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Seeing Kate Moss nude is one thing.

Heck, even we get that pleasure all the time via the paparazzi's topless photos of Kate Moss on vacations in various places.

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But Pete Doherty is looking to make an honest woman out of his coked up model girlfriend.

The troubled rocker says he will marry Kate Moss this summer, but only on one condition. And it's a frickin' biggie, peeps.

He must first ditch the pesky heroin and cocaine addictions that have turned him into a walking train wreck.

In his newly published diary, titled The Books of Albion and excerpted in Britain's The Times, Pete Doherty, 28, recorded his thoughts on his drug problems during a stay in a detox clinic at a London hospital.

"I now surrender to the science of detoxification," he says. "... Once more in my love's loving arms. We have been close this time that passed and with the smack and needle free we shall marry in the summer and I become 1o times happier than any smackhead. Huzzah!"

In the memoirs, Doherty writes of taking up to 10 Valiums a day, spraying his apartment walls with indecipherable poetry written in his own blood while in drug-induced stupors.

Alright, now this guy makes even a knife-wielding Lindsay Lohan look tame.

But the Babyshambles frontman makes it clear he's also addicted to Moss, 33, a train wreck in her own right, whom he started dating in January 2005.

"My she is restless, endless energy, spirit, shaking her hips & shoulders to rock and roll in leather zip trousers & stripey T-shirt & one heel... what a picture," he writes.

In September of that year, Britain's Daily Mirror published pics of Moss snorting coke. Within days, she apologized and checked into rehab, but Doherty continued to have "troubles."

In October Doherty said he planned to marry Moss "soon," but by January he was arrested for drugs and back in rehab at London's Nightingale Hospital - at Moss' request.

This followed rumors that the two were married, which later proved false.

"The last few weeks together have been so loving and so much positive looking to the future," he writes of the couple known to us as PeteMoss.

"It makes me sick to my heart but I must face it. I love the girl so dearly and that's why I'm in this f---ing clinic, isn't it? Another 36 hours clean now and sticking to it this time, I fancy."

Hey, at 36 hours, he's officially topped Britney Spears' career high! Baby steps.

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Kate Moss caused mayhem Monday night - of the professional sort - when she made an appearance at the preview for her Kate Moss Topshop collection in London.

Fans, shoppers and photographers crammed London's Oxford Street to see the Kate Moss sex tape model appear briefly in the window display of Topshop's flagship store.

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There, Kate Moss posed with the mannequins in a red limited-edition dress of her own design before retreating back into the store to sip champagne (and possibly blow lines) with pals.

Outside the store, 2,500 customers lined the street, all waiting to get inside for their allocated 20 minutes of seeing Kate Moss nude shopping (each shopper was allowed to buy only five items).

Having stood in line since 1:00 in the afternoon, the last group left at 12:30 a.m. First in line to see a topless Kate Moss the store was a 24-year-old Londoner named Laura, who'd been waiting for seven hours.

"I'm getting tired now," the super model told People. "I've been here a long time, but it will be worth it. Topshop have been really nice, handing out popcorn and water."

Moss, 33, looked on from behind a pillar with her mother and a small group of friends as the first wave of customers ran into the store at 8 p.m.

Looking nervous, the train wreck quickly left just minutes later, leaving Topshop owner Philip Green to walk the store floor.

"She is excited and nervous," he told People. "Until it's out there, you just don't know, do you?"

The 50-piece collection officially launched across the UK Tuesday morning when dedicated shoppers camped overnight for Topshop's 7 a.m. opening. The line will be available in Barneys in the U.S. beginning May 8.

Moss's rocker boyfriend Pete Doherty - who late last year inked a deal to design his own clothing line for the Gio-Goi label - wasn't at the event.

We can't wait until the PeteMoss official clothing line - rumored to be called "heroin chic for the urbanite" hits stores.

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Before you go bidding on the Kate Moss nude photos that are apparently going up for auction next month, keep this in mind:

There's a good chance shots of this train wreck naked will hit the Web pretty much any time she goes out with drug-ridden boyfriend, Pete Doherty. So you may wanna save your money.

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But two prints of the model that makes Britney Spears look put together will go under the auction hammer at London's Christie's auction house in May.

These certainly aren't the craziest things ever sold - spending money on a Dannielynn domain name ain't exactly normal, either - but they may be among the most unnecessary.

After all, photos of Moss with clothes on may be harder to come by than any birthday suit shots. What's next, a picture of David Weintraub in a designer suit going on sale?

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Buck, as in wild. Not naked.

Although that presumably came later.

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After all, seeing Kate Moss nude is hardly a noteworthy event... even for us.

When she's partying with rocker-junkie beau Pete Doherty, it's only a matter of time.

And party PeteMoss did.

The room they were in apparently couldn't contain such massive amounts of fun, so Kate Moss and her charming non-husband decided they'd take their most recent revelry outside.

By hanging out of the window, that is. Extremely safe... and not at all what you'd expect from a coked-up train wreck.

The cuckoo crooner was chilling backstage at the Hackney Empire in London, when he decided to play a song on the guitar for a throng of chanting fans down below.

Yes, Pete Doherty actually has fans. We're as shocked as you guys.

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Kate, as you can see in the picture above, joined him on cigarette. Later, she may or may not have joined him in making a raunchy Kate Moss sex tape.

Or not. Crazy as PeteMoss may be, such videos are generally reserved for the likes of B-D List stars looking to bolster their "careers." See Olivia Mojica sex tape.

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Kate Moss has been labelled a "train wreck" by New York magazine.

The influential publication described the British model as "annoyingly fatuous," before slamming her "substance-bloated boyfriend" Pete Doherty and urging her to "grow up."

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In other words: this is our new favorite publication.

Referring to Moss' much documented cocaine scandal, the magazine railed against her more than Katie Price tearing down Victoria Beckham: "We've grown impatient with the lack of remorse on Moss' part, as well as her insistence on continuing to rub shoulders with her greasy, pasty, substance-bloated musician boyfriend Pete Doherty.

"For God's sake, Kate, you're a mother. Grow up, preferably before your daughter."

Hear that, Dina Lohan?

The model is soon to launch her own clothing range for high street chain Topshop, but the magazine was left distinctly unimpressed by a sneak preview.

It fumed: "We don't think her fashion matches the need of the people who actually shop at Topshop. They want high fashion for the people, not just stuff for size-0 carb-deprived specimens."

It's true, Kate. Not even Nicole Richie falls into that category anymore.

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A Kate Moss sex tape would be a long time coming.

No pun intended. But come on, the way the supermodel behaves in and out of the public eye makes us believe there could actually be something to this rumor.

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Okay, not really. But still, numerous sources report that Moss and Pete Doherty have been not-so secretly filming their lives for a documentary they plan on releasing in the future.

Talk about the worst documentary of all time. Honestly, that movie would suck ass. Don't expect these two to follow in the footsteps of Al Gore and win an Oscar. 

The documentary will, obviously, chronicle a day in the life of a rail-thin, coked-up model whose heart yearns for a no-name, deadbeat drug addict and singer.

We mean Kate Moss, not Allegra Versace.

Anyway, a sex video featuring a nude Kate Moss wouldn't be too big a stretch, as the things she does best in this world are, in no particular order, modeling, getting really wasted and being photographed topless.

Is this alleged video the latest in a long, illustrious line of celebrity sex tape rumors that have turned out to be real (Kim Kardashian, Dustin Diamond, et al.)?

Or will this turn out to be just another in the even-longer line of bogus, nude celebrity rumors- Britney Spears or Jessica Simpson sex tape style?

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Really, what's one more hit, shot or injection gonna do?

Below, the UK's uber couple, Kate Moss and Pete Doherty, walk the red carpet for the Shockwaves NME Awards 2007 in London. Chances are good, however, that they have no idea where they are right now. Seriously, has there ever been a bigger junkie than this guy? Or a more wasted celebrity couple than PeteMoss?

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Forget about Britney Spears and her pansy, recreational drug use. This guy has been arrested more times than Jason Wahler and been in rehab more times than he can count. He likes his crack rocks the same way he likes his rock music. Hard.

What we're trying to say is, Pete Doherty's typical day consists of cocaine, heroin, booze, a bong hit or several, a little topless Kate Moss mixed in there, and then rocking out to the max with his mediocre band, Babyshambles.

It's a great life if you can get it. We're not ready to say he's giving Brody Jenner a run for his money in The Hollywood Gossip's Man of the Year race, but the guy's liver and his repeated victories over the legal system continue to amaze us.

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We know, we know: there are few things less shocking in this world than Kate Moss nude?

And that even includes Moss taking back Pete Doherty after his latest brush with the law.

Kate Moss at Ivy

Nevertheless, we figured it was worth informing our readers that the model and former cocaine addict is gracing the cover of Numero, a Japanese publication.

And she isn't wearing a shirt!

Sorry, guys, there are no giant boobs to be seen. But there are plenty of ribs and tiny waist lines to take a gander at on this tiny beauty. She and Keira Knightley really need to sit down for a meal together.

Anyway, Moss appears without a top on the cover of a magazine during the same week that Keeley Hazell is also almost nude for the world to see. Which, really, isn't news, either. Sorry about that.

We'll try to stick with more unexpected stories in the future. Like the fact that Charlotte Church is pregnant. Congrats to the singer are in order.

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Kylie Minogue has topped UK Glamour's annual list of best dressed female celebrities. It's quite a triumph after her battle with cancer.

Last year's winner, Kate Moss, finished fourth. This may be due to the fact that she rarely wears a shirt anymore.

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Minogue, on the comeback trail since undergoing breast cancer surgery in May 2005, was praised for her understated look. It differs greatly from that of Keira Knightley, whose understated look applies to her layers of skin.

"We've seen a newer, softer-looking Kylie emerge this year - she's still sexy, but she's not flaunting that side of herself in gold hotpants any more," said Jo Elvin, editor of Glamour.

Minogue jumped from No. 26 on the list in 2006, while Moss slipped to fourth this year from first in 2006 - while her British rocker, drug-riddled boyfriend Pete Doherty was named one of the worst dressed males.

In second place was Victoria Beckham. The former member of the Spice Girls wears tight shirts to accentuate her giant boobs. She's also married to David Beckham, the magazine's best dressed male.

U.S. socialite, vicotin user and all around waif, Nicole Richie, somehow came in third place; while British actress and dietary expert, Sienna Miller, rounded off the top five in fifth.

Who was the biggest gainer of the year? Another rail-thin star, Kate Hudson. Owen Wilson's ex jumped 41 places to ninth. The list that will be published in the February edition of Glamour UK.

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Kate Moss' publicist is denying reports that the skinny, perpetually coked-up supermodel married Pete Doherty, the rock star and fellow drug addict, in a Buddhist ceremony in Thailand on New Year's Day, as was reported by T.H. Gossip yesterday.

It was reported that PeteMoss had tied the knot in intimate surroundings on on the idyllic island of Phuket. But it looks like that was just a phuking rumor! Weak.

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Stuart Higgins, Kate Moss' publicist, refutes the reports.

In a statement released on Tuesday, he wrote:

"Contrary to various entirely false media reports, there has not been any kind of marriage ceremony in Thailand. She is on holiday."

He declined comment on whether everyone on said holiday saw Kate Moss nude, or whether that's a privilege reserved for Doherty. We're guessing it's not.

Anyway, we shouldn't be surprised that they're not married. These two are often too f*%ked up to think straight, and they're involved in wedding rumors every damn day. Plus, a friend of Kate's had already hinted the alleged nuptials were not what they at first appeared to be.

Said Moss' pal, probably under the influence of hard drugs:

"This was not likely to be a formal wedding because Kate would have wanted all her family and friends there. It is much more likely to be a symbolic gesture to show everyone just how serious they are about each other."

It is now being reported that Moss and the Babyshambles lead singer, who remains free despite countless arrests, are planning a wedding in England on January 18, as the Thai ceremony would not have been legally binding in the UK.

We'll keep you posted on the next non-wedding. Man, this is getting as tough to keep track of as all those Vaughniston breakups and engagements. Although it looks like Steve Bing might have put an end to that.

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