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Yup, your day's over. Just punch out now.

Sports Illustrated has released a gallery of photos of model Kate Upton from the 2013 Swimsuit Issue, and we're pretty much at a loss for words.

Much like last year's viral Kate Upton Cat Daddy video, you have to see the pics to fully appreciate them, and you may find yourself entranced, speechless.

SI has taken its longstanding tradition of body paint "bikinis" to a new level this year, barely painting some sort of necklace thing over Kate's chest, which:

  1. Must've been quite something for the painter.
  2. Makes her 2013 SI swimsuit cover look tame.

We hope you weren't in the middle of something at work or school, because there are a ton more Kate Upton pictures where these came from. See below.

You're welcome.

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If you missed the Kate Upton 2013 SI Swimsuit Issue cover ... she's on it. And likely causing an Antarctic glacier to break up by her mere presence.

It's the second consecutive year the voluptuous model has graced the cover of Sports Illustrated's annual bikini photo extravaganza, and deservedly so.

Which SI cover does more justice to the amazing human specimen that is Kate Upton? Not that there's a wrong answer here, but let's put it to a vote ...

And the Winner is?

Which Kate Upton Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover is hottest? There's no wrong answer really ... but vote for your favorite in our survey! View Poll »

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Kate Upton has been revealed as the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover girl! It's the second year in a row the blonde beauty has had the distinction.

It actually marks Upton's third straight appearance on the swimsuit cover, counting an inset photo in 2011, when she was named SI's Rookie of the Year.

Oh, how far our girl has come ...

Kate Upton SI Swimsuit Cover 2013

SI took her down to Antarctica for its "Polar Bare" theme, which may have single-handedly posed a greater threat to civilization than climate change.

With a body like that, Kate Upton has no regard for human life!

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The extended version of Mercedes' 2013 Super Bowl Commercial has been released, and does not lack for star power ... starting with Willem Dafoe.

As the Dark Lord himself, the actor offers one potential buyer the chance to have a CLA and all that goes with it. Notably walking the red carpet with Kate Upton.

Challenging Usher to a dance-off, posing for magazine covers and generally making the girls swoon? Done, done, done. So will he sell his soul for a CLA?

Not bad as Super Bowl commercials go, especially lately. It doesn't compare to the other Kate Upton Super Bowl ad for Mercedes, but really, what does.

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No one paints Kate Upton in a corner.

Proving she can model in the fashion world as well as the bikini world, the 20-year-old just became the face of Sam Edelman's new digital and print advertising campaign.

A beautiful face, at that.

Kate Upton Modeling

In one of the gorgeous, nostalgic black-and-white shots, Kate Upton dons Sam Edelman flats, showing off her killer curves as she gazes into the distance.

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It's Kate Upton's Mercedes Super Bowl ad too hot for TV?

The Parents Television Council (PTC) sure thinks so.

"This ad [reinforces] for millions of wives, daughters and sisters across the country that you use your sex appeal to get what you want," a spokeswoman for the group said.

Sex appeal to sell cars? It's a stunning concept, we know.

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What's hot? The all-new 2014 Mercedes-Benz CLA!

What's hotter? Kate Upton washing it in slow motion.

In order to tease us before the Super Bowl and its ad starring the Sports Illustrated stunner, the automaker has just released a 90-second preview.

It features Kate Upton, plenty of soap and not much clothing. Enjoy:

The real Kate Upton Mercedes Super Bowl ad, airing February 3, will feature the bombshell along with R&B star Usher. Think it will live up to the hype?

If you've seen any Kate Upton videos, is there any way it can't?

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Kate Upton has posed for V magazine in a series of photos that evoke the seedy spirit of the early 1960s ... many, many years before she was alive.

In a series of period outfits, the 20-year-old beauty sports an appropriately mid-century bouffant and thick eyeliner in hotel-room based shots.

Kate Upton Cleavage Picture

Sebastian Faena, who shot the feature, says Kate "was an actress ... a good one, very sensitive and played the part of a confused, kept housewife with irony."

"She has star quality. She is like nobody else today."

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Monday was not a very good night to be a Notre Dame player or fan.

Not only were the Irish blasted on the field by Alabama in the national championship game, Brent Musberger wouldn't shut up about AJ McCarron's girlfriend.

They were also blasted on Twitter, with none other than Kate Upton piling it on (and getting in a great dig at the NFL laughingstock New York Jets in the process).

Kate Upton is Beautiful

"It's okay Notre Dame this happens to the Jets every week," she Tweeted.

Burn.

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THG is counting down the 100 Hottest Bikini Bodies of 2012!

For months, we've been paying tribute to the hottest celebs with bikini photos galore, and at long last, we've finally arrived at this year's winner: Kate Upton!

Really, after the year she had, was there any other pick?

Kate Upton Wet

Kim Kardashian bikini photos came in second. A worthy effort by the reality star, but even she could not kompete with the perfection that is Kate Upton in 2012.

Seriously, Sports Illustrated. And genetics. Thank you.

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Kate Upton Biography

Kate Upton Poster Kate Upton is an model and actress known for her appearances in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue,first in 2011, when she was named... More »
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Birthplace
St. Joseph, Michigan
Full Name
Kate Upton
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