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Tori Spelling wrote a best-selling book titled Mommywood.

As the name implies, the memoir was based around life as a mother in Hollywood.

Kate Gosselin and Son

But it looks like the 90210 actress has a short memory, as she recently lamented to Extra the fact that Jon and Kate Gosselin have essentially gone Hollywood.

"I loved the fact that they were a normal family; they weren’t in Hollywood," said the actress, who didn't seem to comprehend the irony in appearing on the show to promote the fourth season of her reality series, Tori & Dean: Home Sweet Hollywood. "It’s hard for me now to see them on the cover of People magazine... It’s gone to a whole different level, and I feel bad for them."

We're not defending the atrocity that is Jon & Kate Plus 8, but note to Tori: you've made a living off that same exact level!

Pictured above: Four giant boobs.

Spelling also offered some advice to the Gosselins: "I hope they’re prepared for what they are going through and just know that this too shall pass... Next week, it will be someone else on the cover and you can go about your life."

Wrong. We're sorry to say, but there definitely will NOT be someone else on the cover of Us Weekly next week.

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On March 28, Jon Gosselin reportedly had a revelation:

"Hey, it's Kate's birthday," he told a friend. "I should get her something."

However, according to a new report in Jon & Kate Plus 8 R Us Weekly, the controversial father proceeded to visit a jewelry store in Utah... only to eschew a gift and spend the day chugging free Budweisers with Deanna Hummel instead.

Covered Again

Elyse Motague, the waitress that delivered a shot to Deanna Hummel, courtesy of Jon Gosselin when he first wooed her, has referred to the reality star as a "dirtball."

As previously reported, the pair were spotted on that date at the annual Pond Skimming race at the Spring Gruv festival in Park City.

That evening, an insider told the aforementioned tabloid that Jon and Deanna "curled up" at a local bar and "it was snuggle-o-matic."

As the night went on, this anonymous source with unusual vocabulary said Gosselin and friends began "reeking of pot... I know that the kids he's hanging out with like a little herbal substance."

Hmm... that would explain Jon's hunger for attention. (Get it?!?)

Meanwhile, the cover above marks the SEVENTH consecutive week that Jon and/or Kate Gosselin have been featured on the front of Us Weekly. Click on the pics below for a closer look at the previous six covers:

  • Us Loves Them
  • Proof of Cheating
  • An Affair, Covered
  • Mom to Monster!
  • A Mean Mom
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Way to go, America!

We still need to get you to stop paying attention to Speidi and to realize that Chris Brown is a woman-beating thug, but you're coming along.

Kate and Steve Neild

The ratings for Jon & Kate Plus 8 have fallen for each episode since its fifth season premiere.

This week, approximately 4.3 million viewers tuned into Monday's 100th episode, which featured celebrity chef Emeril Lagasse, along with a series of insults directed at Jon.

While the figures are still solid for a reality show on cable, the number of viewers have dropped by more than half since the show's Memorial Day debut. Might people actually be growing sick of watching feuding parents ignore their children and whine about the attention they're receiving?

Incredibly, it's starting to appear that way.

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At this point, whoever lands in the interview chair, does the interview it looks like. Don't ask any questions. It's called rolling with life.
- Kate Gosselin, opening this week's episode of Jon & Kate Plus 8.

Oh, is that what it's called, Kate? We thought it was called "being an attention-seeking nag of a possibly disloyal wife and mostly unfocused mother that cares more about the spotlight and free tummy tucks than she does about her children."

Our bad.

Don't be fooled by the cover photo. The "Multiple Blessings" referred to in Kate Gosselin's book refer to the dollar bills that come been rolling in with each sale.

Viewers were subjected to the 100th episode of this reality TV dreck last night, as the installment featured famous chef Emeril Lagasse (for reasons unknown), along with numerous digs at husband Jon by Kate (for reasons known: she's a bitch).

Among our favorite Jon disses were:

  • When Lagasse asked her how her man was in the kitchen, Kate simply replied: "Not so much." (As opposed to Kate's genius on the stove, of course, which you can soon read all about!)
  • Kate later quipped: "Jon, do you know where the oven is? Let me point you to it."
  • Still not content, Kate drove the point home again, telling Emeril of her husband: "This is the most I've seen him in the kitchen in my life."

Watch the episode's opening interview after this article's jump. But be careful. Resist the urge to throw your computer out the window after doing so.

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Kate Gosselin might have a new tummy that helps contribute to a new bikini body... but a former flame says her allegedly unfaithful ways are old news.

In an interview with Star Magazine, Adam Miller claims to be Gosselin's ex-fiance. He says the pair was engaged prior to Kate meeting Jon Gosselin.

So, what went wrong? She cheated on him at her 21st birthday party. Ouch.

“She hooked up with some guy in a Corvette,” Miller, a factory worker, told the tabloid. “She was always chasing the money.”

A Cheater!

At this rate, Kate Gosselin may cover more magazines that Brangelina and Britney Spears combined!

This special source added that he and Kate met in 1995 in Kutztown, Pennsylvania; despite not holding a steady job at the time, Miller says he felt pressure to keep his new girlfriend happy - and the way to her heart was through his wallet. 

“I spoiled Kate with gifts, like a diamond bracelet and a gold locket, and she loved that. I think one of the main reasons she liked me is that I had so much money flowing.”

Soon enough, of course, Gosselin discovered the true path to riches: give birth to an abnormal number of children and let a television network shower you with a salary and presents!

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The war of words between Spencer Pratt and Audrina Patridge has nothing on these two. Octomom Nadya Suleman is absolutely tearing into Kate Gosselin.

In multiple ways!

When her unofficial mouthpiece, Radar Online, showed Octomom some bikini pics of her mega-mom nemesis, she responded like any rational person would:

By tearing them to shreds!

Over the course of a four-minute video, Nadya Suleman:

  • Calls Kate Gosselin a "cheater" for relying on plastic surgery to get her body back in bikini shape following giving birth to twins and sextuplets.
  • Does not like Kate's "boxy" figure.
  • Opines that Kate's boobs are fake.
  • Says she would never get plastic surgery, and that her friends call her the "rubberband" for her body's ability to bounce back following child birth.
  • States, in probably the most flagrant case of pot calling kettle black in human history, that she is not nearly as big an attention whore as Kate.
  • Thinks Gosselin's bikini photos look staged, and that the Jon and Kate Plus 8 star is "pretending" not to notice cameras, and just "desperate."

Once Steve Neild rolls over and passes out, it's your move, Kate.

Crazy Octomom

Nadya Suleman thinks Kate Gosselin "cheated" in regaining her slim figure via plastic surgery. The mother of 14 also thinks the mother of eight has fake breasts.

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No matter which celebrity gossip report you choose to believe - and you have a countless number from which to peruse - the bottom line is this:

The future of Jon and Kate Gosselin as a couple is even less promising than that of Jillian Harris and whatever schmo she chooses on The Bachelorette. (No offense, Jake Pavelka.)

While some magazines have announced a divorce date for Jon and Kate, In Touch Weekly says the marriage is already over.

According to Todd Cruz, a friend of Jon's brother and bartender at a Pennsylvania establishment, the Gosselins are only together when cameras are around. It's supposedly been that way for six months.

Already Split!

"He explained it to us at the bar,” Cruz told the tabloid. “He said he was completely miserable and the marriage was pretty much done.”

While Jon has received a lot of criticism for visiting bars and flirting with women, he told Todd that it was Kate's alleged affair with Steve Neild that ended the union.

“Jon said then that he confronted Kate six months ago about her relationship with the bodyguard,” the source said.

We weren't there, but we'd imagine Kate's response was to roll her eyes and tell her husband to stop breathing so loudly.

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Might America finally be coming to its senses?

Granted, far too many people still somehow fear that terrorist suspects currently held at Guantanamo Bay would escape from maximum security prisons if held there inside the country.

But at least far fewer people watched this week's installments of Jon & Kate Plus 8. That's a start!

Fueled by ongoing gossip stories about the marriage between Jon and Kate Gosselin, the May 25 premiere of the show attracted a mind-numbing 9.8 millions viewers, earning higher ratings than the season finale of Lost on ABC.

However, the two newest episodes of the series, which aired on Monday, scored only 5.5 million and 6 million viewers, respectively.

That's still far more than we'd like to see, but we can't expect everyone to tune out at once. We can only hope that the prospect of having sex with Kate Gosselin helps turn more people off for next week.

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According to reports, Kate Gosselin's brother is shopping his story for $30,000.

Meanwhile, according to Deanna Hummel's sibling, something a lot (man) juicier is on the market.

Kate Chows Down

Jason Hummel has already made a name for himself by confirming an affair between his sister and Jon Gosselin. But that's not enough. He wants to make even more, disgusting money off the relationship.

Seen here, Deanna Hummel gives Jon Gosselin a ride. Those that wish to own the bed on which he returned the favor may soon be able to do so!

After her brother went public with her business, Deanna moved out of the home she shared with him. As a result, her furniture has been left behind and Jason has plans for one piece of it:

"I want to put the bed on eBay," he told The New York Post. "I want to see how much some crazy fan will pay."

Let's find out! How much would you pay for the bed in which Deanna reportedly did Jon?

 

Meanwhile, Kathie Lee Gifford has now chimed in on Jon & Kate Plus 8.

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Nadya Suleman has a message for fellow mega-mom Kate Gosselin: you need six more kids before you can be mentioned in the same breath as me stop judging me!

In an explosive new interview with Radar Online, a visibly agitated Octomom expressed frustration and rolled her eyes as she watched, for the very first time a tape, of Kate Gosselin's appearance on The Dr. Phil Show last February.

Sexy Nadya Suleman

In the interview, Kate was asked for her impressions of Nadya in the aftermath of her octuplets' birth. Kate proceded to describe her own experience having six kids.

Gosselin spoke at length about determined person she is, how she had such a caring, capable husband (this was pre-Deanna Hummel railing, apparently) helping her with their sextuplets, and that the first year still "almost killed her."

Watching the clip, Octomom was far from enamored with Kate's subtle bashing of her lifestyle, or the Jon and Kate Plus 8 star's noticeably high opinion of herself.

POT, MEET KETTLE: Octomom Nadya Suleman thinks Kate Gosselin is not only an attention whore, but an unstable person who is trying to sponge off of her fame.

"She needs to stop being so judgmental and stop pulling at straws for attention," Nadya Suleman said, adding that Kate is simply "desperate for attention."

"My children are extremely healthy, strong and happy. That's a fact. Don't you have, like, a lot of issues in your life? A lot of marital problems?" she said.

"Why are you so desperate to glob on to my life," Nadya asked of Kate, who has reportedly set a divorce date with hubby John. "For attention? What?"

Sigh. As we concluded in our Octomom and Kate Gosselin Tale of the Tape last week, there are some celebrity feuds in which there is simply no winner.

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