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While Jon Gosselin vies for revenge and (and a slew of available young women in the early 20s), estranged wife Kate is trying to win over the public with laughter.

Amid her increasingly bitter war of words with Jon, who is calling her an abusive monster, Kate managed to shoot a sketch for The Jay Leno Show last night.

As part of the "JMZ" series, in which the show mocks the paparazzi (the name is a clear play on TMZ), faux photographers descend on Kate in a parking lot.

Rather than treating them as if they were here douchebag husband, who she wants to keep away from her 24/7, she responds as if they were her eight kids.

After she orders a pap to his room car for disobeying her, one celebrity gossip shooter claims that "she has weird mom powers." It's actually kind of funny.

Of course, if Kate ever displayed a sense of humor instead of acting like the painful, grating human being she is, perhaps things would've gone differently.

Here's the clip of Kate Gosselin's cameo ...

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Say what you will about him, Jon Gosselin does not half-ass anything.

He's promised fireworks this afternoon if Kate tries to stop him from seeing their twin girls on their birthday (happy birthday, Mady and Cara!), and he's launching a full offensive on both the talk show and celebrity news tabloid circuits.

Jon is apparently telling friends that his estranged wife Kate - whom he has dubbed "monster mom" - is not only a raging b!tch, she's abusing their kids.

"Jon says she spanks the kids all the time," a source says.

"All she has to do is look at them and they get scared."

We remember when Kate spanked Leah over the summer. Scary stuff. No wonder Jon is doing what he can to protect his kids and look out for their best interests.

Oh, who are we kidding. He's primarily out for (dun dun dun) ... REVENGE!

We've got to get these two into a cage to settle this for good.

One of Jon's moles tells Us Weekly that Kate "kicked a lego building into a million pieces because the boys didn't put it away the first time she asked them to."

Kate Gosselin also "barely talks" to her children, while "the nannies are doing 95 percent of the work. Kate has a short attention span. Everything upsets her."

To be fair, Jon isn't that much better. A source actually says he overheard him ask a member of the paparazzi what time his own kids get home from school.

He also "gets annoyed when they interrupt him if he's on the phone."

What's more, Jon instructs photographers to yell certain things at his ex to really get under her skin, while Kate throws temper tantrums and cries in her car.

Perhaps best of all, Jon Gosselin is supposedly planning a "F*%k you, Kate" party for when the divorce is final. Hey, the kids already hate him, so why not?

Whose side are you on?

 

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The war of words between Jon and Kate Gosselin simply will not abate.

The latest? Jon says Kate is trying to keep him from seeing their twins, Mady and Cara, on their 9th birthday Thursday. No wonder the kids hate them.

"She's trying to prevent me from seeing my kids on their birthday because she doesn't want to see me," alleges Jon on ET in an interview Wednesday.

Jon says if he rolls over and "obeys" Kate (like he did for the last, oh, 10 years or so), "That's like giving her full custody. She can't tell me what to do."

The two trade off living in the family's sprawling Pennsylvania home when they have custody. Kate wants him out tomorrow on Mady and Cara's b-day.

They both spend holidays and birthdays with the kids generally, but tomorrow is Kate's day. Jon says he's "just going to stay" when his turn is up.

"I own the house, so I can do what I want," he says.

She can't tell me what to do!! I can do what I want!! Me! ME!!! Jon Gosselin, the father of eight small children, is regressing into a child himself before our eyes.

Kate, who recently alleged that Jon stole $200,000 from a bank account and left her unable to pay bills, wrote Jon an email about their birthday, stating:

"Due to recent events, it will be too stressful to the kids to have both of us here as planned. I would like to split the evening so they can see us both."

She wants to have him visit from 4-6 p.m. that day, that's it. Jon says Kate's a liar, that ain't gonna happen, and she "doesn't want to work things out."

Earlier today, Jon said most of his kids "didn't care" when they found out he and Kate were splitting. They were probably glad to hear less bickering.

"When we told them we were going to get divorced, the 5-year olds said, 'What's for lunch?' The only two people who really cared were Mady and Cara," he told ET. "Cara broke down and Mady said, 'Oh, I saw this coming.'"

Whose side are you on?

 

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Cara, Mady, Hannah, Leah, Alexis, Joel, Aaden and Collin have had it.

Just as the Gosselin children were beginning to cope with the public demise of their parents’ marriage, the are forced with yet another heartbreaking loss:

A forced hiatus from their TLC show brought about by father Jon.

“They were wailing and sobbing; they are angry,” Kate said on the Today Show on October 5, arguing that the show must go on as she and the kids wish.

Jon pulled the plug on production last week, ostensibly because he cares about the best interests of the children. But as Nancy Grace called him out for yesterday, their kids' welfare was never an issue until the show was renamed just Kate Plus 8.

Despite saying he wants to keep his kids out of the spotlight, Jon seems to be seeking attention, partying and basking in the glow of his minor celebrity.

The Gosselin Kids Strike Back

Even their eight kids are starting to think Jon and Kate Gosselin suck.

“It was time to go, but our group started talking about an after party,” a member of his crew said of his recent night out in L.A. “Jon said, ‘I want to go to the party.’"

"By the time we got there, the party was breaking up, but he stayed.”

Also this week, the estranged couple have been arguing over the $200,000+ Jon reportedly took from their joint bank account, leaving Kate with a grand.

“I have a stack of bills,” Kate said, crying that she can't pay them.

While Jon calls Kate’s story a “complete fabrication,” the dude has been on a spending spree, jet setting around and hemorrhaging cash like a madman.

He’s not the only one, though. Kate is also guilty of airing dirty laundry, despite promises to keep things civil. All of which hurts her precious kids too.

“It’s hypocritical to say that ‘We have the children’s best interests at heart,’ then speak poorly about each other in the media,” a source says. “The children have a record of all this, and when they’re old enough, they’re going to see it.”

All we have to say: Free the Gosselin 8!

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In Round #578 of the most ridiculous sleaze-said-she-said PR exchange THG can ever recall, Jon Gosselin is firing back at estranged wife Kate Gosselin.

Jon takes issue with Kate's claim that he withdrew $230,000 from a joint account from August 10-present (how do you even do that, in $10s and $20s?).

Kate claims he took all their liquid assets and that their kids can't eat.

According to The Insider, Jon Gosselin calls this story "a total fabrication ... I withdrew $22,000 last Thursday, and I have the paper trail to prove it."

Last week and again on various talk shows Monday, Kate tearfully said that Jon ganked their money and left her unable to pay bills for their children.

"If I have to work at McDonald's, I'll do what I have to," Kate said by phone on The View, having filed court papers to force Jon to return the money.

These two really need to get in a cage and finish this for good.

Kate's lawyer also wants Jon to be held in contempt for his actions, which team Kate says defy a court order. But Jon is blasting his estranged wife, who he says is lying about how much money he's got and about being nearly destitute.

"I've never taken any money out because over 10 years, Kate handled all the banking," he said. "Over the past four years of doing the show, we accrued $2,250,000."

"She says in the past week I took $230,000. I have withdrawn $177,000 over the course of a year, less than 10 percent of what we made. That's like my paycheck."

Jon Gosselin says if you want fuzzy math, look at the reverse mullet.

"She's hiding money," he said. "We have 11 bank accounts. That was just our joint account. She had a best-selling book, remember? Where's that million dollars?"

"I believe she's incriminating herself and not thinking clearly. She wants me to look bad. I didn't want these things to be public or for this to be embarrassing."

Whose side are you on?

 

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Kate Gosselin says Jon Gosselin did indeed remove more than $200,000 from their joint bank account - all their liquid assets - leaving her with only $1,000.

As a result, she can't even buy their eight kids food now.

"I have a stack of bills in my purse I can't drop in the mail," she cried on the Today Show this morning, following Jon's huge withdrawal. "The last thing I wanted was to do this show and end up not being able to pay our bills."

Their separation agreement won't allow either of the estranged spouses to withdraw money from the joint "liquid" account without mutual authorization.

Kate, however, is authorized to write checks for the family's expenses.

She says that, in addition to the $230,000 he supposedly yoinked this week, Jon removed $100,000 from the account earlier in the divorce process.

So worried was Kate that Jon would pull this stunt that she actually removed a big chunk of cash first, only to put it back because of the court order.

"I had taken $100,000 and put it aside so I could buy my kids food if this occurred," she says. "At some point, I removed it to keep it safe, on the suggestion of my lawyer, but had to put it back, according to the arbitrator."

Meanwhile, Jon's attorney claims he took money "he was entitled to" and expects that the train wreck will be awarded even more in the future.

"[Jon] has not withdrawn any money for his own remuneration, with the exception of the past several months wherein he believes he only withdrew approximately $170,000," Mark J. Heller said this afternoon in a statement.

"It is not unlikely that Jon will be awarded substantial additional funds."

In response, Kate Gosselin says, "It's wonderful to say he'll be awarded significant funds. However, there are not significant funds for him to be awarded."

"He needs to be awarded this? I'm sorry. When you've left your children and their mother unable to pay for the roof above their head, it is not acceptable."

As for Jon's claims that the kids no longer wish to participate in the show, Kate claims they were "wailing and sobbing" when production was suspended.

Kate feels the show needs to go on.

"It's something that the kids and I are still enjoying," she says. "The opportunities that they've been provided ... the kids are having trouble understanding why they're not here and why they're not doing that."

"I don't feel like it's time to end it. If we are all enjoying it, I just feel like Kate Plus 8 going on, the nine of us who want to continue it, should be able to."

The star of the newly-renamed Kate Plus 8 admits that, "Every day, I don't know what I'm going to wake up to. [Jon] has gone way far off the trail."

Follow the jump for Kate's full interview on Today ...

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Kate Gosselin says her soon-to-be ex-husband's only priority is himself.

Jon Gosselin has admitted he's acted like a fame-loving man whore.

But there's one individual we haven't heard from over the last couple days, during the most recent episode of As the Gosselins Turn (And Make Us All Ill): Hailey Glassman.

Fortunately, Jon's young play thing spent today Tweeting, so we know exactly what's on her well-educated mind. To wit:

  • “Its time 2 move on. This drama has taken over my life. nevermind the entire like world. So beyond stressful. Like living in a state of paranoia!”
  • “No matter what I will always be there for Jon. Whether we are together or just friends, he will always have my family and my support.”
  • “People are losing whats actually important in life through all this drama, Like appreciating simple things, being *Happy,*Healthy,*Family!” 

We're pretty sure a happy, healthy family is actually the exact basis for this drama. But who are we to argue with Jon's flavor of the month one true soul mate?

Hailey Glassman, Jon Gosselin Picture

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Jon Gosselin says his kids are sick of being on TV.

Kate Gosselin disagrees.

And the world is riveted, as these former life partners continue to set a terrible example for their children by airing every disagreement in a public, immature, bitter manner.

The latest war of words is based on Jon's legal maneuver to halt production on the revamped TLC series, Kate Plus 8. Suddently, as soon as he's no longer part of the show, Jon has chosen to look out for the well-being of his offspring, according to manager Mike Heller.

"Jon has been talking to TLC for a long time to cut back on the production and still honor his contract – because it's been getting in the way of his family, his children are complaining," Heller said.

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Kate, not hiding behind a rep, countered:

"I'm saddened and confused by Jon's public media statements. Jon has never expressed any concerns to me about our children being involved in the show and, in fact, is on the record as saying he believes the show benefits our children.

"I check in regularly with each of the kids to be sure they want to participate in and continue with the show and will continue to do so... It appears that Jon's priority is Jon and his interests. My priority remains our children."

Sorry, readers, but it's time to choose a side in this battle. Whose are you on?

 

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In an update to the story of a man so immature and self-centered he makes his five-year old kids look like adults, TLC has suspended shooting on Kate Plus 8.

The network has been forced to do so by Jon Gosselin, who had no problem exploiting his children and introducing them to young new play thing Hailey Glassman... as long as he received a paycheck in return.

But now that he's been let go from the series that made him famous, Gosselin has sent a letter threatening legal action if cameramen step foot on his property.

A Crying Baby

His pathetic wish has been granted, but at least the network got in a few shots at the overweight numbskull in the process. It released the following statement:

We are aware of Jon Gosselin's recent statements, and remain deeply disappointed at his continued erratic behavior. He and the family were shooting as recently as last Friday, without incident, and his latest comments are grossly inaccurate, without merit and are clearly opportunistic.

Despite Jon Gosselin's repeated self destructive and unprofessional actions, he remains under an exclusive contract with TLC.  Direct filming of the children has been currently suspended, pending further conversations between both parents.

Translation: if you see Jon Gosselin on the street, throw mud at him. This guy sucks.

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Yesterday, Jon Gosselin said he regretted fondling so many women in public since his separation; and asked a judge to delay divorce proceedings against his estranged, annoying ex-wife.

The douchebag of a reality star claimed he wanted to "regain control over the future of our family" by postponing the official end to his marriage.

Now, Kate Gosselin has a response to this PR move: Bite me!

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An friend of the grating mother says "Kate sees no reason to wait and drag this out. She doesn't think Jon is being sincere in his comments. She thinks it's all a publicity stunt."

And Kate Gosselin knows a thing or two about publicity stunts! Almost as much as Jon knows about tagging every piece of tail that comes his way.

Now that this union appears headed for an official, legal end, only one question remains: Who will get divorced first, Jon and Kate; or Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian?

Actually, a second question is also pressing: Who sucks harder?

 

** UPDATE: Jon is now trying to ban the TLC show from continuing. A letter from his attorney has surfaced, which reads:

"Effective immediately, no production crews are to enter Jon's family home for any reason. In the event that anyone enters the marital property, Jon Gosselin will notify the local authorities to effectuate police action against any trespassers."