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The pregnant Kate Middleton and Kim Kardashian are due the same day, according to a new tabloid report. All we have to say about that is O.M.G.

Seriously. Pencil in a Twitter crash around July 13.

Kate Middleton and Kim Kardashian

According to a recent slew of royal baby betting, and from what we've gleaned from news reports, that's the date when the royal heir(ess) will arrive.

At least it's the current odds-on favorite. Ditto baby Yeezus.

While their backgrounds, parenting styles and baby bump fashion couldn't differ more, these are without a doubt the two biggest baby stories of the year.

Does Us offer any legitimate insight in the covery story above? Doubtful. Does it have to? No, because they know people can't wait and will read anything.

On that pointless note, vote in our survey and tell us ...

Which baby are you most excited for?!

 

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The countdown to the birth of Kate Middleton and Prince William's baby is ON!

So Us tells us in its new cover story ... which basically reveals nothing new.

Still, Kate Middleton is beautiful and seems cool, so what's not to like?

Kate Middleton Baby Countdown!

After all, the royal couple has been extremely tight-lipped regarding baby names or even its gender, so don't expect non-stop updates a la Kim Kardashian.

That's the thing about William and Kate. Thoroughly modern monarchs, the couple seems determined to give their child as normal a life as possible.

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One U.S. tabloid has published the controversial Kate Middleton baby bump photos taken on her vacation in Mustique. The Duchess is on the cover of Star.

Kate Middleton Baby Bump Photo

Italy's Chi magazine was the first to run the Kate Middleton baby bump photos, which were apparently taken with a long lens from the ocean, this week.

Unlike last year's scandal, during which Chi ran topless photos of the 31-year-old at a private villa, this batch features her in a bikini and on a beach.

Still, it's re-ignited the royal controversy over Middleton's privacy.

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How do you raise the made-up celebrity gossip bar if you've already made Kate Middleton pregnant a dozen times before she actually was, and then it turns out she is?

Claim Jennifer Aniston is also pregnant, of course! In Touch Weekly, everybody!

They're Both Pregnant!

FINALLY! The two most anticipated celebrity babies have been conceived!

Only one of them has actually had an egg fertilized, of course. For Kate, who is feeling better but still hospitalized with morning sickness, pregnancy is no joke.

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A close friend of Duchess Kate Middleton, Jessica Hay, has revealed that Kate and her hubby, Prince William, will soon announce that they are expecting a baby.

“They’re planning to make an official announcement in December,” Hay reveals.

Kate Middleton Pregnant: It's True?

“I have this on the highest authority," she says, totally convincing us, "and it’s not to be taken lightly. It’s going to be wonderful, happy news when it’s announced.”

Jessica previously told an Australian tabloid about the pregnant Kate Middleton.

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The "is Kate Middleton pregnant" rumor mill continues to be set ablaze this month, with a new report saying she hopes to make THE ANNOUNCEMENT around Christmas!

Kate Middleton: Baby For Christmas!

According to Us Weekly, a source close to the royal couple says, “They’re excited at the prospect of becoming parents,” and confirms they’re “working on it.”

Not sure what this celebrity gossip mole means by that. Next time draw us a picture!

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News flash: Kate Middleton is not pregnant and/or alone.

Note the phrase "her biggest fear" in smaller-type on the magazine cover below. The Kate Middleton pregnancy rumor mill is in full swing, but this is just misleading.

Kate Middleton Pregnant, Alone?

According to Life & Style, she desperately wants Prince William to quit the Royal Air Force, and he has six weeks to choose between his career and his family!

If he already got Kate Middleton pregnant, this would carry some weight. But it's unlikely he has, so this is your typical tabloid cover story comprised of utter BS.

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OMG. Jessica Hay says Kate Middleton is pregnant. Everybody stop the presses!

Who is that and should we believe her? Jessica Hay is an a childhood acquaintance of Kate's, and she spilled the beans to Australian tabloid New Idea.

According to Jess and the mag, the Duchess is expecting! Like for real!

Kate Middleton Pregnant Rumor

“They’re planning to make an announcement in December. William and Kate are focused on starting a family,” Hay says, corroborating Kate's recent (supposed) weight gain.

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Kate Middleton is pregnant, according to Star Magazine. Given their blatant doctoring of the photo of her on its new cover, however, we have our doubts.

Also, its Star Magazine.

Given that Kate will one day (hopefully) produce the next heir(ess) of the British royal family, there will always be speculation and gossip and it's all fun.

Photoshopping a baby bump onto Kate Middleton pictures, though? That's gotta be a new, shameless low, even by their immeasurably low standards:

  • Kate Middleton Pregnant Star Magazine Cover
  • Kate Middleton, Water

Wow, her belly sure grew quickly from one nanosecond ago.

As you can see, Star's BOMBSHELL photo appeared with the headline: “It’s Twins”.

It’s not. Nor was it the last time this celeb "news" magazine tried to make it so.

For whatever reason, the magazine erased her ring from the cover in addition to altering the shape of her abdominal region. No idea why that was necessary.

At least they've tried to capitalize on the Kate Middleton topless scandal, teasing pics that aren't inside. Well done all around! What will they come up with next week?

We can only imagine, but one thing's for sure: It won't be accurate. In the least.

Here's a look at some of the past non-pregnant Kate Middleton tabloid reports:

  • Kate Middleton Pregnant Claim
  • Kate Middleton Baby Bump?
  • Kate Middleton Pregnant?
  • Kate Middleton: Pregnant Bride!
  • Ready For Baby!
  • Kate Middleton Collapses!
  • Kate Middleton Under Pressure
  • A Royal Baby!
  • Kate's Baby Heartbreak!

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Another tabloid cover of Kate Middleton is creating quite a stir in Great Britain - but this one is actually real.

Unlike the photoshopped image of Middleton with yellow teeth, an Australian magazine called Woman's Day has published an image of Kate and Prince William on their honeymoon on North Island, a tiny archipelago in the Seychelles.

Prince William and Kate Middleton Honeymoon Photo

It's unclear how a paparazzi member sneaked on to the tropical paradise, as it's rumored to be home to more tortoises than people. But one insider said the shutter bug likely earned an enormous payday for the pic.

"Any shot of them on their honeymoon was going to go for at least half a million but because Kate is in a bikini I would estimate that this is a million dollar shot," celebrity business journalist Jo Piazza told Yahoo! Shine.

It's true. For all the Kate Middleton fashion trends out there, best of luck trying to find another photo of the would-be-queen in a bathing suit.

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