Kate Upton's curves are perhaps the greatest thing ever to grace the Internet, if not all of human civilization. Okay, maybe that's a bit of an exaggeration.
Still, they're worth discussing, and she's appreciative of them as well.
The supermodel discusses her famous body in the new issue of Elle UK and opens up about how she reacts when people try to label her "healthy."
"When I first started modeling, I was a normal catalog model," the 22-year-old stunner says, "then, I became a woman, and I was really excited."
You have no idea, Kate.
"I’m from Florida, where it’s all about bathing suits … You are ugly if you don’t have a curvy body. And I didn’t have one, and then I got one, and thought, 'Yessss!'"
Again. No. Idea.
"Then people say: "Oh, wow, you're healthy.' And [I'm] like, 'Wait ... what?" Upton says of her weight. "I've been begging for this body my whole life!'"