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Kate Gosselin turns 39 years old today, meaning she defied her ex-husband Jon's wishes and refused to just f--king die already, at least for another year.

Each time you think you've heard the last of attention-starved Kate, back she comes with a vengeance. She's like an immortal vampire of a reality TV star.

In fact, she will soon be seen on two different ventures, having joined the new Celebrity Apprentice cast and signed her brood up for a TLC "catch-up" special.

Awesome.

Anyway, it's her birthday. So wish her a happy one if you want. Or scroll through this gallery and see where you think she ranks among the worst celeb moms:

Kate Gosselin, Twins
Kate Gosselin is the mother of many kids. But she always put her financial and famous interests about theirs it seems.

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Kate Gosselin has scarcely been in the news lately. Thank goodness.

Don't worry, though: even with TLC mercifully cancelling Kate Plus 8 last year, the attention-starved mother of eight isn't about to rest on her laurels.

She's blogging like a madman for CouponCabin (dot com) and longing for the morning that someone will call and offer her brood a new reality show.

Don't hold your breath, Kate. But happy 37th birthday babe.

Kate Gosselin Facelift

It seems like only yesterday that Kate was burning up our TVs with her weekly emasculation of Jon ... then burning up our site with her marital problems.

Memories. Cheers to you, 2009.

In non-grating-banshee news, it's also Lady Gaga's birthday today! Not to mention Vince Vaughn, Reba McEntire, Julia Stiles and others. Yay, March 28!

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Happy birthday to the sextuplets of Jon and Kate Gosselin!

Alexis Faith, Hannah Joy, Aaden Jonathan, Collin Thomas, Leah Hope and Joel Kevin Gosselin turn seven today (older sisters Cara and Mady are 10).

Gabriel Aubry and Nahla

Naturally, one of the two birthday parties Kate Gosselin will throw for the kids will be for the benefit of the TLC cameras for airing on Kate Plus Eight.

The second will be at home. No word if she will invite Jon Gosselin to that one, but they've actually gotten along better lately, so here's hoping.

In any case, happy birthday to six adorable youngsters ...

Kids. They grow up so fast.

Needless to say, Alexis, Hannah, Aaden, Collin, Leah and Joel have not had your standard upbringing. Hopefully things mellow out in the coming years.

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Kate Gosselin has scarcely been in the news lately, but don't worry: this attention-starved mother of six isn't acting like a responsible parent and staying out of the spotlight or anything.

She's simply filming the new season of her reality show. It premieres on April 4.

As part of this exploitive nonsense, Kate took her children to Australia to kick off 2011. A month later, she appeared on The Talk and tried to actually defend her mothering strategies. Love her? Hate her? Really, really hate her?

Kate turns 36 today and likely wouldn't mind a birthday wish or two.

Kate Gosselin and Children

[Photo: Pacific Coast News]

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Kate Gosselin may not be the best mom in Hollywood, but she really loves her kids. She has a special birthday present for them today: Time with Jon Gosselin.

Kind of a crappy birthday gift if you ask us, but you know how it is with kids. Sometimes you gotta do whatever makes them happy.

Six of the seven humans who actually like seeing Jon will do so today.

THG NOTE: The seventh would be Ellen Ross, his new girlfriend. His older two daughters, Mady and Cara, probably realize what a douchebag he is by now.

A source close to Kate confirms she has offered to let the kids see Jon this afternoon, even though it isn't even technically his day in the pair's custody deal.

Kate plans to cook the kids a special birthday breakfast, ship 'em off to school, and then Jon could have the kids in the afternoon ... should he so choose.

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WORLD'S #1 DAD: Jon Gosselin's sextuplets want to spend time with him for some reason. Kids. They just don't know any better. [Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

No word yet on if Jon accepted the offer, but we suspect he will, because last week, Jon indicated the following when tracked down by Radar Online:

“I really want to see them on their birthday, but I don’t know. I don’t have custody so I’m hoping that Kate let’s me see them on their birthday.”

Nice, yes. But this being Jon, a douchebag move is never far off.

Before that comment, Kate and Jon had already discussed the situation over the phone and Kate told Jon he could see the kids on their birthday.

Yet Jon still went out and made it seem like Kate might not let him. Says a source: “Nobody knows why Jon does this, unless it’s for attention.”

Pretty much sums it up right there. If he really wants to seek a truce with Kate and bury the hatchet once for good, he may want to cut the crap.

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Reality star, best-selling author, grating spouse and mother of eight Kate Gosselin is 35 today. Happy birthday to the reverse mulleted pride of the Keystone State!

It's difficult to believe that less than a year ago, Kate was merely half of Jon & Kate Plus 8 ... or one tenth of it, if you want to look at it that way. You get the idea.

But ever since Jon Gosselin was outed as a cheater and their marriage imploded, Kate Gosselin not only became a household name, but one America rallied around.

Well, at least mostly.

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Kate Gosselin is beginning anew. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

Until it became clear that Jon was possibly the world's biggest douchebag, Kate had her share of critics as well. In any case, she's moved on to bigger, better stuff.

And we're not even talkin' about his two-inch package ... OH, SNAP!

Jon & Kate Plus 8 is a thing of the past, but Kate has moved on to Dancing with the Stars. She stank up the joint last week, but goes for redemption tomorrow.

Love her or hate her, she's become a staple of the celebrity gossip world. In honor of her special day today, click to enlarge some Kate Gosselin pictures below ...

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