A German tabloid has published a photo of Kate Middleton's butt, nearly shutting down the Internet in Europe and renewing debate over the royal family's privacy.
Taken as her skirt blew up while she and Prince William were in Australia, the image taken from a great distance away shows her bare derriere.
Which is absolutely exquisite, but that's not the point.
Bild (dot) de described the upskirt pic of gorgeous Middleton as such: "Photos show our favourite Duchess Kate, 32, in the Australian Blue Mountains."
"The rotor blades of the royal helicopter swirl the air so that [Kate Middleton]'s summer dress blew up, giving a clear view of her beautiful bum!"
The now infamous bum photo, which we're not publishing here, was first offered to UK tabloids, who refused it. Then it was sold to the highest bidder.
Bild (dot) de posted the shot of Kate's toned, perky backside right next to pics of Kim Kardsahian and Khloe Kardashian's infamous behinds.
Which is just wrong for several reasons: