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Charlie Sheen would approve of the job cellulite is doing here.

Just look at these Kate Gosselin, Heidi Montag and Britney Spears pictures. Time to hit the gym, ladies! Star Magazine is flat-out shaming you all here!

We kid. There's nothing wrong with cellulite, as it beats unnecessary plastic surgery. Kim Kardashian would surely agree ... then shill for QuickTrim.

Anyway, here's Star's latest cover, which won't win the celeb gossip rag any points for originality, but at least won't get them sued for $50 million:

Cellulite vs. Britney

LOSERS: Sorry, Heidi, Kate and Britney. Cellulite is opening a can of whoop ass on y'all. But we respect you for not getting any work done. Well, Britney at least.

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When a magazine plays up some female celebrity's "revenge body," most of the time it's total nonsense. But in the case of Kate Gosselin's new People magazine cover, there might be something to it. She actually looks good. Really good.

Like, blow-Jon's-cadre-of-mediocre-girls-out-of-the-water good.

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Kate Gosselin has been working out like a madman lately.

At 35, the mother of eight and rumored girlfriend of Steve Neild may be making him one lucky protector. She is now "the most fit I've ever been," she says.

How? No plastic surgery for this reality star. She credits near-daily runs outside her Wernersville, Penn., home, and she's not afraid to show off the results.

"I've worked really hard!" she tells People in its cover story. "Haven't I earned the right, at this point, to look good?" You bet she has. Here's the result:

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Single guys who don't mind a lot of baggage are in for a treat.

Kate Gosselin has achieved her sexiest, most toned body at 35.

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After she was voted off Dancing With the Stars on April 20 and returned home to Wernersville, Pa., Kate worried she’d lose the bod she’d worked so hard for.

So she stepped up her workouts, began running a hilly four-mile course three times a week and fine-tuned her eating plan to make her already toned body leaner.

The results are obvious ... although the botched Botox hurts:

Kate Gosselin may be in great shape, and ditching the dead porcupine she used to wear as a hairstyle was a good move, but she's gotta chill with the Botox ... yeesh.

“Kate has kicked her routine into overdrive. Dancing With the Stars set her in motion, but she’s now even thinner than she was on the show,” says an insider.

Her "fun" and "easy" tips sound like diet and exercise, but it's all good.

Hopefully she continues to set a good example for her eight small children and does not let showbiz opportunities like guest hosting The View go to her head.

We just don't want to see her spiral into a Heidi Montag-esque pattern. It all starts with a little Botox, then next thing you know, you look like a blowup doll.