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Kate Gosselin is ready to tell her side of the story. Unfiltered.

Check that, it's completely filtered. There are going to be more softballs lobbed over the plate here than the Angels pitchers threw at the Yankees last night.

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After bonding with Meredith Viera on Today and the ladies of The View, the grating, reverse-mulleted mother of eight scored an hour-long special on TLC.

The final episode of Jon & Kate Plus 8 as we know it is set to air next Monday, the same day they're due in court to hash out their bank account drama.

Clearly, this is them sticking it to Jon Gosselin, who TLC is suing for breach of contract after he halted production on the newly-renamed Kate Plus 8.

In the hour-long special, she'll be answering your pressing "questions about life, the show and moving on," the network announced in a press release.

They're even calling the gig You Ask, Kate Answers.

Queries can be posted on TLC's main show site. Here are just a few we would like to see Kate answer on the air during the special no one watches:

  • Do you try to be so mean or is it just your nature?
  • At what point did all the fame go to your head?
  • Who do the kids hate more, you or Jon?
  • Is that a dead porcupine on your head?

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As their parents continue to make celebrity gossip headlines, the eight children of Jon and Kate Gosselin are starting to feel the effects of all the stress.

Wow, there's a shocker. Thank goodness Jon had that epiphany and decided he would pull the plug on their reality show (completely selflessly, of course).

In a new article in Vanity Fair, Kate says the kids are "acting out" lately – but she is hopeful it's a phase that will pass as the kids adjust to the divorce.

"I'm trying to give them the grace to see, if they’re acting out of line, I'm trying to look deeper into why that is," the mulleted one tells the magazine.

"I am so emotionally spent. Why are the kids acting out? 'Cause it’s all inter-related. I mean, they don’t see it that way, but it’s all interconnected."

  • The Gosselin Kids Strike Back
  • An Affair, Covered
  • Proof of Cheating
  • Mom to Monster!
  • Already Split!
  • A Cheater!
  • Covered Again
  • Kate Gosselin Hits Daughter!
  • Us Loves Them
  • A Mean Mom
  • Hailey Glassman and Kate Gosselin
  • Kate's Sad Kids
  • Jon Gosselin Engaged?
  • Jon and Kate 2.0

All this? Making eight small children upset? You're joking.

Referring to her estranged, douchebag ex, destitute Kate says, "They miss him. They say they miss him. I imagine they say the same thing when I'm away."

Not only are the kids hurting without their parents together, Kate said that the demise of their hit show Jon & Kate Plus 8 has caused nothing but heartache.

Jon objected to his kids being filmed ... conveniently after TLC announced plans to relaunch the show as simply Kate Plus 8, with little or no Jon featured.

TLC has turned around and sued Jon for breach of contract.

Kate's summation of the children's reaction to Jon's move:

"Over the weekend I told [the kids] that we're not filming. And actually, times eight, there was wailing and sobbing. They love our crew, they love the interaction."

"There is nothing harmful about it. They are angry."

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The former babysitter for the Gosselin family that Jon is also rumored to have nailed is at it again, blabbing to celebrity gossip sites and causing a ruckus.

Today's claim? Jon has a history of hacking into Kate's life. Literally!

Stephanie Santoro tells Radar Online that Jon Gosselin has been snooping into his estranged wife's email, phone and online bank accounts. Well, obviously.

"Jon told me that he pretty much hacked into everything of Kate's that he had access to," Santoro says. "Her online banking, that he had a trace on every single one of her emails so anytime she would get an email he would get a copy of it."

And Stephanie, who said she had sex with Jon nine times while working with the family, says he doesn't even care who knows his snooping tactics.

"Jon threatens everyone that he will sue them if they tell what they know," she claimed, adding that he does not use a lot of discretion. Shocking.

Stephanie Santoro sheds new light on Jon and Kate's public battle over money.

On Tuesday, a judge ordered Jon to pay back $180,000, following Kate's claim a few weeks ago that he had taken $230,000 from their shared account.

Kate claimed he left her with only $1,000 to pay bills and take care of the couple's eight small children. He responded that she, too, was hiding cash.

"He told me that he had enough there that when the ball dropped he would have enough to completely screw her over," Stephanie Santoro said.

Kate Gosselin said in an interview with TMZ that she is "disturbed" by reports that Jon has hacked into her emails and other personal accounts.

Her rep says that the reverse-mulleted one "has heard the allegations made by Stephanie Santoro that Jon Gosselin 'hacked' into her emails, phone, and online accounts, and she is profoundly disturbed by them."

"Under the circumstances, Ms. Gosselin is carefully considering her legal options regarding this, and will pursue them if and when the time is right."

Does Jon Gosselin hack, snoop and monitor Kate's every move? That we cannot say with certainty. Is he a Grade A douchebag? That is 100 percent in the affirmative.

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Jon Gosselin has been ordered to return a staggering $180,000 he took from a joint account he shares with estranged wife Kate in violation of a arbitrator's order.

Kate alleged that Jon cleaned out the account of more than $200,000 (her story kept changing, and the amount increasing, to $235,000), leaving her destitute.

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Jon said he withdrew only $22,000, which was clearly a lie, and also accused his ex of fabricating that she can't pay bills when she herself is hiding $1 million.

According to Kate's lawyer, Mark Momjian, "The remaining sum of $55,000, which Ms. Gosselin used for household bills and expenses relating to the children, will be subject to further determination by the arbitrator at a later date."

Kate Gosselin said in a statement, "As difficult as this has been for me, I am pleased that the court has ruled fairly on behalf of myself and my children."

"Now that this matter has been ruled on, I look forward to returning to private arbitration, as Jon and I have agreed to do, to resolve any remaining issues."

This picture was taken in court today. Just kidding!

Speaking on behalf of Team Jon was his lawyer, Mark Heller.

"All of the attorneys on both sides worked very hard. We are all very pleased with the outcome of the court proceeding and the arbitration session," he said, putting on an act. "We are very hopeful that there will soon be a resolution."

Jon is thus required to give back that cash by October 26 - the next time they two are back in court - or appear before the judge for a contempt proceeding.

In response to Jon's allegations that Kate is hoarding massive sums, the judge also ordered Kate to provide accounting of past expenses by the same date.

Today's Jon and Kate circus at the Montgomery County courthouse featured an oddball cast that included the Kate Plus 8 principals, a small army of lawyers, an arbitrator, a judge, Kate's omnipresent bodyguard and others.

Michael Lohan was even there to show support for his new BFF.

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Flanked by their respective lawyers, Jon Gosselin both arrived in court at 8:30 a.m. EST this morning and spent about an hour inside chambers before leaving.

They first met with an arbitrator but were unable to strike a deal about how  to divvy up their money, which has become quite the point of contention of late.

Then they went before a judge, who told the parents of eight to try again with an independent arbitrator (which they already tried, and landed them here).

Kate had said she wants alimony from Jon, who says she's the thief.

The Gosselins are due back in court October 26.

Jon and Kate's legal camps hoped to hash out various financial matters, including Kate's request for temporary spousal and child support and, not incidentally, her claims that Jon yoinked $235,000 from their joint account in one week.

Jon fired back with allegations that Kate took out $60,000 from their joint account this year without permission ... and that there's over $1 million that hasn't been properly accounted for, largely stemming from her book royalties.

A few weeks ago, after a round of tabloid accusations had him going to town on nanny Stephanie Santoro, Jon tried to put the brakes on divorce proceedings until after they actually had a chance to work together on things. But alas.

Jon then decided that having his kids star in a TV show, which now happens to be named Kate Plus 8, is no longer smart, and demanded TLC cease production.

Pick your side!

 

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Kate Gosselin has filed for alimony from estranged husband Jon.

The Insider, which first reported the news, says the petition was filed in court sometime last week, around the same time when Jon tried to halt production on their TLC show and pretended his concern for their kids was the reason.

Whether Jon actually owes alimony will have to be determined.

The two are not officially divorced, and he has alleged that she receives and controls the bulk of their income. On the flip side, he's accused of cleaning her out.

Kate claims that his withdrawals of over $200,000 from their joint bank account - leaving her with only a grand - was not only a d!ck move, but an illegal one.

Meanwhile, Jon has filed papers claiming she did the same.

Both Jon and Kate say the other is stealing and/or hoarding cash.

According to legal documents, Jon claims Kate withdrew over $60,000 from their joint account between July-September 2009. He took only $22,000, he says.

He also claims she took out over $1 million from February 2008-2009 and that plenty of her funds, including book royalties, have not been fully accounted for.

Sources close to Kate Gosselin say that her withdrawals were legal, whereas Jon withdrew up to $230,000 without permission required by their court arbitrator.

Both idiots are due back in court this Tuesday for the latest installment in their long-running soap opera. Hopefully there are some bulletproof vests involved.

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While Jon Gosselin vies for revenge and (and a slew of available young women in the early 20s), estranged wife Kate is trying to win over the public with laughter.

Amid her increasingly bitter war of words with Jon, who is calling her an abusive monster, Kate managed to shoot a sketch for The Jay Leno Show last night.

As part of the "JMZ" series, in which the show mocks the paparazzi (the name is a clear play on TMZ), faux photographers descend on Kate in a parking lot.

Rather than treating them as if they were here douchebag husband, who she wants to keep away from her 24/7, she responds as if they were her eight kids.

After she orders a pap to his room car for disobeying her, one celebrity gossip shooter claims that "she has weird mom powers." It's actually kind of funny.

Of course, if Kate ever displayed a sense of humor instead of acting like the painful, grating human being she is, perhaps things would've gone differently.

Here's the clip of Kate Gosselin's cameo ...

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Say what you will about him, Jon Gosselin does not half-ass anything.

He's promised fireworks this afternoon if Kate tries to stop him from seeing their twin girls on their birthday (happy birthday, Mady and Cara!), and he's launching a full offensive on both the talk show and celebrity news tabloid circuits.

Jon is apparently telling friends that his estranged wife Kate - whom he has dubbed "monster mom" - is not only a raging b!tch, she's abusing their kids.

"Jon says she spanks the kids all the time," a source says.

"All she has to do is look at them and they get scared."

We remember when Kate spanked Leah over the summer. Scary stuff. No wonder Jon is doing what he can to protect his kids and look out for their best interests.

Oh, who are we kidding. He's primarily out for (dun dun dun) ... REVENGE!

We've got to get these two into a cage to settle this for good.

One of Jon's moles tells Us Weekly that Kate "kicked a lego building into a million pieces because the boys didn't put it away the first time she asked them to."

Kate Gosselin also "barely talks" to her children, while "the nannies are doing 95 percent of the work. Kate has a short attention span. Everything upsets her."

To be fair, Jon isn't that much better. A source actually says he overheard him ask a member of the paparazzi what time his own kids get home from school.

He also "gets annoyed when they interrupt him if he's on the phone."

What's more, Jon instructs photographers to yell certain things at his ex to really get under her skin, while Kate throws temper tantrums and cries in her car.

Perhaps best of all, Jon Gosselin is supposedly planning a "F*%k you, Kate" party for when the divorce is final. Hey, the kids already hate him, so why not?

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The war of words between Jon and Kate Gosselin simply will not abate.

The latest? Jon says Kate is trying to keep him from seeing their twins, Mady and Cara, on their 9th birthday Thursday. No wonder the kids hate them.

"She's trying to prevent me from seeing my kids on their birthday because she doesn't want to see me," alleges Jon on ET in an interview Wednesday.

Jon says if he rolls over and "obeys" Kate (like he did for the last, oh, 10 years or so), "That's like giving her full custody. She can't tell me what to do."

The two trade off living in the family's sprawling Pennsylvania home when they have custody. Kate wants him out tomorrow on Mady and Cara's b-day.

They both spend holidays and birthdays with the kids generally, but tomorrow is Kate's day. Jon says he's "just going to stay" when his turn is up.

"I own the house, so I can do what I want," he says.

She can't tell me what to do!! I can do what I want!! Me! ME!!! Jon Gosselin, the father of eight small children, is regressing into a child himself before our eyes.

Kate, who recently alleged that Jon stole $200,000 from a bank account and left her unable to pay bills, wrote Jon an email about their birthday, stating:

"Due to recent events, it will be too stressful to the kids to have both of us here as planned. I would like to split the evening so they can see us both."

She wants to have him visit from 4-6 p.m. that day, that's it. Jon says Kate's a liar, that ain't gonna happen, and she "doesn't want to work things out."

Earlier today, Jon said most of his kids "didn't care" when they found out he and Kate were splitting. They were probably glad to hear less bickering.

"When we told them we were going to get divorced, the 5-year olds said, 'What's for lunch?' The only two people who really cared were Mady and Cara," he told ET. "Cara broke down and Mady said, 'Oh, I saw this coming.'"

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Cara, Mady, Hannah, Leah, Alexis, Joel, Aaden and Collin have had it.

Just as the Gosselin children were beginning to cope with the public demise of their parents’ marriage, the are forced with yet another heartbreaking loss:

A forced hiatus from their TLC show brought about by father Jon.

“They were wailing and sobbing; they are angry,” Kate said on the Today Show on October 5, arguing that the show must go on as she and the kids wish.

Jon pulled the plug on production last week, ostensibly because he cares about the best interests of the children. But as Nancy Grace called him out for yesterday, their kids' welfare was never an issue until the show was renamed just Kate Plus 8.

Despite saying he wants to keep his kids out of the spotlight, Jon seems to be seeking attention, partying and basking in the glow of his minor celebrity.

The Gosselin Kids Strike Back

Even their eight kids are starting to think Jon and Kate Gosselin suck.

“It was time to go, but our group started talking about an after party,” a member of his crew said of his recent night out in L.A. “Jon said, ‘I want to go to the party.’"

"By the time we got there, the party was breaking up, but he stayed.”

Also this week, the estranged couple have been arguing over the $200,000+ Jon reportedly took from their joint bank account, leaving Kate with a grand.

“I have a stack of bills,” Kate said, crying that she can't pay them.

While Jon calls Kate’s story a “complete fabrication,” the dude has been on a spending spree, jet setting around and hemorrhaging cash like a madman.

He’s not the only one, though. Kate is also guilty of airing dirty laundry, despite promises to keep things civil. All of which hurts her precious kids too.

“It’s hypocritical to say that ‘We have the children’s best interests at heart,’ then speak poorly about each other in the media,” a source says. “The children have a record of all this, and when they’re old enough, they’re going to see it.”

All we have to say: Free the Gosselin 8!

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