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Perhaps you've heard, but Kim Kardashian married Kanye West this weekend.

No, really! Those kids just up and decided to get married with no fanfare at all.

We kid... a lot. But while we await word on just how much Kim and Kanye spent to tie the knot in Florence (we know how much they earned, approximately: $20 million), let's take a look at some of the most expensive wedding bills in celebrity history.

From athletes to singers to members of British Royalty, brides and grooms from a number of industries have often spared no expense in pledging their love and loyalty to their spouse for eternity.

Or, you know, for 72 days...

Prince William and Kate Middleton
In fairness, $32 million of the $34 million tab went to security. The rest of the money was spent on flowers ($800,000) food ($150,000) and champagne ($60,000), among other details.

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A German tabloid has published a photo of Kate Middleton's butt, nearly shutting down the Internet in Europe and renewing debate over the royal family's privacy.

Taken as her skirt blew up while she and Prince William were in Australia, the image taken from a great distance away shows her bare derriere.

Which is absolutely exquisite, but that's not the point.

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Bild (dot) de described the upskirt pic of gorgeous Middleton as such: "Photos show our favourite Duchess Kate, 32, in the Australian Blue Mountains."

"The rotor blades of the royal helicopter swirl the air so that [Kate Middleton]'s summer dress blew up, giving a clear view of her beautiful bum!"

The now infamous bum photo, which we're not publishing here, was first offered to UK tabloids, who refused it. Then it was sold to the highest bidder.

Bild (dot) de posted the shot of Kate's toned, perky backside right next to pics of Kim Kardsahian and Khloe Kardashian's infamous behinds.

Which is just wrong for several reasons:

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Once again, rumors that Kate Middleton is pregnant have taken the web by storm. Only this time, there's a new twist: She's reportedly having twins!

Twin girls, no less. A new tabloid report asserts that England's beloved Duke and Duchess of Cambridge will be welcoming two daughters later this year!

Royal Baby Portrait

Two princesses crawling around the palace at the same time? That might make young Prince George, who's not even a year old now, a little jealous ...

If this dubious story published by OK! were actually true, of course. Which we doubt.

Kate Middleton "has always wanted a daughter, and she’s talked about it so much that William did, too,” an insider reveals to the celebrity magazine.

Well, that settles it! Sound the trumpets and break out the non-alcoholic champagne!

“Kate’s upbringing with [Pippa Middleton] was idyllic and she always wanted to have girls of her own to carry on the legacy of strong, happy women."

"Plus, she thinks George having sisters will be tremendously good for his character.”

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The Kim Kardashian-Kanye West wedding is being compared to royal ceremonies of the past, and we're sure Kimye couldn't be happier about it.

The whole thing seems designed to bring to mind European dignitaries. From the fact that Kim and Kanye want to marry in Versailles to the way the reception will be documented for television audiences, as though Kim and Yeezy are heads of state (scary thought).

So it should come as no surprise that when choosing a wedding gown, Kim kopied actual royalty, by biting Kate Middleton's style.

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Kim has reportedly believed for years that she and Kate are two peas in a pod - just a couple of beloved princesses from opposite sides of the pond.

Self-important American women have likened themselves to European royalty for centuries, but now Kim's delusions of grandeur may have crossed the line between cute and creepy.

Page Six reports that Kim wants her wedding dress to look like Kate's:

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It may have snowed on Mother's Day in Colorado, and many of us have still been running heat in May, but at last, the temperature is warming up nicely.

Of course, that could be all in our heads after looking at pictures of some of the hottest bikini bodies in Hollywood, but hey, it's warm. We're not complaining.

But really, summer is upon us. That means beach trips and bikini body selfies galore from our favorite celebrities. Check out these insanely hot bikini bodies now!

Chrissy Teigen
John Legend's wife, Chrissy Teigen, has an amazing bikini body. Emphasis on body.

Kendall and Kylie Jenner are growing more and more famous by the day for barely appropriate bikini selfies and the fame-finding bandwagon they've climbed upon

Don't get us started on their older half-sisters, who need no introduction.

And how can we forget Kate Upton, Chrissy Teigen and their fellow Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition model stunners who get paid to look hot in bikinis?

(But really, we'd just like to be one of the assistants on those photo shoots...)

Ahhh, summer. We love you.

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Former News of the World editor Clive Goodman hacked Kate Middleton's phone 155 times beginning in 2005, according to a shocking new report.

Goodman, one of seven defendants on trial for the paper's phone hacking scandal, also hacked Prince William 35 times and Prince Harry on nine occasions.

He returned to the trial to resume giving evidence after an extended period away due to illness, and made it worth the wait for celebrity gossip enthusiasts.

Goodman says he hacked Kate Middleton on Christmas Eve, Christmas Day and Boxing Day in 2005, and in August 2006, the day before he got arrested.

Prince William's voicemail was first intercepted in January 2006, a little more than five years before he and Kate tied the knot in April 2011's royal wedding.

Goodman denied he had "forgotten" about targeting the royals when he said earlier in the trial that he had only hacked aides working for the royals.

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Ah, moms. Givers of life. Wipers of noses. Kissers of boo-boos. Today is your day. Happy Mother's Day!

It's your day to be pampered and praised with flowers, breakfast in bed, and most importantly ... NO CLEANING!

Okay, so for some moms, that sort of thing might happen every day. Like the celebrity moms who have live-in nannies and chefs and housekeepers and stylists on call and personal assistants to keep all those appointments straight. 

But having all that help doesn't make them any less of a mom than the moms who don't have those things, so today we celebrate them, too.

From Beyonce to Gisele, here are 15 celebrity moms we love!

Beyonce
Beyonce is a doting mother to daughter Blue Ivy Carter. Adding the motherhood hat to her arsenal has been great for Queen Bey.

And on the flip side of the Mother's Day coin ... here are some celebrity moms who might want to read a parenting manual. Just saying ...

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Stop the presses, because Kate Middleton is officially ready for Baby No. 2!

At least according to always-reliable celebrity gossip publication Life & Style, which teases her OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT in its latest issue.

Funny, we would've thought Clarence House might have mentioned this ...

Kate Middleton: Baby Number 2!

While we have no doubt Prince George will be a big brother someday, and probably not too long from now, there's not a shred of evidence to corroborate this.

Clearly it's another shameless attempt to capitalize on speculation about when Prince William will get Kate Middleton pregnant again and sell magazines.

Nothing more, nothing less ... and nothing new. So it goes for L&S.

This tantalizing cover story on the Duchess also allegedly reveals:

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Kate Middleton and Prince William celebrate their third anniversary today. Yes, it's been three years since the magical Royal Wedding on April 29, 2011.

Three years since the whole world celebrated. Three years since the last (and possibly) only time Americans set their alarms for a British news story.

Three years since Pippa Middleton set the high water mark for bridesmaid show-stealing. Three years since the love story for the ages became official.

In celebration of their wedding day, and the romance they've shared before and since, here's a look back at our favorite celebrity couple through the years:

Royal Eye Gazing
Aww, aren't they adorable? Kate Middleton and Prince William gaze into each other's eyes in this photo.

How are the royal couple themselves celebrating this special day? Resting.

They're parents, after all, of a nine-month-old baby boy. Gotta love it.

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Now that Kate Middleton and Prince William are back from their vacation Down Under, the pair are getting ready to take on more duties around the palace.

An aide to Kate, William, and Harry said that the trio will soon see "a significant upsurge in engagements." Not only is this good for those they'll be helping, but it means we'll get to see even more of our favorite Royals.

Kate Middleton and Prince William Together

Duchess Kate will spend the coming months working on campaigns dedicated to increasing palliative care which aims to support families as well as children when those children are facing illnesses. During her trip to Australia, Kate spoke at Bear Cottage urging the audience to support families as well as children. 

Dear Prince William gave her a "woo hoo!"

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