As far as we know, there's nothing better than Kate Upton. Except, maybe for a drunk Kate Upton (Because then you might have a chance, right?)
And that's exactly what Lady Antebellum delivers in the video for their new song "Bartender:"
In case you're concerned, Upton just turned 22, so this is all perfect legal. And apparently she's been doing her warm-up exercises, because Kate goes head-to-head with one of those vest-wearing mixologist types (Tony Hale from Arrested Development) and emerges victorious 12 rounds later.
Of course, the stunning model is so body-conscious that Kate thought she looked fat in The Other Woman, so it seems unlikely that she makes a habit of knocking back a dozen whiskey shots in one sitting, but we can pretend, right?