by Free Britney at

Michael Lohan's hilarious arrest the other night earned him a 6-5 career lead over daughter Lindsay in number of entries in our celebrity mug shots gallery.

It also got him his ass handed to him by a judge.

Jailed twice in the past week, MiLo appeared in court Friday, making excuses about why he violated a restraining order barring him from contacting his ex.

The judge was far from moved, given that Lohan took all of a few hours to break the rules the last time he was out on bail, so he was denied it this time.

Michael Lohan Booking Photo

In a wheelchair after spraining his foot trying to flee the cops by jumping off a balcony (seriously), and handcuffed, Mike had his lawyer plead his case.

Following testimony from ex-GF Kate Major about his incessant calling, harassment and alleged abuse of her, Lohan said he needed to be free because:

  1. Dr. Drew is expecting him at some TV shoot
  2. Lindsay Lohan's next court hearing is coming up on Wednesday
  3. He's got a celebrity boxing match with Tareq Salahi coming up

Stunningly, the judge wasn't moved and MiLo will be cooling his ass in a cell until further notice. He faces domestic violence charges and much more.

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by Free Britney at

Michael Lohan was released from jail on $5,000 bond yesterday following his Tuesday a.m. arrest for domestic violence against on/off girlfriend Kate Major.

Lindsay's father was then arrested AGAIN for allegedly contacting Major in violation of a restraining order, then got stuck in a tree trying to evade police.

Seriously, this actually happened. Talk about going out on a limb.

Michael Lohan Back in Jail

Tampa police responded to a call early this morning from Kate, who claimed MiLo had been trying to contact her by phone and wouldn't leave her alone.

This after he was torn a new one by a judge for violating the restraining order the same day, and told if he even dreamed about Major, he'd go to jail.

Officers interviewed Kate, who called 911 on him earlier this week, at her apartment after she made the call. While police were there, he called. Again.

Officers believed that given Michael's repeated disregard for the no contact order, he was considered a "threat," so they went to his hotel to arrest him.

That's when he tried to escape by hopping a third story balcony ... and landed in a tree. Officers then helped him down and hauled him back to jail.

Michael Lohan was charged with violating a condition of his pretrial release (contacting Kate) and resisting arrest without violence. He is in custody.

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