayton getting arrested, but the above clip is better.

By a mile. In addition to The Rej3ctz track, Terry Richardson really outdid himself with that piece of filmmaking. Magnificent angles and costume design.

Let's look at that Kate Upton Cat Daddy dance again, shall we? Let's:

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Kate Upton Biography

Kate Upton Poster Kate Upton is an model and actress known for her appearances in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue,first in 2011, when she was named... More »
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St. Joseph, Michigan
Full Name
Kate Upton
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