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Jon Gosselin says his kids are sick of being on TV.

Kate Gosselin disagrees.

And the world is riveted, as these former life partners continue to set a terrible example for their children by airing every disagreement in a public, immature, bitter manner.

The latest war of words is based on Jon's legal maneuver to halt production on the revamped TLC series, Kate Plus 8. Suddently, as soon as he's no longer part of the show, Jon has chosen to look out for the well-being of his offspring, according to manager Mike Heller.

"Jon has been talking to TLC for a long time to cut back on the production and still honor his contract – because it's been getting in the way of his family, his children are complaining," Heller said.

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Kate, not hiding behind a rep, countered:

"I'm saddened and confused by Jon's public media statements. Jon has never expressed any concerns to me about our children being involved in the show and, in fact, is on the record as saying he believes the show benefits our children.

"I check in regularly with each of the kids to be sure they want to participate in and continue with the show and will continue to do so... It appears that Jon's priority is Jon and his interests. My priority remains our children."

Sorry, readers, but it's time to choose a side in this battle. Whose are you on?

 

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In an update to the story of a man so immature and self-centered he makes his five-year old kids look like adults, TLC has suspended shooting on Kate Plus 8.

The network has been forced to do so by Jon Gosselin, who had no problem exploiting his children and introducing them to young new play thing Hailey Glassman... as long as he received a paycheck in return.

But now that he's been let go from the series that made him famous, Gosselin has sent a letter threatening legal action if cameramen step foot on his property.

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His pathetic wish has been granted, but at least the network got in a few shots at the overweight numbskull in the process. It released the following statement:

We are aware of Jon Gosselin's recent statements, and remain deeply disappointed at his continued erratic behavior. He and the family were shooting as recently as last Friday, without incident, and his latest comments are grossly inaccurate, without merit and are clearly opportunistic.

Despite Jon Gosselin's repeated self destructive and unprofessional actions, he remains under an exclusive contract with TLC.  Direct filming of the children has been currently suspended, pending further conversations between both parents.

Translation: if you see Jon Gosselin on the street, throw mud at him. This guy sucks.

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Yesterday, Jon Gosselin said he regretted fondling so many women in public since his separation; and asked a judge to delay divorce proceedings against his estranged, annoying ex-wife.

The douchebag of a reality star claimed he wanted to "regain control over the future of our family" by postponing the official end to his marriage.

Now, Kate Gosselin has a response to this PR move: Bite me!

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An friend of the grating mother says "Kate sees no reason to wait and drag this out. She doesn't think Jon is being sincere in his comments. She thinks it's all a publicity stunt."

And Kate Gosselin knows a thing or two about publicity stunts! Almost as much as Jon knows about tagging every piece of tail that comes his way.

Now that this union appears headed for an official, legal end, only one question remains: Who will get divorced first, Jon and Kate; or Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian?

Actually, a second question is also pressing: Who sucks harder?

 

** UPDATE: Jon is now trying to ban the TLC show from continuing. A letter from his attorney has surfaced, which reads:

"Effective immediately, no production crews are to enter Jon's family home for any reason. In the event that anyone enters the marital property, Jon Gosselin will notify the local authorities to effectuate police action against any trespassers."

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On the same day he got fired off the TLC show that made him famous, and Kate Plus 8 was born, Jon Gosselin is finally owning up to some of his actions.

The womanizing father of eight has opened up to In Touch Weekly and said:

“I regret my conduct since Kate and I separated [on June 22]. I used poor judgment in publicly socializing with other women so soon.”

Yes, Hailey Glassman. He said women. Sorry, but you haven't been the only one to go to this Jon.

Jon Gosselin is sorry for being an insensitive jackass. Do you forgive him?

Jon also asked a court-approved Pennsylvania arbitrator to suspend his divorce proceedings for 90 days this morning, but experts doubt this is a sign that he and Kate Gosselin will reconcile.

An insider close to the situation told E! News the legal move was "not an emotional or romantic decision." Instead, the source says it's "both a legal and PR strategy meant to force Kate to deal with Jon on many important issues relating to the welfare of his children."

Hey, at least he's aware he has children! That's a pleasant change from the way he's been acting for the last few weeks.

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Great news for Jon Gosselin: he'll soon have more time on his hands to flirt with anyone with boobs and possibly get into Las Vegas threesomes.

The attention-starved, vagina-hungry father of eight has officially been axed from the TLC series that made him famous, as the network announced this morning the show would only feature Kate Gosselin.

As of November 2, it will be titled Kate Plus 8.

"Given Jon's recent antics, there was no way the show could continue to portray him as a doting Dad, not while all this other crap was going on," a source told People.

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After Jon and Kate announced plans to separate in June, the series took a six-week hiatus and returned on August 3 to just 4.3 million viewers. Since then, Jon has gone public with his relationship with Hailey Glassman and said he despises his ex-wife.

"Given the recent changes in the family dynamics, it only makes sense for us to refresh and recalibrate the program to keep pace with the family," TLC president Eileen O’Neill said in a statement. "The family has evolved and we are attempting to evolve with it; we feel that Kate’s journey really resonates with our viewers."

Moreover, O'Neill implies, Jon Gosselin is a giant douchebag.

Will you watch Kate Plus 8?

 

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Kate Gosselin, who shot to fame as the mother of eight children and the grating wife of Jon Gosselin on Jon & Kate Plus 8, is mulling her next career move.

And that just might be a talk show.

"I've been given the gift of gab, so why not use it?" Gosselin, 34, told an audience at the Southern Women's Show in Charlotte, where she was on Friday.

It's true, she does have a gift of being opinionated, abrasive and confrontational. Kate seemed to fit in on The View, even if she was slammed by Whoopi.

She might want to go back to the new hair, though. Why she opted to return to the reverse-mullet / dead opossum weave so soon is a mystery to us.

In addition to answering these critical questions about her new professional plans, Kate Gosselin told the North Carolina crowd of about 700 that:

  • Other than reviewing episodes of Jon & Kate Plus 8 before they air, she rarely watches any television, and prefers reading to her children.
  • The family's house may be neat as a pin, but her private space is a different matter. "My bedroom and my closet ... it's a dumping ground."
  • She's thinking about writing a book about the drama in her life. Nothing like lamenting and trying to cash in on celebrity gossip attention.
  • In response to a woman identifying with her after a recent breakup, Gosselin answered: "I don't think you want to talk to me about that."

At least she got that one right. Fortunately for Kate, there were no comments from the audience about Stephanie Santoro or Hailey Glassman.

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Ever since Jon and Kate Gosselin split up, a slew of scandalous accusations have surfaced, no small amount of which portray Jonny Boy as a bit of a womanizer.

Most recently, a celebrity gossip tabloid reported he had an affair with ex-nanny Stephanie Santoro, tapping that nine times in his home while his kids dozed.

Co-hosting The View last week, Kate Gosselin said she was "not surprised" by the reports. But it was another issue that sparked criticism from her View cohorts.

Whoopi Goldberg slammed Kate, bringing up the recent custody spat in which cops came to the Gosselins' home after Kate burst in on Jon's court-allotted time.

Kate is said to have by during Jon's time with the kids after she learned about Stephanie Santoro. She did not approve of him hiring her. He called the cops.

Whoopi chastised Kate pretty hard over this.

"When you go in to a custody thing, you have your specific time, [they have] specific time and you're not supposed to walk on [that]," Goldberg said.

"And I'm sorry, that's the law."

Over interjections from co-host Sherri Shepherd and Kate Gosselin herself, Goldberg continued slamming Kate, shouting, "And you could have gone to jail!"

Whoopi Goldberg slammed Kate Gosselin repeatedly on The View.

As the others eventually grew quiet, Goldberg repeated herself, looking straight at Gosselin and saying "You could have gone to jail, you realize that?"

Kate, who filmed a new TV pilot last week, eventually responded:

"I've learned my lesson and I have learned it was not a good thing. I realized that I was wrong and it was his custody and will I do it again? No, but it doesn't answer to me, like, a babysitter I've never met or approved of. That bothers me."

Despite her counterattack, Gosselin was unable to diffuse the tension set-up by Whoopi, who continued to play devil's advocate for Kate's estranged husband.

"You don't know what [Jon Gosselin] likes and what he doesn't. His attitude could be the same on something you feel is perfectly normal," Goldberg said.

Eventually, it was up to co-host Joy Behar to break up the cat-fight.

"The beauty of this story is that he was winning the PR wars when you were on the air, they were taking about how you picked on him and you were shrewish," Behar interjected, adding in Kate's direction, "You don't look shrewish."

Maybe not as much with the new hair. But still, what a banshee.

Who sucks more?

 

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While Jon is busy dealing with allegations of railing Stephanie Santoro at his house while the kids slept, estranged wife Kate Gosselin is going to work.

Literally. Katezilla will be shooting the pilot for her proposed new TV show this weekend, according to Radar Online. Kate will team up with Paula Deen.

The Southern cooking expert and Kate Gosselin will join forces for a show that is planned to blend advice, health and beauty tips and celebrity gossip.

Yes ... Kate co-hosting a show that includes celebrity gossip segments.

The show is said to be loosely based on the popular website Mom Logic. Hey, at least it's not based on stupid Cafe Mom. That site is hella weak.

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Why is Kate Gosselin seeking a new TV show opportunity?

“Kate wants to work and feels she needs to earn more to take care of her family,” a source familiar with the show and the Gosselin matriarch told Radar.

She did whine about working for a living during her guest host stint on The View this week, so it looks like she's putting her money where her mouth is.

Or something.

There is still time to tinker with the show’s format and formula but right now the plan is to have multiple hosts, and for Paula and Kate to do the honors.

Comedian Sandra Bernhard and Tammy Lynn Michaels have both been considered for the job. Michaels is the wife/spouse of singer Melissa Etheridge.

On a side note, do you like Kate's new hair?

 

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In the latest round of absurd, hilarious personal attacks exchanged between Jon and Kate Gosselin in the media, he and his new girlfriend have struck back.

After Kate lamented on The View this week that Jon Gosselin brought Hailey Glassman to meet their eight kids, he tells E! News that it's simply not true.

"I've never brought Hailey to meet the kids," said Jon, who told GMA last week that he despises his ex-wife, "nor do I plan on doing that anytime soon."

Taking to her Twitter account, Hailey Glassman chimed in: "I was never at Jon and Katezilla's house nor did I meet the children, And nor am I in a rush to."

She added: "When the truth finally comes out, the public owes Jon and I a HUGE apology, until then keep hating n being blinded, Bunch of Helen Keller's."

We're guessing that's her way of saying celebrity gossip readers are just blinded by ... who the hell knows. But she's a class act, that Hailey Glassman.

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The women of Jon Gosselin, past and present.

A source close to Jon and Hailey says Jon spoke to Kate Gosselin after her appearance, and asked why she made the Hailey-meeting-the-kids allegation.

Kate claimed to have seen it "in the tabloids." Natch.

The source close to Jon says he will consider introducing the kids to Hailey "at the appropriate time" once the divorce is final - in the next couple of weeks.

It's been a busy week for Jon Gosselin rumors. Stephanie Santoro, a nanny he hired, says she and Jon had sex nine times - at the house with the kids.

After a massage and hot tub action, she says she went to the apartment over Jon's garage. You know what happened then. Sex. They had sex. Many times.

Who sucks more?

 

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Farewell, reverse-mullet weave. Hello, new Kate Gosselin hair!

New hair that doesn't actually look completely awful... maybe!

On her second day as guest co-host on The View, Kate debuted a new wavy look: “You have a new hairstyle. It’s a first!” said Barbara Walters.

Added co-host Joy Behar, “It looks cute!” Gosselin gave credit to the show’s makeup artists: “Your girls back there, whoo baby! Isn’t it cute?”

Is it, though? Check out Kate Gosselin's new hairstyle here ...

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Kate Gosselin shows off her new 'do on The View.

Later, Kate talked about why she’s still wearing her wedding ring: “I said very early on that I would continue to wear it for the kids,” she said. “We are not officially divorced yet, and I’ve had it on for 10 years. It’s upsetting to the kids.”

As for estranged ex Jon’s tirade about how he despises Kate: “Of course it bothers me. Will I return the favor? Absolutely not. I'm a high-road taker.”

Sure you are, KG. She was not asked about Jon's proposed new clothing line, Gosselin Gear. Probably for the best. Anyway, more importantly ...

Do you like Kate Gosselin's new hair?

 

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