Kim Kardashian really, reallllly wants to be besties with Kate Middleton.
Somehow - and we're going out on a limb here - we doubt it's mutual.
According to the Mirror (UK), after learning she and Kate have similar due dates (mid-July) Kim sent a baby gift and "a kind, warm note" to the Duchess.
Kim allegedly revealed to Kate that she has hired a top astrologer in Paris to tell her all she needs to know about a child born under the Cancer sign.
Despite this outreach, Kardashian got crickets in response.