by Free Britney at . Comments

Kate Gosselin is shopping around a new reality show about her search for fame love, and ABC's Jimmy Kimmel already has the perfect hook for it.

Think The Bachelorette meets Deadliest Catch.

What happens when you take 12 men, have Sarah Palin shoot them with tranquilizers and release them onto an island for Kate and her kids to hunt them like wild animals, with the last victim standing forced into a lifetime of wedded bliss suffering?

The promo for Escape From Gosselin Island!

The title and premise of Kimmel's parody above are pretty much 100 percent accurate, but what would you name a Kate Gosselin reality show?

 

by Free Britney at . Comments

CNN's Anderson Cooper weighed in on some recent misbehavior by Kate Gosselin last night, and, well, it was certainly worthy of The Ridiculist.

On Monday's episode of Kate Plus 8, which has been mercifully canceled by TLC and ends its run next week, Kate FREAKED over a slice of pizza.

Like, for real freaked.

On a cross-country trip with her kids, a babysitter and bodyguard Steve Neild, Kate lost her $h!t on nanny Ashley for not saving Steve the final slice.

Cooper found Gosselin ridiculous - and didn't hold back.

"It is a cautionary tale," he said last night. "If you somehow, against all odds, find a woman who's willing to help you take eight kids on a cross-country road trip, for goodness sake, let her divide the pizza any way she wants."

It got worse.

Continue Reading...

by Free Britney at . Comments

Last night's Dancing with the Stars finale saw the coronation of a new champion, and also the return of some memorable cast members who aren't quite as good.

When it comes to rhythm, Kate Gosselin is the anti-Nicole Scherzinger. While we give her credit for trying, last night's effort was LOL worthy ... especially the end.

The reality TV mom returned to the stage Tuesday after shilling for the revamped Kate Plus 8 and the new Twist of Kate (wonder if TLC paid for that ad) of course.

It was not pretty. The only thing worse than her dancing is her relentless whining in rehearsal - even after she insists she wants to have a better attitude, no less.

But the best part, however unintentionally? The end, in which Kate flew over the stage and stared awkwardly into a fish-eye lens. What was that supposed to be?

Who the heck knows, but it's worth repeated viewing ...

On a side note, by request: Would you hit it?

 

Kate Gosselin Biography

Proof of Cheating Kate Gosselin is a reality TV star with eight children and a famous, annoying ex-husband. She and Jon Gosselin were at the center of Jon... More »
Full Name
Kate Gosselin
× Close Ad