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15 Things You May Have Missed From Will and Kate's Royal Wedding
Will and Kate: "Coronation" Date Falls On Morbid Anniversary
That tiara sits so naturally on her head!
Kate Middleton to Prince William: Get a HAIR TRANSPLANT, Baldy!
The throne shalt not be occupied by any King Cue Ball!
'Tis the battle cry of Kate Middleton and Queen Elizabeth, who are positively beside themselves with humiliation over Prince William's ever-growing bald spot, according to Celeb Dirty Laundry.
Kate to the Queen: I Want a Tropical Vacation NOW!!!
You'd be forgiven for thinking the Duchess of Cambridge sounds a little bit like Veruca Salt, if this new report is anything to go by.
Camilla: "Banished" For Making The Queen Try Botox?
I can't. I literally CANNOT.
Queen Gives Will and Kate The Crown, Tells Charles To Get Lost
There's a gold badge that says "Palace Confirms," so it must be true.
The Royals in 2015: Look Back On Their Year!
Kate Middleton Hates Her Bangs, Blames The Queen
Even perfect hair has its regrets.
Princess Charlotte's "Commoner" Photos "Disgust" The Queen!!!
"This feels like a power move on Kate’s behalf. Sharing personal images conveys humility, whereas images typically shared by royals are stuffy, staged moments captured by a professional photographer."
Kate Middleton Asked the Queen For What?!
The very foundation of a royal marriage - nay - any marriage is built on the time spent together between man and wife. So how the devil are the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge expected to keep their union strong if Her Majesty keeps filling up their calendar!